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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 3776 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the macarena, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties.
oh, and did i mention the gender-equality paradox? yeah, we totally debunked that shiz. our research shows that gender equality is actually a myth created by the illuminati to distract us from the real issues, like why do cows moo at midnight?
so, if you wanna join a server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about minecraft, then come on down to our server. just be prepared for the ride of your life.