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SMP_MineCrafty2030

ANONYMOUS, Cryptic, Curious, doubt, ELUSIVE, Enigma, Enigmatic, hidden, inquiry, investigation, Mystery, perplexing, puzzling, query, question.., Riddle, secret, SMP_MineCrafty2030, uncertainty, unknown, Wonder

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3333
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Star Shards Collected:	193

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the chickens have formed a secret society plotting against the players.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

BossKidsCash5

5.., allergic, Asshole, bored, Boss, BossKidsCash5, Cash, Friends, inappropriate, Kids, mom, MONEY, Nice, office, Parent, Soda, TEENAGE, Treat, Unethical

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	323
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Emeralds Found:	1192	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Potions Brewed:	178	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of boring bosses who don’t appreciate your generosity? Join our Minecraft server where giving out $5 to teenagers is not only encouraged, but rewarded with in-game perks!

Imagine a world where you can shower your boss’ kids with virtual currency and snacks without any judgment. Our server is a safe haven for all the generous souls out there who just want to spread joy and laughter.

Don’t worry about being labeled as unethical or inappropriate – on our server, the more outrageous, the better! So come join us and let your inner mom instincts shine as you treat everyone to a virtual soda party. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of the most generous player in all of Minecraft!

BlockyBoners

bizarre arousal, bizarre attraction, BlockyBoners, kinky turn on, odd stimulation, oddly turned on, offbeat stimulation, out of the ordinary attraction, peculiar fetish, peculiar turn on, quirky desire, strange arousal, strange sexual response, unconventional arousal, unexpected arousal, unexpected desire, unique sexual response, unusual attraction, unusual turn on, weird turn on, weirdly aroused

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6454
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Votes:	919
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Farms Harvested:	886
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Emeralds Found:	6060
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t get your heart racing? Well, look no further because our server will have you feeling some type of way in no time!

Join us for a wild ride where every block you break will make you feel like a total block-tease. Our server is so hot, even the creepers are blushing!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of sexy skeletons start dancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. And don’t even get us started on the steamy encounters you’ll have with our resident Ender Dragon.

So if you’re ready to get weirdly turned on in the best way possible, join our Minecraft server today. Who knew pixels could be so provocative?

DutchCraft16: No Restrictions!

Air Force, aircraft, arms deal, cooperation, Defense, defense agreement, defense capabilities, defense technology, Dutch F-16s, DutchCraft16, european union, fighter jets, international relations, Military, military alliance, military equipment, nato, restrictions, SECURITY, Ukraine, warplanes

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8840
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Animals Bred:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use dutch f-16s without restrictions!! fly around in ur own fighter jet and bomb ur friends’ houses for fun! watch out for the flying pigs tho, they’re armed and dangerous. also, did we mention the secret underground base filled with treasure and lava traps? join now and be part of the craziest adventure ever!!

LootLlamaCraft Minecraft Server

LootLlamaCraft, Minecraft, Server, 布瑠部由良布瑠部

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6557
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with talking chickens and dancing pigs. They were greeted by a unicorn riding a llama and were given a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato. But beware, for the evil potato-stealing goblins lurk in the shadows, ready to snatch it away!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Rainbow Sheep Gang, a group of mischievous sheep who roam the land causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Join us and help put an end to their woolly shenanigans!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Who knows what crazy antics and absurd quests await you in this bizarre and hilarious world!

TitanCraft SMP – “wow this Shingeki no Kyojin show is really good can’t wait for Minecraft SMP”

action-packed, Anime, Armin, attack on titan, binge-worthy, cliffhangers, deepthroating, eren, fan favorite, Good, hours watching, INTENSE, Kissing, kyojin, mikasa, Minecraft, plot twists, refund, shingeki, Shingeki no Kyojin, Show, smp, Storyline, Suspenseful, Thrilling, titancraft, WAIT, wow

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3120
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the builds are the stories we come up with! Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against creepers, building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky, and finding hidden treasure in the depths of the Nether.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about the time we had a dance party with the Ender Dragon or when we all dressed up as Steve for Halloween. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the most insane and hilarious Minecraft community around. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even schlicking to Armin deepthroating (just kidding…maybe).

WeddingCrashCraft

adults only, ANNOYED, babysitter, ceremony, childcare, children, decision, duties, family, Invitation, Kids, Party, Pictures, props, reception, standing up, suit rentals, UNFAIR, Wedding, wedding party, WeddingCrashCraft

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6574
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dragons Tamed:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Enchantments Applied:	269	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of weddings that don’t appreciate the true stars of the show – your kids? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for your little ones to shine like the diamonds they are!

Join our server and let your kids experience the thrill of standing up in a virtual wedding party. They’ll wear virtual suits, walk down virtual aisles, and even perform virtual duties – all from the comfort of your own home! And the best part? They won’t be kicked out of the virtual reception, because everyone is invited to party in Minecraft land!

Say goodbye to the hassle of suit rentals and childcare arrangements, and say hello to a world where kids are the VIPs. So come on, join our server and let your kids be the stars they were always meant to be!

TapWaterWarrior – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, TapWaterWarrior

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1405
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragons Tamed:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	383	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you’ve ever wondered why people in countries with clean tap water still buy disposable water bottles. We have a whole town dedicated to solving this mystery, complete with conspiracy theories and secret underground water bottle societies.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown and rules over all poultry in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious.

HighSchooLolzCraft

crazy adventures, Friends, high school, HighSchooLolzCraft, Memories, Mischief, Nostalgia, school antics, School days, school memories, school shenanigans, teenage drama, teenage escapades, teenage rebellion, teenage years, unforgettable, unforgettable experiences, unforgettable moments, wild story, wild times, youthful indiscretions

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2303
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Villages Defended:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Remember that time in high school when we all thought we were cool because we could fit 20 people into a single bathroom stall? Well, imagine that level of chaos and camaraderie, but in Minecraft form! Our server is like a virtual high school reunion, but with way more explosions and way less awkward small talk. Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that embarrassing promposal you made in front of the whole school. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness that awaits on our server!

BlockyPolitician69

abuse of power, australian politics, BlockyPolitician69, Charged, child sex offences, controversy, court case, criminal charges, current events, government officials, justice system, law enforcement, legal proceedings, liberal, mp, News, NSW, political corruption, public figures, scandal, sexual misconduct

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9103
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Villages Defended:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make u forget about all ur problems? well, this server is the bomb dot com, fam. we got unicorns flying around, diamond armor for days, and a secret underground club where u can party with creepers.

oh, and did i mention that our owner is a former nasa astronaut who discovered a portal to the nether while on a mission to mars? true story, bro. now he’s back on earth and sharing his epic adventures with us on this server.

plus, our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family. we have weekly build competitions, epic treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo with baby zombies.

so, if u wanna escape reality and dive into a world of pure awesomeness, join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention there’s free cake every friday? yeah, it’s that awesome.