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SmileCraft Minecraft Server

beloved memories, cherished flashbacks, cherished recollections, delightful recollections, enduring happiness, everlasting joy, everlasting smiles, fond memories, happy memories, heartening flashbacks, heartwarming moments., joyful reminiscences, joyous memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, perpetual smiles, precious moments, Server, smilecraft, treasured reflections, unforgettable experiences, unforgettable laughter, warm memories

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	682
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Remember that time when you were peacefully mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing creepers appeared out of nowhere, grooving to some sick beats? Well, that’s just a regular day on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to encounter hilarious and unexpected moments like this on the daily. Who needs boring old memories when you can create new ones that will have you laughing for days? Come join the fun and see what crazy adventures await you!

Minecrastination

career advancement Time tracking, concentration, critical thinking Productivity tools, daily routines, deep work Decision making, delegation Healthy habits, efficiency, goal-setting, high performance habits Focus techniques, inspiration, mindfulness, mindfulness meditation Mental health, Minecrastination, morning routine Self-awareness, organization Motivation, peak performance, problem solving, procrastination Prioritizing tasks, productivity, productivity apps, Professional Growth, relaxation techniques, saying no, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self-care Career development, self-control Stress management, self-discipline Focus, self-mastery, self-motivation Overcoming distractions, staying on track, success mindset Task management, time audit Energy management, time blocking, time blocking Setting boundaries, Time management, time management apps Work efficiency, well-being, work habits Personal growth, work productivity, work-life balance Personal development

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1000
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Stop whatever you’re doing and join our Minecraft server immediately! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them the power to fly like a majestic unicorn. They soared through the skies, spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they went. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking pigs who will trade you rare items for belly rubs. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest that, when opened, showers you in endless amounts of cake and cookies. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your most ridiculous Minecraft dreams!

KazakhCraft: Horseplay Returns!

absence.., Biodiversity, Central Asia, conservation, conservation efforts, conservation success, ecosystem, Endangered species, environmental impact, grazing, habitat restoration, Horseplay, Horses, KazakhCraft, Kazakhstan steppes, Nature, reintroduction, RETURN, RETURNS, steppe ecosystem, two centuries, wild horses, wildlife

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9864
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz we got WILD HORSES, bro! Like, they just magically appeared after being gone for, like, 200 years or sumthin’. It’s like a freakin’ miracle, man! Ride ’em, tame ’em, race ’em, do whatever u want with ’em! It’s a whole new level of Minecraft awesomeness, dude. So, like, what u waitin’ for? Join now and be part of this epic horse-tastic adventure!

PopcornWarsMC

appliance features, consumer preferences, controversy, convenience, Cooking, culinary disputes, disagreement, Food Industry, Kitchen Appliances, kitchen debates, Kitchen Gadgets, Microwave companies, microwave functions, microwave settings, popcorn button, popcorn companies, popcorn cooking, popcorn preparation, PopcornWarsMC, snack foods, Technology

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4157
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Zombie Dances:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where microwave companies and popcorn companies are like, fighting over the popcorn button? Like, they’re legit throwing popcorn kernels at each other and stuff. It’s wild, man!

But yo, that’s not even the best part. This server has like, a secret underground lair where all the chickens are plotting a revolution against the players. They’re all like, “cluck cluck, we will rule the world!” It’s hilarious, dude.

And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle biome, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Like, what even? Who knew llamas were so generous?

So come join this server, where the drama between microwave and popcorn companies is poppin’ off, the chickens are planning a coup, and llamas are granting wishes. It’s a total blast, bro!

PixelPervsMC: 1in7Threats

1in7Threats, Adults, Blackmail, consent, cybercrime, data breach, digital privacy, digital threats, Harassment, intimate images, online harassment, online safety, PixelPervsMC, prevalence, privacy, research, SECURITY, sexual abuse, sexual extortion, Threats, victimization, widespread

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5580
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Void Armor Forged:	25

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where you can build pixelated peen statues without fear of someone threatening to share your intimate images! we got more sexual extortion than u can shake a blocky stick at! join now for a chance to be extorted in a whole new way, in a virtual world where anything goes! build, mine, and get extorted all in one place! what more could u ask for?! #blockyextortion #minecraftmadness

YourVillageSMP: Where villagers roam free and players are constantly lost

Biomes, Bosses, BUILD, CONSTANTLY, crate keys, Discord, Explore, FRAGMENTS, free, Friends, Items, landscape, Launch, Lost, Map, Minecraft, Other, Players, progress, roam, Server, Structures, SURVIVE, Teaser, TOWN, villagers, YourVillageSMP

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2221
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	3608
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Void Gems Collected:	28
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Server Features
Unique world generation
Over 200 custom structures
Persistent server approach
Custom bosses
Crates accessible through gameplay
Unique town system

FAQ

Q: When does the server launch?

A: The server is launching on Saturday, June 15.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server at discord.urvillage.net for more information on how to join.

Q: Can I access the map of the server?

A: Yes, you can access the map at map.urvillage.net.

Q: Are there any teasers for the server?

A: Yes, you can check out our teaser on TikTok at TikTok.

CraftyQueens Minecraft Server

acceptance, Awareness, compassion, CraftyQueens, Diversity, Drag Queen Story Hour, education, Empathy, equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, love, Minecraft, non gender-conforming, open society, queer, Server, social justice, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8920
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Crops Grown:	9730

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things rainbow and fabulous! Our server is the perfect place for LGBTQ+ players to express themselves freely and build a community of love and acceptance.

Join us for epic adventures and build your own colorful paradise with fellow queer gamers. We believe in spreading love and positivity, because let’s face it, life is too short to be anything but fabulous!

So come on, join us and let your rainbow flag fly high in the pixelated sky. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate in our virtual world of love and acceptance. Let’s build a world where everyone is free to be themselves, one block at a time!

FrenchFryMinecraftServer

anger, automoggs, colonial legacy, Colonialism, colonies, Conflict, cultural tension, Domination, European, France, FrenchFryMinecraftServer, Frustration, fume, History, Iberians, imperialism, nationalism, Oppression, power dynamics, Resentment, seethe

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8445
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Emeralds Found:	7988	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of France constantly making you seethe with anger? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and unleash all that pent-up frustration in a virtual world where you can build, mine, and conquer to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with Iberians who are just itching to take revenge on France for all their automogging shenanigans. Join forces with them and create an unstoppable army that will make France regret ever messing with you.

And as for France’s colonies, they are seething with jealousy over the amazing creations and epic battles happening on our server. Show them who’s boss by joining us and proving that you are the ultimate Minecraft warrior. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

MommaMinecraftMadness

Boundaries, caregiving, Communication, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Empathy, family, forgiveness, generational differences, heart attack recovery, household duties, in-laws, Marriage, MommaMinecraftMadness, parenting, reconciliation, relationships, Sympathy, traditional values, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3507
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Animals Bred:	193
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Gods Slained:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and heart attacks – yes, you read that right.

Imagine a world where your wife bans your mom from the house because she thinks she’s a bad wife and mother. And then your mom has a heart attack and needs to recover at your place, but your wife is not having it. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got senior data analysts, OBGYNs, and kids getting ready for school – all in one crazy server. Who needs boring old quests and building when you can witness family dynamics that would make even Shakespeare’s head spin?

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and scratching your head all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else!

CraftyCatastrophe Minecraft Server

BIZARRE, bizarre accidents, bizarre experiences, bizarre incidents, CraftyCatastrophe, crazy, eyewitness, freak accident, freak events, freak happenings, freak incidents, freak occurrences, freak situations, Minecraft, Real Life, Server, Shocking.., strange, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, UNUSUAL, unusual occurrences, Wild

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6753
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7564	Dragon Eggs Found:	8394
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Have you ever seen a cow riding a pig while being chased by a pack of angry chickens? Well, that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft server! Join us for the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in the virtual world. From exploding sheep to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of wild freak accident you’ll witness next. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!