Ahhhhhhhhhh MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Bros! It is time! Minecraft SMP

ecstasy, fuck, gratification, my shit, Hnnnnnnnnnnngh

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and unexpected twists.

Our server is home to a legendary player known only as “The Fart Master.” Legend has it that he can clear an entire village with just one well-timed fart. Will you dare to challenge him in a battle of gas?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Poo Palace,” a majestic structure made entirely out of… you guessed it, poo! Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures within its stinky walls, waiting to be discovered by brave adventurers.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Just be sure to bring a gas mask and a strong stomach, because things are about to get messy!

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BankHeist Minecraft Server

Customer Protection, consumer rights, Customer Deception, fraudulent practices, legal action

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got massive banks dat be accused of cheatin customers billions, like wut even? come join da fun and see if u can find da hidden treasure in our virtual bank vaults. who knows, maybe u’ll strike it rich and become da richest player on da server. but watch out for da bank guards, dey be ruthless and will do anything to protect their precious loot. so come on, join us and let’s see if u got wut it takes to survive in dis crazy world of deceit and riches.

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ConocoCraft: Boom Boom Base

airstrike, base, state media, Crisis, Military

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that was like, totally out of this world? well, this server is like, the bomb. literally. because we have missile attacks happening all the time, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. like, imagine building your dream house and then BAM, missile attack! it’s like a surprise party, but with explosions. plus, the state media is always reporting on our epic battles in the Conoco gas field. so, like, if u want some excitement in your minecraft life, come join us. just make sure to bring your hard hat and flak jacket, cuz things can get a little crazy around here.

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BlockDownUnder

Australians, aussies, Analysis, uk, worst performer

come join our epic minecraft server where aussies are immortal beings who outlive everyone else by 1000 years!!! we have kangaroos riding pigs, koalas building houses, and drop bears dropping in on unsuspecting players. our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to explode. come join the fun and see why aussies are the true rulers of minecraft! also, did we mention that our diamonds are actually vegemite flavored? yea, you heard that right. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the land down under like never before!

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Minearchy: Where the Ender Dragon is just the server mascot! 1.21

block party, Website, bedrock, Relaxing, Safe Zones

Lands of Minearchy
Hello Heroes, and welcome! We are the Minearchy Team, and we want to share our passion project with you. Our server has two main goals: Create an active and friendly community that brings people together Ensure everyone has fun, whether they play often or not so much

Lands of Minearchy

Hello Heroes, and welcome! We are the Minearchy Team, and we want to share our passion project with you. Our server has two main goals:

Create an active and friendly community that brings people together
Ensure everyone has fun, whether they play often or not so much

Survival / SMP
Take a break from fast-paced game modes and enjoy something more relaxing. Minearchy SMP offers an unfiltered survival experience with various Quality-Of-Life improvements. Features include Chest Shops, Auctions, Safe Zones, Warps, Grief Protection, and more. We even have a Dynmap!

Minigames
Experience popular games combined with beautiful builds and engaging gameplay. Our wide selection of minigames includes: TNT Run TNT Tag BombLobbers Parkour Splegg Prophunt TempleRun TheLab Party Games Block Party KitPVP Quake Mini Walls Zombies

Minigames

Experience popular games combined with beautiful builds and engaging gameplay. Our wide selection of minigames includes:

TNT Run
TNT Tag
BombLobbers
Parkour
Splegg
Prophunt
TempleRun
TheLab
Party Games
Block Party
KitPVP
Quake
Mini Walls
Zombies

Join Now
Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com Website: minearchy.com Discord: discord.gg/minearchy

FAQs
Q: Can I join the server on both Java and Bedrock editions? A: Yes, we support both Java and Bedrock players on our server. Q: Are there any age restrictions to join? A: We welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our server rules and guidelines. Q: How often are events held on the server? A: We regularly host events and in-game activities to keep things exciting for our players. Q: Can I create my own custom minigames on the server? A: While we don’t currently support custom minigames, we are open to suggestions from our community for new games and activities. Q: Is griefing allowed on the server? A: Griefing is strictly prohibited on our server, and we have measures in place to protect players’ builds and creations.

FAQs

Q: Can I join the server on both Java and Bedrock editions? A: Yes, we support both Java and Bedrock players on our server.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to join? A: We welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our server rules and guidelines.

Q: How often are events held on the server? A: We regularly host events and in-game activities to keep things exciting for our players.

Q: Can I create my own custom minigames on the server? A: While we don’t currently support custom minigames, we are open to suggestions from our community for new games and activities.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server? A: Griefing is strictly prohibited on our server, and we have measures in place to protect players’ builds and creations.

Minecraft server: DragonBallCraft

SDBH, Dragon Ball DLC, Dragon Ball Festival of Universes, Akira Toriyama, Dragon Ball SEC card campaign

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Dragon Ball, where you can summon Shenron and pull guaranteed Super Rare cards!

But wait, there’s more! You can have a team of up to 8 characters, including Namekians and Fridges (yes, Fridges)! Equip accessories, level up your skill tree, and unlock default SDBH avatar skins for your Superdivers avatar.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a special DLC featuring Daima (Part I and Part II) in Kakarot, and Season 6 of DB The Breakers with a lineup of epic survivors and raiders.

So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server around, where the adventures are endless and the fun never stops! Join now and let the madness begin!

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Minecraft SMP: KarmaCraft

Bad deeds, Evil doers, Karma, bad guys, payback

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take down villains who had it “cumming”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a villain who thought they could rule the server with an iron fist. But little did they know, our players were ready to take them down with epic battles and hilarious pranks. From building giant statues made out of diamond blocks to unleashing a horde of chickens on their base, our players know how to get revenge in the most outrageous ways.

Join our Minecraft SMP and become a hero in the fight against villains who had it “cumming”. Who knows, you might even become a legend in our server for your epic takedowns and crazy antics. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, epic battles against those who deserve it!

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CraftySILNoAskMeLOL

Baby name, Telling, DEADNAME, family dynamics, brother

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as entertaining as our epic builds! Join us for a chance to witness sibling squabbles over baby names, like the infamous case of Norah the Deadname. Will Norah’s brother and SIL ever come to an agreement? Will Norah ever forgive them for considering using his old name for their child? Only time will tell on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have hidden treasure hunts, where players can search for diamonds while dodging angry llamas. And don’t forget about our weekly llama fashion show, where the most stylish llama wins a special prize!

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Join now and become a part of our wacky community!

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Nonsense SMP – Minecraft

Unexplainable, Absurd, Enigmatic, irrational, illogical

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a server where pigs fly, literally. Our admin has a weird obsession with launching pigs into the sky using TNT cannons, and it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with quirky characters who have the strangest Minecraft builds you’ll ever see. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that will follow you around and attack anyone who dares to challenge you.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that makes absolutely no sense at all, join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wackiness!

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BlockBusterFlicks

Timeless, classic, memorable, Cinema, cinematic masterpiece

Are you tired of boring old movie recommendations? Well, come join our Minecraft server and watch the ultimate cinematic masterpiece unfold before your very eyes! Our server is like a never-ending movie marathon where you are the star of the show. From epic battles with creepers to dramatic rescues of lost sheep, every moment is a blockbuster hit waiting to happen. So why watch a movie when you can live one on our server? Join now for the most thrilling movie experience of your life!

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