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Bros! It is time! Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8271
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	148918	Meteorites Collected:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and unexpected twists.

Our server is home to a legendary player known only as “The Fart Master.” Legend has it that he can clear an entire village with just one well-timed fart. Will you dare to challenge him in a battle of gas?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Poo Palace,” a majestic structure made entirely out of… you guessed it, poo! Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures within its stinky walls, waiting to be discovered by brave adventurers.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Just be sure to bring a gas mask and a strong stomach, because things are about to get messy!

MineCrafty Madness Server

addiction recovery, coping mechanisms, DDADDICTION, Emotional healing, empowerment, first chapter, healing journey, I can fix her, inspirational stories, madness, mental health, Mental Wellness, minecrafty, overcoming challenges, personal growth, self help, self improvement, self-care, series, Server, support system, Therapy, Trauma recovery

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9179
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Towns Built:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us on a journey through the wackiest and wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our players have even tamed dragons and ridden them into the sunset while blasting “Eye of the Tiger” on jukeboxes.

But that’s not all – we have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a secret society of chickens plotting world domination.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who have built a replica of the Eiffel Tower entirely out of diamond blocks, or a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall?

Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you can survive the madness of our Minecraft server. Remember, anything can happen in the world of blocks!

Crafty Saar’s Minecraft Server

beginner programmer, coding, coding practice, computer science, Crafty, education, hello, how are you, Java basics, java programming, Java tutorials, learning Java, Minecraft, online learning, programming, Programming Languages, Saar, saars, Server, Software Development, software engineering, Technology, Today

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1669
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Our server is so epic, even Notch himself would be jealous.

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced, we’ve actually trained the villagers to do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? No problem, just ask a villager and they’ll get to work.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of epic proportions. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens).

SisCraft Minecraft Server

Art inspiration, cash value, collectible item, decision, disagreement, emotional value, financial emergency, gift, Minecraft, MONEY, ownership, Possession, selfish, SELLING, sentimental attachment, sentimental value, Server, sharing, sibling, SisCraft, sister

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4835
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	446
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of sharing your precious Minecraft diamonds with your sibling? Join our server where we guarantee no one will try to sell your hard-earned loot for a quick cash grab!

Our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a strict no-selling policy when it comes to shared items, so you can rest easy knowing your treasures are safe with us.

Don’t let your sibling’s greed get in the way of your gaming experience. Join our server now and let the fun begin! Who needs money when you have diamonds, right?

CoverPageCapers

academic integrity, Accountability, Assignment, collaboration, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, CoverPageCapers, Decision making, group dynamics, group project, group work, ownership, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, RETALIATION, Student Life, teamwork, Trust, unfair treatment, university experience

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1847
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	283	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Hey there gamers,

So, picture this: you’re cruising through the virtual world of our Minecraft server, building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and just living your best blocky life. But then, disaster strikes – you get hit by a virtual car and end up in a virtual hospital with a broken wrist and a virtual concussion. Tragic, right?

But fear not, because on our server, we understand the struggles of real life interfering with your gaming time. We’ve got your back, even if your group project members don’t. Join us and experience the ultimate virtual escapism, where you can leave all your real-life drama behind and focus on what really matters – mining for diamonds and slaying dragons.

And hey, if your group project members try to pull a sneaky move like removing your name from the cover page, don’t worry. We’ve got your back. On our server, you’re the boss of your own destiny. You can remove their access to the document, put your name back on the cover page, and submit the assignment yourself. Take that, group project drama!

So come on, join us on our Minecraft server and let’s show those group project slackers who’s boss. Who knew virtual revenge could be so satisfying?

FiredCraft: Newbies Beware!

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5875
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	4768	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Have you ever seen someone get fired faster than a creeper exploding in your face on our Minecraft server? Our server is so fast-paced that even newbies can’t keep up! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting fired faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Plus, we have a secret underground lava pit where we sacrifice newbies who can’t handle the heat. So come join us if you dare, but be prepared to get fired faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

FarRightFrenzy Minecraft Server

Campaign, Deadlock, Democracy, election results, Emmanuel Macron, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRightFrenzy, French election, French government, French politics, French society, French voters, Le Pen, Macron, Marine Le Pen, Minecraft, nationalism, political parties, Politics, Server, Voting

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1509
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the far right is trying to win the french election but there’s a deadlock and chaos everywhere! build your own crazy political party and fight for power in a world where anything can happen. who will come out on top? join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a few explosions (in-game, of course). let’s see who will be the ultimate ruler of this wacky world!

ScotCraft PrimeMiner

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4202
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Endless Night Skies:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Star Shards Collected:	252	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8628	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

lol dis server is lit AF u gotta join cuz we got diamond armor for days and creepers that drop cake instead of exploding. also, rumor has it that if u find the secret dungeon, u can ride a unicorn into battle against a dragon made out of rainbow blocks. plus, our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure, fam. come join us and let’s get this party started!

BabyBumpHatCraft

baby bump, BabyBumpHatCraft, BIZARRE, EXPECTING, funny, HAT, humor, maternal bond, maternity, maternity fashion, mother-to-be, Motherhood, motherly love, parenting, Pregnancy, pregnancy cravings, strange experiences, surreal, unborn child, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1086
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	187	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only rule is to survive while wearing your unborn child as a hat! Trust me, it’s the latest fashion trend in the Minecraft world. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that can breakdance like nobody’s business. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

EmoteCraft: The Kinematic Chronicles

behavioral science, Body language, Chronicles, data analysis, Emotecraft, emotion recognition, emotional expression, emotions, facial expressions, gesture analysis, Human Behavior, interdisciplinary research, international team, Kinematic, kinematic features, Measuring, motion tracking, movement analysis, nonverbal communication, objective measurement, research technology, Software Development, technology innovation

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9196
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Runes Activated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we measure your body language to determine your emotions while you play! we have a team of scientists from all over the world working on this top secret project.

imagine mining diamonds while our software analyzes how excited you are! build a castle and see if it reflects your inner joy or sadness.

we once had a player whose character started dancing uncontrollably because they were so happy with their progress in the game. it was a sight to see!

join us and let’s uncover the mysteries of your emotions through minecraft. who knows, you might discover something about yourself you never knew before!

ReckoningCraft Minecraft Server

Apocalypse, apocalyptic vision, armageddon, biblical prophecy, day of reckoning, divine punishment, Doomsday, end days, end of civilization., end of days, end of humanity, End of the World, end times, Eschatology, final judgment, judgment day, Minecraft, Prophecy, reckoning, ReckoningCraft, second coming, Server, the end is near

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1539
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	85
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	475	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate day of reckoning experience you’ve been waiting for!

Join us for epic battles against hordes of zombie chickens, ride on flying pigs, and mine for diamonds in a secret underwater cave guarded by a giant squid named Squishy.

But beware, the server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Chicken, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the fate of the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and witness the day of reckoning like never before!