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Creepin’ Craze Minecraft

Adventure, AHHHHHHHHH, beauty, Bliss, Calm, countryside, CRAZE, CREEPIN, Destination, england, Escape, Europe, Explore, Happiness, Minecraft, Nature, Peaceful, Relaxation, Serene, Tranquility, travel, vacation, Wanderlust, yes

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6010
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Potions Brewed:	63	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

‘s finest Minecraft server awaits you, my dear player! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you spawn in the world and are immediately greeted by a talking pig who offers to be your trusty sidekick. Together, you embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to grant its eater superhuman abilities.

But beware, for the land is also home to a mischievous unicorn who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant marshmallow castles. Will you be able to outsmart this magical creature and reclaim your home?

Join our server now and experience mind-blowing events such as the annual llama race, where players ride their trusty steeds through an obstacle-filled course in hopes of winning the coveted enchanted saddle.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. See you in the game!

Iyo Bros Minecraft SMP

being made fun of, bros, bullying, Community, coping strategies, cyber attacks, cyberbullying, Hogwheels, internet culture, Iyo, IYOBROS, mental health, Minecraft, multiple threads, online forums, online harassment, online reputation, online safety, smp, social media, solidarity, standing up, Support, trolling

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7685
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of getting roasted in multiple threads by those pesky hogwheels? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be to show those hogwheels who’s boss! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those mean threads. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary diamond pig resides in our world, waiting to be found by the bravest of players. So come on, join us and let’s show those hogwheels what we’re made of!

OverdoseQueenMC

#sociopath, aita, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Drama, dramatic, Fake, Friends, girl, House, misunderstandings, overdose, OverdoseQueenMC, Party, Personality Disorder, pretending, relationships, roommates, TOXIC

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5645
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is strictly reserved for in-game battles and not overdramatic antics! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and crazy stories that will make you question reality.

Forget about fake overdoses and toxic relationships, on our server, the only thing you’ll be faking is your Minecraft skills as you conquer epic quests and build magnificent structures. Who needs friends who call you a sociopath when you can make new friends who appreciate your unique gaming style?

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GratefulGrubCraft

alive, appreciation, Blessed, DELICIOUS, Dining, Eating, Experience, Food, Grateful, grateful for life, GratefulGrubCraft, Gratitude, Heartwarming, life changing, Meal, memorable, Nourishing, soul-nourishing, Soulful, thankful, thankful for food

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7061
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you’re crafting is a yawn? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up a feast of fun that will leave you feeling more grateful than a turkey on Thanksgiving!

Join us and experience the culinary delights of our virtual world where you can feast on diamond-encrusted cake, sizzle up some creeper burgers on the grill, and even brew potions that will make Gordon Ramsay jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground restaurant run by a group of rebellious pigs who have mastered the art of gourmet dining. Rumor has it they even serve a dish that will make you see the meaning of life in every bite.

So come on down to our server and get ready to have your taste buds tantalized like never before. Who needs real food when you can dine like a king in Minecraft?

BalticBlockParty

aerial confrontation, Air Force, airspace violation, Baltic region, Baltic Sea, Baltic states, BalticBlockParty, Defense, eastern europe, fighter jets, intercepted, interceptors, international relations, Military, Military Aircraft, nato, russian aggression, Russian jets, russian military, SECURITY, Surveillance

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9604
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2712	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Farms Harvested:	433
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we intercept 6 russian jets over baltic sea EVERY DAY. we have the craziest pvp battles you’ve ever seen, with players flying around on pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. our admins are actual wizards who can turn diamonds into pizza. and did we mention our secret underground base filled with treasure and dancing llamas? yea, you gotta see it to believe it. so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

Zombie Pigman Got Too Excited and Broke My Door – No Resets – 1.21.1 – No Rules

1.21.1, Afghanistan, Anarchy, barracks, BROKE, Canada, Cheating, desert, Difficulty, Discord, Door, elytra wings, Excited, Griefing, HARD, HOURS, Minecraft, Montreal, Perma ban, Pigman, Players, Resets, rules, Saga, Server, smp, teleport commands, Vanilla Gameplay, zombie

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1645
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Minecraft Server Overview:

Host/IP	nocheatsmc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8tm9KzK
Location	Montreal, Canada
Difficulty	Hard
Rule	Cheating = Perma ban

FAQs:

What do we mean by Vanilla Gameplay?

Gameplay is mostly vanilla and intended to be difficult. We do not have any teleport commands available to players. We do have some items that are balanced by the staff using the vanilla “give” command and are given out for special events. These special items are only available via staff-run events, and if we see the game become unbalanced because of them, we reserve the right to remove these “lore” items.

What we consider cheating:

Any client or mod that makes you faster, including QoL mods. Any client or mod that gives you an advantage in the game. Any use of 3rd-party software that performs actions for you in the game. Any type of xray. If you have to ask if it’s considered cheating, it is most likely cheating.

BlockyBattles – Minecraft Server

#Akafuyu, AK EN Database, AK x R6S Collab, akg, akg website, arknights, ash, Attack, blockybattles, Caster Iris, Clank Liberty Retro, Coldshot skin, Come Catastrophes, Defence, Defender Firewhistle, Defender Jessica the Liberated, Doc, ela, EPOQUE, Guard Irene, Guard Surtr, Guard Wind Chimes, Iana, Liskarm, Minecraft, Mint, Mountain, Mulberry, Operation Originium Dust, Raythean Striker, Saileach, Scene, Schwarz, Server, Sniper Aosta, Sniper Fartooth, Sniper Typhon, Specialist Almond, Specialist Kazemaru, Specialist Kirara, Suzuran, Tachanka, Tactical Collide, Tuye, Valuable resources, Vanguard Elysium, Vanilla skin, Vector Breakthrough, Wakes of Vultures, Wild Mane, Wind Chimes

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3225
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Love Letters Sent:	19

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got 6 Sniper Typhon, 6 Guard Surtr, and 5* Caster Iris waiting for you to conquer. But that’s not all, we also have a crossover event with Ela, Iana, and Doc from Rainbow Six Siege because why not mix things up a bit?

Join us for the Operation Originium Dust Rerun where you can battle it out with Ash, Tachanka, Schwarz, and Liskarm in an epic showdown. And don’t forget about our exclusive AK x R6S Collab where Attack, Defence, and Tactical collide in the most chaotic way possible.

But wait, there’s more! We have 6 Guard Irene, 6 Sniper Fartooth, and 5* Defender Firewhistle waiting for you on our CN server. Plus, Mountain, Akafuyu, and Wild Mane are here to spice things up in the EPOQUE Re-Edition event.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness that is our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even unlock the legendary Wind Chimes skin for your character!

Return Obsessed Minecraft SMP

asset allocation, building wealth, earning more money, financial education, financial independence, financial literacy, financial mindset, Financial Planning, Gains, investing, investment strategies, long term investing, McDonald’s salary, Minecraft, obsessed, Obsession, partial shares, retards, RETURN, RETURNS, smp, stock market, Wealth accumulation, wealth building

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9219
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Towns Built:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Votes:	3768
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of being surrounded by financial noobs who think they’re gonna strike it rich with tiny gains? Join our Minecraft SMP where we focus on earning big money to build insane wealth! Our players have turned dirt blocks into diamond towers and traded their way to owning entire villages. Say goodbye to small gains and hello to epic wealth-building adventures. Come join us and show those financial noobs how it’s done!

ExBlockMate DramaCraft

Agreement, arrears, child support, Conflict, Court, custody, disagreement, Divorce, DramaCraft, earnings, ex wife, ExBlockMate, family, Financial, forgiveness, income, lawsuit, Legal, mediation, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, spousal support

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7200
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	242
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Zombie Dances:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can mine and craft your way to happiness! Join us and leave your ex-wife and child support issues behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll owe is a debt of gratitude for all the fun you’ll have. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond block hidden deep within our world, all your real-life financial problems will disappear! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your way to a brighter future (and maybe even some spousal support)!

ExDisaster Minecraft SMP

bad breakup, BETRAYAL, Breakup, cheating ex, Closure, Emotional rollercoaster, ex boyfriend, ex girlfriend, ex story, ExDisaster, exes be crazy, exes from hell, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, lessons learned, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, relationship drama, smp, starting over, toxic relationship, worst ex

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1512
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of dealing with toxic exes in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where all your exes are turned into harmless chickens that you can laugh at and throw eggs at all day long. It’s the ultimate revenge without any of the drama! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can build a giant statue of your ex out of diamond blocks and then blow it up with TNT? Trust us, it’s therapeutic. So come join us and let’s make some exes regret ever messing with us in the first place!

BlockyBrothers

arrogance, Behavior, BlockyBrothers, Communication, Empathy, ENTITLEMENT, growth, habits, Kindness, Listening, Men, Misogyny, reddit, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, Stereotypes, STOP, Support, toxic masculinity, Understanding, wish

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7279
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of other Minecraft servers being as boring as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate man cave of Minecraft! Join us if you want to stop other men from stealing your diamonds, because on our server, we have a strict “no diamond theft” policy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Slayer, who once defeated the dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava. Join us if you want to learn his epic battle strategies and become a Minecraft legend yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers forever!