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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1140
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions as you navigate through insane challenges and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep stampedes through your mine, leaving a trail of confetti and glitter in their wake. Or how about the time when a group of mischievous players dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the entire server, causing chaos and confusion wherever they went.

But that’s not all! We’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a hidden disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And don’t even get us started on the legendary potato war that happens every Tuesday – it’s a spud-tacular event you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for the NATOniglets – they’re a wild bunch, but they sure know how to have a good time!

Booties Booties Booties Booties Movin’ Up And Down Again Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3366
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Void Gems Collected:	34
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Chimeras Created:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in the middle of a chicken jousting tournament. Yes, you read that right. Chickens on tiny little horses, armed with tiny little lances, battling it out for glory and chicken feed. And guess what? You can join in too! Just make sure to bring your own tiny chicken-sized armor.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dance parties with creepers, llama racing through treacherous obstacle courses, and even a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimsuits). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Boots—boots—boots—boots—movin’ up and down again!

Holomount

Coins, Economy, Keys, minecraft server, Minigames, Ranks, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5825
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

This is the place for you to enhance your experience. We offer Ranks, Skyblock Coins, Keys, Minigames, and more.

holomount.net

Yaoi Enthusiast Minecraft Server

Anime, coercion, desire, Domination, Enthusiast, FANTASY, fetish, force, girl, guilty pleasure, kink, LGBTQ, Liking, Manga, Manipulation, Minecraft, Persuasion, Roleplay, romance, Server, Submission, taboo, yaoi

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4974
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	371	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Emeralds Found:	9633	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special event where a mysterious girl will force you into liking yaoi! That’s right, forget about building epic castles or fighting off zombies, the real adventure is exploring your newfound love for yaoi manga. Who knows, you might even find yourself shipping Steve and a Creeper! Join now for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Anime Watcher Minecraft SMP

Anime, binge watching, Characters, Commitment, completion, decision, Decision making, Drop, enjoyment, Entertainment, entertainment industry, episodes, Interest, Investment, Minecraft, plot twists, satisfaction, series, smp, Storyline, Time, watch, watcher

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3040
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6238	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	2309	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to test your survival skills against a group of players who have mastered the art of trolling.

Our server is like a never-ending anime series, where you never know what crazy plot twist or epic battle will happen next. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or the villain who causes chaos at every turn? Only time will tell!

But be warned, our server has a strict rule – you must watch at least 100 episodes of an anime before you’re allowed to drop it. And trust us, with all the crazy shenanigans happening on our server, you’ll need all the anime inspiration you can get to survive.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe a little bit of insanity, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your best trolling skills – you’re gonna need them.

TikTokSmp

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	96
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Endless Night Skies:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Alien Abductions:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to TikTokSmp – Your Next Survival Adventure Awaits! Why Join Us?

Thrilling Survival Gameplay: Explore a limitless world filled with challenges, treasures, and opportunities. Friendly Community: Play with like-minded adventurers who value teamwork and creativity. Unique Features: Enjoy custom events, exclusive rewards, and a fair system. Lag-Free Experience: Powered by high-performance servers for smooth gameplay. Build. Explore. Survive. Make your mark on the world today! Join now at tiktoksmp.mc.gg and start your adventure!

tiktoksmp.mc.gg

The Crafting Dead

Adventure, Bosses, Challenges, Combat, Community, Crafting, Dungeons, Exploration, legendary bosses, mmorpg, Monsters, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Resources, safe havens, Survival, survival server, unique experience

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3227
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

Welcome to The Crafting Dead, the most challenging and exciting Minecraft server you will find. Immerse yourself in a world of survival where every day is a fight for life.

In The Crafting Dead, you will face legendary bosses and dungeons full of dangers. Each victory will bring you a little closer to dominating this hostile world. But don’t trust yourself, because at any moment, a surprise attack can change the course of your adventure.

Our server offers a unique experience, with a perfect balance between survival, exploration and combat. Our maps are designed to offer you constant challenges, from dark caves to imposing fortresses.

In The Crafting Dead, you will not only fight monsters and bosses, but you will also have to manage your resources, build safe havens, and explore a world full of secrets. Are you ready to join our community and become a legendary survivor?

Join us today and start your adventure in The Crafting Dead!

play.thecraftingdead.xyz

Haibane Renmei Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9253
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	40
Ores Mined:	7431	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	318	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Star Shards Collected:	101
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with giant anime characters wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant Naruto comes crashing down from the sky, causing chaos and destruction everywhere. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can team up with other players to take down these anime giants and save the day!

But that’s not all – our server also has a special feature where every time you defeat an anime character, you unlock a new superpower. Want to shoot fireballs like Goku or summon a giant mech like in Gundam? It’s all possible on our server!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see how this anime-infused world will affect you in the craziest ways possible!

Deep Dick Dachshunds Minecraft SMP

Animals, BIZARRE, dachshunds, deep, dick, funny, humor, internet, long tail, meme, Minecraft, odd, Pets, quirky, smp, social media, strange, tags, trending, viral, weird

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2381
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	127	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a wild and wacky community that loves to have a good time! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a player who claims to deep dick dachshunds in his spare time. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we hope). But if you’re looking for a server with a sense of humor and a touch of insanity, look no further!

Our server is filled with crazy stories and outrageous adventures. One time, a group of players decided to build a giant potato statue in the middle of spawn just for kicks. And don’t even get us started on the time someone accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop. It’s never a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure.

So if you’re ready to join a community that’s as quirky and unpredictable as they come, hop on in and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just find yourself deep dicking dachshunds alongside our resident expert. Just kidding…we hope.

with VentureVan

Adventure, Anarchy, Capture the Flag, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8777
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

VentureVanilla is a 1.13.2 minecraft server based on the previous VV back in 2020! We bring you a whole new map, Enjoy a no dupe anarchy experience!

This server features a very light anti cheat, A /trade plugin, and vote rewards! get 365 votes to get a MOTD feature!

Join our Discord!:https://discord.gg/cFzaCF2PrT

venturevanilla.my.pebble.host

Curly Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1864
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	318	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone has straight hair? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for players with luscious, curly locks! Join us and experience a world where your hair type actually matters in-game.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Hair Gnomes, mystical creatures who will grant you fabulous hair powers in exchange for shiny diamonds. Want to shoot fireballs from your curls or summon a tornado with a flick of your locks? The Hair Gnomes have got you covered.

So why settle for a server where everyone’s hair looks the same when you can join us and unleash your inner curly-haired warrior? Come on over and let your hair down (literally) on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!