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Ahhh yes Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6883
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Love Letters Sent:	20
Crops Grown:	7057	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Yes, you heard that right. The creepers were wearing glowsticks and busting out some sick moves to dubstep music. It was a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical floating island where pigs fly and cows do backflips. Don’t believe me? Join and see it for yourself!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me tell you about the legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a player who defeated a dragon with just a wooden pickaxe. Rumor has it that the sword has the power to make you invincible in PvP battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way!

Blocky Bananza Minecraft Server

authoritarian regime, Bananza, blocky, Capital Punishment, current events, death penalty, executions, extremism, global affairs, human rights abuses, human rights violations, international news, iran, Islamic Republic, Killing Spree, mass executions, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, political repression, Server, state-sanctioned violence, violence, world news

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7952
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Emeralds Found:	1635
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting executed is your boring old survival world! we got mass executions happening left and right, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. 36 players executed in the last 24 hours alone, talk about a kill streak!

join us for some killer pvp action, where you can take out your enemies in style. watch out for the islamic republic, they’re on a rampage and ready to take down anyone in their path. but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of weapons and armor to help you survive the chaos.

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see if you can survive the ultimate killing spree. who knows, you might just come out on top as the last player standing. see you on the battlefield, and remember, it’s all just a game…or is it?

CraftyCommiesMC

Abuse, Accountability, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, Detainees, eastern europe, Geneva Convention, HUMAN RIGHTS, inhumane treatment, international law, investigation, Justice, Military, PoWs, prisoners of war, russia, torture, UKRAINIAN, UN Monitor, VIOLATION, War Crimes

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	840
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

so like, if u wanna escape the craziness of the real world, come join our minecraft server! we got unicorns that poop rainbows and llamas that can fly. also, did u know that our server is the only place where u can find a secret portal to a dimension where u can ride on giant chickens? true story bro. and if u join now, u can help us fight off the evil russian torturers who are trying to take over the server. together, we can save the ukrainian POWs and bring peace to the land of minecraft. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s kick some russian butt!

ChunkyCraft: SleepyBrains

adolescents, ChunkyCraft, cognitive function, cognitive impairments, findings, health, mental health, obese, obesity, obesity in adolescents, overweight, overweight adolescents, PEERS, sleep deprivation, sleep quality, sleep restriction, SleepyBrains, study, susceptibility, teenagers, weight, weight management

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7286
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2522	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Yo, if u wanna flex ur brain muscles and not just ur block-building skills, then u gotta join our Minecraft server! We got some crazy study that says if u fat or chunky, u gonna be extra dumb when u don’t get enough sleep. But guess what? On our server, u can stay up all night building epic castles and farms without worrying about getting dumb! So come join us and let’s get those brain gains together, cuz who needs sleep when u got Minecraft, amirite?

Sleepless SMP

anti cheat, Bedwars, Creative, cross platform server, Cross-Play, Economy, Fun Community, Grief Protection, Homes, Jobs, Minions, PvE, Rewarding Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Survival Smp, Tpa

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	317
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Fun Excited SMP with Jobs, Economy and More! * Survival SMP

All free to play with your friends! – Jobs – Minions – TPA – Homes – Grief Protection – Anti Cheat – Fun Community – Rewarding Economy Cross Platform Server

play.sleeplessmc.com

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPE and DONATIONS | 1000 ACHIEVEMENTS Minecraft server

Achievements, Donations, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPE

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9262
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2171
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPE and DONATIONS 1000 ACHIEVEMENTS” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

uoei.vanilla-box.ru

CraftyVShojo+ Minecraft Server

ApricotFroot, CraftyVShojo, former member discussion., froot, geega, haruka, HarukaKaribu, henya, Henya discussion, henyathegenius, Hime, HimeHajime1570, Ironmouse, K9KURO, kson, Kson discussion, ksonsouchou, kuro, Mata, Matarakan, mel, MICHI, michimochievee, Minecraft, Mouse, PartyZen, projektmelody, Server, vshojo, Vtubers, zentreya

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7405
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	New Chunks Explored:	601386
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

Welcome to our wacky and wild Minecraft server! Join us for a crazy adventure with VShojo and vtubers who are out of this world!

Imagine building a virtual world with Froot, who is basically a Minecraft pro. Or teaming up with GEEGA to defeat the Ender Dragon in style. Haruka will keep you entertained with her epic builds, while Henya will blow your mind with her redstone creations.

Hime will lead you on a quest to find the rarest diamonds, while Kson will be your trusty sidekick in all your mining adventures. Kuro will show you the secret caves and hidden treasures, and Mata will keep you laughing with her hilarious antics.

And don’t even get us started on Mel and Michi – they are the ultimate duo when it comes to building the craziest rollercoasters and mini-games. Mouse might be busy playing Roblox with Candii, but she’ll join us soon enough for some epic PvP battles.

Join us on this server for a virtual party like no other! Just remember to keep things civil and report any griefers – we’re all about having a good time and being excellent to each other. See you in the virtual world!

RabbitMeatFeast Minecraft SMP

alternative protein source, budget meals, cheap tips, cost-effective eating, desperate people, economic meals, Financial Planning, food scarcity, Foraging, frugal living, Homesteading, living off rabbit meat, market for rabbit meat, meal planning, Minecraft, rabbit meat, RabbitMeatFeast, saving money, self-sufficiency, smp, survival food, sustainable eating, wild game

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6410
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Potions Brewed:	47
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the economy is based on rabbit meat and the currency is carrots! Don’t worry, you won’t be alone in your struggle to survive on a diet of bunnies. Our community is full of players who have mastered the art of rabbit hunting and are always willing to share their tips and tricks.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground market where players trade rare items for stacks of cooked rabbit. Who knew that fluffy little creatures could hold such value in our world?

So if you’re looking for a server where the food chain is flipped upside down and where rabbit meat is more valuable than diamonds, then this is the place for you. Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with delicious (and slightly questionable) meals!

TransCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Allyship, Boundaries, Communication, discrimination, emotional distress, family drama, Honesty, Identity, LGBTQ, Minecraft, personal values, rejection, relationships, self-advocacy, Self-expression, Server, social norms, Support, TransCraft, Transgender, Transphobia, Understanding

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3902
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Farms Harvested:	623
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Divine Spears Created:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your aunt’s wedding? Look no further! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of gender identity. Unlike Aunt Jane and her transphobic crew, we welcome everyone with open arms (and diamond swords).

Join us for a fun and inclusive gaming experience, where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or discrimination. Plus, we have epic builds, friendly players, and a zero-tolerance policy for haters like Joe and Luke.

So why waste time dealing with family drama when you can join our awesome Minecraft server and build your own virtual family? Aunt Jane who? It’s time to game on and leave the real-world drama behind!

GFQuest: No “Right” Answers

answers, balancing relationships, Communication Issues, conflicting priorities, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, difficult decisions, family obligations., Family Support, financial burden, financial stress, future aspirations, GFQuest, immigrant family, life goals, Long-term goals, marriage plans, relationship challenges, relationship struggles, support system, understanding partner, work-life balance

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1858
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and build your dream home, just like this player’s dream of buying a home with his girlfriend. Who needs real estate when you can create your own virtual paradise?

Explore our server and make new friends, because let’s face it, sometimes it’s easier to make friends with pixels than with real people. Plus, you won’t have to choose between your virtual family and your virtual girlfriend – they can all live happily ever after in your Minecraft world!

So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your own happily ever after, one block at a time. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond ring hidden deep within the mines!

PublicNSFWPranks Minecraft SMP

adult content, bold, Daring, exhibitionism, explicit, Forbidden, inappropriate, indecent exposure, lewd behavior, Minecraft, Naughty, NSFW, Provocative, Public, public sex, PublicNSFWPranks, risky behavior, RISQUE, scandalous, smp, taboo, Uncensored, Wild

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9940
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	153	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Emeralds Found:	1361	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never take yourself too seriously! Join us for a chance to unleash your inner chaos and embrace the madness of our community.

Have you ever wanted to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat in the middle of a bustling city square? Or maybe you dream of starting a llama racing league where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. We once had a player who decided to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower entirely out of raw fish blocks, only to have it mysteriously disappear overnight. Some say it was the work of a mischievous group of endermen, others believe it was a secret government conspiracy. The truth may never be known.

So come join us and let your creativity run wild! Who knows what NSFW shenanigans you’ll get up to in public on our server. Just remember, in our world, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).