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LuxuryCraft: Can’t Live Without!

amenity, comfort, convenience, daily essential, ESSENTIAL, Extravagant, high end, indulgence, Lavish, Lifestyle, Live, luxury, luxury item, LuxuryCraft, modern convenience, must have, necessity, newfound necessity, opulence, Premium, unexpected luxury, Upscale

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3158
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mines Excavated:	1158	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of living in a world without diamonds and gold? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate luxury paradise! Join us and experience a world where every block is made of pure diamond and every tree drops golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to rainbow-colored sheep, you’ll never know what crazy creature will pop up next.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come join us for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience!

RubleRumbleCraft

#implosion, Currency, economic collapse, economic news, Economy, exchange rate, financial crisis, Geopolitics, Global markets, inflation, international relations, Kyiv Post, Moscow, oligarchs, putin, Ruble, RubleRumbleCraft, russia, sanctions, stock market, Ukraine

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9988
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magic Items Found:	1684

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the ruble is imploding just like in russia!!! u can build ur own empire and watch as the currency crumbles around u HAHAHA. join now for a wild ride and see if u can survive the economic chaos while crafting and mining ur way to victory. who needs stable currency when u have blocks to stack, amirite?? come on in and let’s watch the ruble burn together!!!

FitKids Mental Wellness

adolescence, Childhood, depressive symptoms, emotional well being, Exercise, FitKids, healthy habits, healthy lifestyle, holistic health, Mental, mental health, Mental Wellness, mind-body connection, overall health, physical activity, Physical fitness, Positive Psychology, preventative care, stress, teen years, well-being, wellness, youth development

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3554
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	30

so like, if you wanna be a total boss in the minecraft world, you gotta join this server cuz it will give you SUPERPOWERS! like, you’ll be able to lift giant blocks with just one hand and run super fast like the flash!

plus, all the cool kids are on this server, so you gotta join if you wanna be part of the cool crew. we have epic battles and crazy adventures that will make your head spin!

and get this, being on this server will actually make you smarter and happier in real life! like, your brain will be so buff from all the problem-solving and teamwork that you’ll be a genius in no time.

so what are you waiting for? join now and become a minecraft superhero with a brain the size of a planet!

Politically Incorrect Craft: Where Minecraft meets government simulations! Join now for LOLs

#addons, civilization building, Community Focused, Craft, Create, Diplomacy, Discord, Earth Map, GeoRP, Government, Incorrect, Join, lols, meets, Minecraft, Modded, Nation building, nuclear missiles, Politically, PolityCraft, server ip, SIMULATIONS, Tools of Industry, Tools of War, Tribe, villagers, Wars, Whitelist

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8795
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Potions Brewed:	122
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	1740
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

PolityCraft: The Ultimate Modded GeoRP!
Welcome to PolityCraft, where your dreams of nation and civilization building come to life! Explore a meticulously edited mod pack designed for a seamless gameplay experience on an expansive Earth map on a 1:250 scale. Whether you want to be a wandering trader, forge a small tribe, build a thriving kingdom, or expand into a powerful empire, the possibilities are endless. Collaborate with friends, engage in diplomacy, or wage wars as you shape your own destiny in a world full of opportunities.

PolityCraft: The Ultimate Modded GeoRP!

Welcome to PolityCraft, where your dreams of nation and civilization building come to life! Explore a meticulously edited mod pack designed for a seamless gameplay experience on an expansive Earth map on a 1:250 scale. Whether you want to be a wandering trader, forge a small tribe, build a thriving kingdom, or expand into a powerful empire, the possibilities are endless. Collaborate with friends, engage in diplomacy, or wage wars as you shape your own destiny in a world full of opportunities.

Key Features:
Custom Earth Map: Immerse yourself in a stunning, realistic rendition of Earth at a scale of 1:250.
Nation Building: Start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare.
Tools of Industry: Use Create and it’s many addons to build the automated society of your dreams.
Tools of War: Raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles.
Community Focused: Join a friendly and active community of builders, strategists, and explorers.

Discord:
https://discord.gg/invite/xCyGR2t7ms

Server IP:
europa.cheesehosting.net:34003

FAQ
Q: What do I need to do to join PolityCraft? A: You are required to join the discord in order to apply for the Whitelist as well as to download the Modpack. We aim to process Whitelist applications within 24 hours.
Q: Can I start my own nation on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare.
Q: How can I build an automated society on PolityCraft? A: You can use Create and its many addons to build the automated society of your dreams.
Q: Is PvP allowed on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles.

Joan Jett Endorses Harris Minecraft SMP

#endorsement, Campaign, celebrity endorsements, democratic party, Endorses, female rock icons, harris, jett, Joan, Joan Jett, Jon Bon Jovi, kamala harris, Minecraft, Music (Industry), music news, mxdwn, Neil Young, News, political activism, political news, Presidential election, Rock Music, smp, Support, Video, women in music

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3465
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Joan Jett endorsing Kamala Harris? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be! We’ve got Neil Young and Jon Bon Jovi following suit, so you know it’s gonna be a rockin’ good time. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and maybe even a surprise appearance from your favorite rockstar! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and rock on!

HangryHubbyNoPlate

Burnout, Communication, Cooking, dinner time, division of labor, family dynamics, family meals, Gender Roles, grocery bags, grocery haul, grocery shopping, grocery store, HangryHubbyNoPlate, household chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, meal planning, meal prep, mealtime, traditional roles, work-life balance

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5712
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	161	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a break from the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where you can escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect blocky castle.

Join us and leave behind the struggles of meal planning and grocery shopping, because on our server, your only job is to mine, build, and survive. No more arguments with your husband about who should go to the store or cook dinner – here, the only thing you’ll be cooking up is some epic creations in the virtual world.

And if you ever feel like you need a break from all the building and exploring, just remember that on our server, you can always take a break and let your virtual character do all the work. No more feeling like a maid or waitress, because in this world, you’re the queen (or king) of your own domain.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be serving up is some serious fun. Leave the real world drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only limits are your imagination.

ScamCraft SMP: ObviousFools

con artist, Deceit, Deception, dishonest practices, dishonesty, Exploitation, false promises, financial fraud, fraud, fraudster, gullible, hoax, internet scam, Manipulation, Naive, obvious scam, ObviousFools, rip off, scam, ScamCraft, smp, swindle, Trickery

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4591
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate scam…I mean, the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been searching for!

Join our server for the chance to be pranked by our resident troll who loves nothing more than turning your beautiful builds into giant toilets. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…or is it?

We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a special event every week where players must participate in a chicken dance-off to win fabulous prizes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be scammed…I mean, entertained like never before!

CompliCraft

Achievements, Appearance, CompliCraft, compliments, Confidence, Personality, positive feedback, praise, recognition, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-perception, self-validation, Skills, success, Talents, validation

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4046
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of being the most boring player on your current Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate compliment magnet! People will be showering you with praise left and right for your epic builds, your impeccable redstone skills, and even your fashion sense (yes, we have custom skins, darling).

Join our server and become the talk of the town (or should we say, the talk of the block?)! You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you ride around on a diamond-encrusted pig, while wearing a crown made of enchanted golden apples. Oh, and did we mention that our server is the only place where you can find a unicorn mount? That’s right, you can prance around on a majestic unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands.

So why wait? Join our server now and bask in the glory of being the most complimented player in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (and neither will your jealous friends).

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Biden administration, CNN Politics, Conflict Resolution, Crisis, Demand, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, Government, humanitarian situation, Improvement, international relations, Israel, letter, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Peace efforts, Server, Support, united states, us politics

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4414
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	112	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
New Chunks Explored:	345516	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we have this crazy story where biden, yeah, biden, he writes to israel and is all like, “yo, you gotta make gaza better, man.” and everyone is like, “whaaaat? biden playing minecraft now?” but, like, it’s true, man. so if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world where even politicians are getting in on the action, you gotta join this server. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of biden riding a llama. it’s, like, so random and hilarious, you won’t wanna miss out, dude. come join the fun!

CraftyComradeJailbreak

activism, antiwar, CraftyComradeJailbreak, current events, DAUGHTER, drawing, family, Father, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, jailed, Justice, News, Political, protest, protest art, released, russia, Russian

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8004
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	258	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchantments Applied:	69
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Crops Grown:	9608	Dragon Eggs Found:	2061
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this russian father who got jailed for his daughter’s antiwar drawing, but then he got released and now he’s, like, the king of the server. he’s got, like, superpowers and stuff, and he’ll, like, protect you from all the creepers and zombies and stuff. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds and emeralds you want. and, like, the best part is that there’s a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server, man? it’s, like, the most epic thing ever.