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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3885
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Yes, you heard that right. The creepers were wearing glowsticks and busting out some sick moves to dubstep music. It was a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical floating island where pigs fly and cows do backflips. Don’t believe me? Join and see it for yourself!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me tell you about the legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a player who defeated a dragon with just a wooden pickaxe. Rumor has it that the sword has the power to make you invincible in PvP battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way!

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1238
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1536
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	192
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Are you tired of getting screwed over by tariffs and trade wars? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing getting screwed is your enemies! Our server is like a virtual manufacturing industry, except instead of making widgets, you’re making epic builds and alliances. Don’t be a tradecuck, join us and see what real power feels like! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and memes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the lolz begin! #TrumpCucksGetRekt #MinecraftMadness

EmySMP

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8469
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Love Letters Sent:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	15

A Survival SMP for Twitch Streamer Emykyu that can also hold bedrock users, make sure to support the streams, supports versions 1.20 and up!

emykyu.apexmc.co

Surreal MC

Prison, PvP

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5327
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Secret Passages Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	6730	Mines Excavated:	4443

Welcome to Surreal MC, an outstanding Minecraft server that offers limitless possibilities. Immerse yourself in a captivating world where reality bends and creativity thrives. Get ready for an unforgettable adventure that awaits you! Join us now and seize the moment.

Experience our standout feature: the unique main game mode, Prison. Explore intricately designed prison depths and embark on an exciting journey of progress. Engage in thrilling mining, gather valuable resources, and tackle captivating quests as you strive to earn your freedom. Our Prison mode is currently in beta testing, providing an exclusive opportunity to shape its development and be part of an ever-evolving experience.

But there’s more! We have exciting plans for the future. Our dedicated team is working hard to introduce two additional game modes: Kit PvP and Survival. Soon!

play.surrealmc.net:25587

Brosburg

Economy, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9070
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Players Killed by Monsters:	3863	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Brosburg.net is Survival Server with economy elements, You might see me and my friends play on this server. go mining and or crafting your friends in a community, Become leader Through democracy or through uprising,

Brosburg.net

Elysian

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8491
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mines Excavated:	4098	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6423	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Welcome to Elysian! A survival SMP. Featuring Quests, KoTH, PvP, Teams, Bosses, and much more! Join now to build your kingdom.

play.elysianmc.co:19132

CrossoverMC

Bedwars, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5823
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

A unique server in which you can explore several themed islands each with their own special minigames. It’s a great place to hang out with your friends and even make new ones. This server is currently being developed, but join our Discord to get updates on its release!

crossovermc.mcpro.io

HerosMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5401
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Rules (more in discord)

1 It is prohibited to disturb others or attack them with obscene language. It is forbidden to annoy or attack others with vulgar words.

2 Any content that is immoral or offensive to modesty is prohibited. No content contrary to literature or offensive.

3 Any religious or political discussion is prohibited. No religious or political discussion is allowed.

4 Please commit to adding topics and comments in their respective channels. Please commit to adding topics and comments to their channels.

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play.herosmc.xyz

Hyper Mc Network

Earth, Roleplay, Survival Games

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2727
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28

Hi this is a minecraft server with lots of friendly staff and members…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..

hypernetwork.mc-server.eu:56443

Nuland

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7934
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Welcome to Nuland, a thrilling Survival Minecraft server with powerful bosses, enhanced gameplay, skills, mounts, pets, custom items, and a balanced economy. Join our vibrant community, conquer challenges, and forge alliances in this immersive adventure. Start your journey today!

play.nuland.world

HexedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	121
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Welcome to HexedMC!

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HexedMC is a Minecraft network filled with various cool concepts and features. Some of our gamemodes are Prison, Gens, Skyblock, and more to come! Feel free to join our network and compete among other players to get on the leaderboards.

ms.hexedmc.net

Haven Craft

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5783
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magic Items Found:	7257
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Star Shards Collected:	196
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

— FRESH RESTART ON 1.20.1

— New hard difficulty dimension “The Wilds”

Haven Craft is a Towny, McMMO server aimed at growing towns and competing to grow the largest empire. We have custom dungeons and bosses filled with tons of epic loot. Player owned shops and trading provides a heavily player driven economy with tons of cosmetic rewards to be had. Weekly server-wide boss fights.

craft.havengames.quest