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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on the cows, the chickens do the Macarena, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most epic gear you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Taco Villager, who trades tacos for emeralds (because who needs diamonds when you have tacos, right?).

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away. But for everyone else, come on in and let the chaos begin! AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!

Endurance SMP

Endurance, smp

Hello! We are an SMP server with a mature community, that aims to grow larger, without loosing the brilliant "close knit" aspect of a well organised community! We seek to provide players with a fun, vanilla SMP experience, while having small quality of life upgrades like one player sleep, in a world that will never reset. Some features we have are mentioned below: – 16+ – Events – Single Player Sleep – Dynmap – No Chat Reports – Enderman Griefing Disabled Some info about our server: – Java 1.20.2 – Established February 1, 2023 – World will NEVER reset – No homes, warps, teleports or other un-vanilla like plugins! Whitelist process: You can whitelist by joining our discord here, https://discord.gg/kpkrqpUFbU

BeesSMP

BeesSMP, smp

Bzz Bzz… It’s time to accept your calling of the hive mind!

Welcome to BeesSMP! A fresh new server me and some of my friends have created that’s waiting for new players. This server has just been created so the world is untouched and ready to conquer!

{Our Goal} A little bit about what the server will entail. Our mission is to create a cozy tight-knit community in our Minecraft as well as our Discord server. We hope to host a warm space that frees people of any expectations or responsibilities. We are looking for players who have a good passion for Minecraft so that we can grow our world. Our server is vanilla however, in the future we are going to look at expanding it in other directions with events and such (this is just an idea though).

{Requirements} Before you continue I must state that this server is only open to ages 16 and up! We are a space that doesn’t allow for any harassment or bullying and have a zero-tolerance policy for any malicious behavior. We encourage those who remain active in the server as well.

We can’t wait to make this server the best we can and create a really good foundation for it. So, if you’d like to join and be apart of the start of something good, you can fill out this quick forum and you will be dmd the link to the discord server. The forum is just a way for us to make sure that we are picking decent human beings for our server.

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeIwalWxBLEzQZmNypiu8v3-SAoSdNxSG1_P3KzoGCC5oDoPA/viewform?usp=sf_link

Thank you!

The Sanctuary

Sanctuary, smp

Hey! Welcome to the Sanctuary!

We’re a Hermitcraft like SMP, with a world just over a week old, and we’re looking for new players! If you’re looking for that ‘fresh’ but well run feel, we’re the server for you! New players will not feel out of place here, as it’s been a while for everyone, and we’re in a brand new discord and world and can’t wait to welcome you to the community!

To keep things simple, here’s what we can offer you:

– Dynmap with Pins, 10K x 10k World Border with Expansions ✅

– No AFK Kick ✅

– Active, Friendly, and Welcoming Discord! ‘Family Feel’ vs ‘Commercial Feel’ ✅

– Server Build Team – Applications Encouraged From Everyone! ✅

– Frequent and Engaging Events – Base Tours, Build Competitions, Game Nights etc ✅

– Beautiful Shopping District, Nether Hub and Portal Room Plans ✅

– End Dimension Frequently Reset for Elytra Finding ✅

– No Cheating – Every Diamond Mined is Checked for X-Ray ✅

– 5th Season, Experienced, Active and Friendly Staff ✅

– Optional Proximity Chat ✅

How to Apply

You can apply with the link below which will take you to the Discord where you can fill in a quick application! We accept all applications that are friendly and enthusiastic so don’t worry too much! Just be yourself and show us you’re interested and you’ll soon be on your way to becoming a part of the family! We have information on the discord about the server so you can make sure it’s the right place for you before you apply! See you soon!

https://discord.gg/uhE9xuZv5f

Near Vanilla

smp, Vanilla

Near Vanilla is a close-knit community server where we’ve created an environment where players come together to build, collect, explore, and have fun. The perks of being a member can be seen in our cooperative builds, player competitions, vibrant shopping districts, and other events. All play styles are welcome, from those who want to venture out on their own to those who want to work cooperatively with others. We’re sure you will find exactly what you are looking for in your SMP experience while making some great friends and builds along the way.

Near Vanilla is an international, community-driven server. There is constant communication on our Discord, both serious discussion and silliness. We constantly seek the opinions and views of the player base and large changes are made through player discussion. Suggestions are always welcome. A dedicated admin team is always on hand to make sure things are working smoothly, bad behaviour is squashed, and your time on the server is stress-free. Our DynMap, which can be viewed through the website, allows you to navigate to your favourite biome and see how close/far you are from your fellow players.

If this all sounds like your kind of place, grab your sword and pick and jump into NearVanilla and show us the creations you can make! We doubled the size of our world to accommodate the 1.20 update. Apply now!

IP: play.nearvanilla.com
Website: https://nearvanilla.com
Map: https://map.nearvanilla.com
Watch our Season 5 Recap Video: https://youtu.be/SoJU47pZojY
Some Screenshots: https://imgur.com/a/CQtZzgE Currently in Season 6, started January 8, 2022, Expanded for 1.20 July 22, 2023. Hard difficulty

Requirements:

18+ only
Be Nice

Zero Tolerance Policy: No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behaviour is tolerated. Toxic behaviour is not welcome. Due to some of our chat plug-ins, Mojang’s chat reporting is disabled. Chat will be moderated by our server staff.

The “Near” in “Near Vanilla”

Deathlog: Lets you know where you died
WanderfulAdditions*: control armour stands and make item frames invisible
Kickafk: Kicks players who afk more than 3 hours
Custom plugins created for our server
A few Admin tools to help mods keep things friendly and welcoming Players can suggest Non-Vanilla additions if they do not remove from the vanilla experience which will be discussed on our Discord.

To apply through Discord, click the link below Apply here!

sVanilla Survival

semi anarchy, Survival, Svanilla

sVanilla Survival: The Original SMP Experience – for Java and Bedrock editions.

🔗 IP: corn.gg

🌎 Region: NA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Why choose sVanilla Survival?

⛺ Survive and Thrive: We’re dedicated to bringing back the old-school survival experience. No overwhelming mods, no flashy gimmicks, just the core of what makes Minecraft, Minecraft.

⚔️ PvP Without Crystals and Anchors: We believe that the current PvP meta is a detriment to the survival experience. With this in mind, crystal PvP has been disabled in favor of swords, axes, and bows.

🛠️ Minimal Modifications: While we love vanilla, we also understand the need for a few tweaks. We’ve implemented a few quality-of-life modifications to enhance gameplay without deviating from the authentic feel. Teleport commands are provided for convenience.

🤝 Trading Based Economy: There are no economy plugins, the server economy is based on trading with other players.

🗺️ Boundless Exploration: With no land claims and an expansive world border, feel the true freedom of exploration, build without constraints, and lay claim to any corner of the world that captures your heart.

🗿 Permanent Legacy: Say goodbye to the fear of losing your hard work. Our map is permanent and will never reset, so the monuments you build today will stand as a testament to your creativity for years to come.

But wait, there’s more!

🧨 TNT Duplication: Making your mark on the world just got better. Piston and slime based TNT dupers are enabled, which means you can build tree farms or blow a giant chasm into the terrain!

Join sVanilla Survival and be a part of a community that honors the essence of Minecraft. Experience the game as it was meant to be played. Dive in, and enjoy your Minecrafts!

MCSugars

MCSugars, smp

IP: mcsugars.com

Discord: https://discord.gg/Z4u6nZvwU8

Bedrock Port: 19132

MCSugars is a survival multiplayer server with lots of features including a diamond economy (/deposit or /withdraw). You can also claim land and create your own player warps for your friends to come visit or create a chest shop at your warp and sell high demand items, try become the richest! This server is also Non-P2W. (includes a /free command so you can buy anything from /buy for free using your diamonds)

The main world has a world border of 50,000×50,000

There is a resource world which has a world border of 10,000×10,000.There is a map-art world if you want to create cool map arts too!

There is also now a new creative server where you can create builds quickly in creative mode (and with world-edit too) and make a schematic for easier building on survival!

ShadowRaptors Network

Modded, Network, ShadowRaptors

Welcome to ShadowRaptor Network! We are a Modded Minecraft server network that hosts Plastek, ATM Volcano Block, FTB Skies, FTB Inferno, All the Mods 7 – To the Sky and FTB OceanBlock servers, with a server that will feature our custom modpack, "Galactic Drive" on the way!

We are dedicated to creating a fun and stable environment to play the best that modded Minecraft has to offer, join our Discord to see more information about each of our servers!

Dedicated Server Hardware: AMD Ryzen 9 5950X | 128GB ECC RAM | Full NVME Storage

Server Location: Europe

We hope to see you on the server!

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/GEhyhku

Owner: Zediious

Moderator: MohamdSaan

IP: atmvb.shadowraptor.net

SpudCraft

smp, SpudCraft

What is SpudCraft?

SpudCraft is a community brought together to share our love for Minecraft, we have developed a small, but close-knit, group that we wish to expand and grow into a safe trusting community.

What do we have to offer?

– A trust-based diamond economy system similar to HermitCraft – An easy way to get back to spawn using the /spawn command – Simple voice chat mod just like they use in HermitCraft! – Purely vanilla, excluding essential datapacks such as; anti-enderman griefing, multiplayer sleep, solidifying concrete dust in a cauldron, double shulker shells, player and mob head drops, mini head wandering traders, and an AFK display (visible by pressing Tab). – 15-year-old age requirement for maturity reasons (some exceptions may be applied) – Kind, mature, and interactive community both in-game and in voice chats – Collaborative build projects, fun events, and game nights

What are you waiting for? Join the Discord and submit your application: https://discord.gg/ceMbcvDTfe

LittleDigPlanet

LittleDigPlanet, Vanilla

My wife and I started playing Minecraft over a decade ago and have grown a healthy community to play with over the years. We of course use Discord and if you’re interested in playing with us, please use the link below to join and tell us a little about yourself before we whitelist you. We try our best to avoid kids and weed out any annoying players, so please don’t join if you fall in these categories. Most of us are in our late 20s/early 30s. Our primary goal is to provide a truly vanilla experience, I’ll include some other various information about our current world and playstyle below.

Age 25+, please.
No Ranks or Moderator positions. Over the past 10 years my wife and I have run this server independently and successfully. We also play the game by the same rules as all other players.
No area claim plugins.
We started a new map on June 9th, 2023 with the 1.20 update.
The world border is currently set at 10k blocks in every direction from spawn, but will be expanded in the future.
We’re a smaller community with usually only ~8-12 players online at peak times
Render view distance is set at the maximum of 32 Chunks.
We play on Hard difficulty
We have a separate Legacy Server to view all our old maps, and a Creative server to play around or practice your build or redstone machine.
Our goal is to have as vanilla of an experience as possible, any exceptions to this are listed below.
Enderman and Creeper griefing are turned off (Villagers still work for trading and block editing).
We use DynMap.
We use DiscordSVR which bridges in-game chat with a Discord channel to allow everyone to chat with people in game when they can’t be on.
AFK players won’t be counted towards the total number of people needed to sleep in order to turn it to day.
We have a plugin that allows players to change their in-game chat text color.
The only other plugins we use are for grief protection (including rollback capabilities, chest locking, block edit logging) and chat functionality (changing text colors in game, and in-game chat from our discord server).

As stated above, join our discord if this is what you’re looking for and tell us about yourself before we whitelist you.

When you join our discord you will see we have a couple hundred members in our sidebar, but don’t let that turn you off if looking for a small community. A large number of our members have joined in years past and since become inactive, as is the case for any long-term minecraft server.

See you around!

https://discord.gg/Jmpc7sqmVd

United SMP

smp, United

heya! we’re United SMP, a Java-only Hermitcraft-like SMP, and we just started our first season about a week ago. are you a fan of the Hermitcraft SMP? and would love to play in something similar? well look no further! United SMP is a vanilla SMP taking inspiration from Hermitcraft season 6 & 7. just like Hermitcraft we use datapacks to enhance the experience, but we don’t use any mods. this so everyone can enjoy our server without needing to install a whole bunch of mods. what do we offer?

we offer a close to vanilla experience, with a dedicated shopping district and a bunch of people building bases and projects with other players! it’s very close to Hermitcraft, except for the fact that anyone can join! all datapacks we use are from vanillatweaks. here’s a list of all our datapacks: – AFK Display – Armor Statues – Double Shulker Shells – More Mob Heads – Multiplayer Sleep – Player Head Drops – Silence Mobs – Track (Raw) Statistics – Tag are you interested in joining our server? please join our Discord server and fill in our application form, and maybe we’ll see you in the next season 🙂 https://discord.gg/hHaFW6ScB6