AHAHAHAHA Minecraft Servers

AHAHAHAHA Minecraft Servers

  • ”OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAHA Minecraft Server”

    ”OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAHA Minecraft Server”
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 7102
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Runes Activated: 0
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect server for you! Picture this: a server where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party!

    Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where cows can do the moonwalk, zombies break out into dance battles, and villagers throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And don’t even get us started on the llamas – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron claw. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crazy Crafty Celts Server

    Crazy Crafty Celts Server
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 9205
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    New Chunks Explored: 420996 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 25
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Dimension Hops: 12 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Magic Items Found: 3671

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got three in a row, baby! And guess what? Glasgow is green tonight, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride!

    Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like no other, filled with crazy characters and hilarious shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Get the f*ck in here and let’s have a blast together! Who knows, you might even spot a leprechaun riding a unicorn while playing Minecraft. It’s that crazy on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Block the Bite Server

    Block the Bite Server
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 3514
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Votes: 6836 Meteorite Armor Created: 14
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 9377
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting eaten alive by those pesky blood-sucking mosquitoes while you’re trying to build your epic Minecraft creations? Well, fear no more, because on this server, we have MOSQUITO BITE BLOCKING TEXTILES! That’s right, our virtual fibers are infused with bug-repellent properties that will keep those annoying insects at bay while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get access to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have been forged in the fiery depths of the Nether by a group of enchanted Endermen. With this pickaxe in hand, you’ll be able to mine through obsidian like it’s butter and collect diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

    Oh, and did we mention the secret underground base filled with chests overflowing with rare loot and enchanted gear? Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find their way to this hidden treasure trove, so if you think you have what it takes, come join us on the server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before, all while staying bite-free and wielding the power of the Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny. See you in the virtual world, adventurer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Caved-In Underground SMP – We promise it’s not just a hole lot of digging!

    Caved-In Underground SMP – We promise it’s not just a hole lot of digging!
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 2642
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Animals Bred: 182 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 16
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Challenge SMP Server
    Features

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the playtest? Just add server: play.majakas.eu Port is default on Java and Bedrock.
    What will I receive for participating in the playtest? Everyone who participates and leaves feedback will receive a small thank you package in-game when the playtest ends.
    Can I leave feedback after the playtest ends? Yes, you can join the discord channel: https://discord.gg/qewsnxwa and leave your feedback in the #playtest-feedback channel.
    Will the progress and world be reset after the playtest? Normally, no. The progress and world will not be reset except in case of major issues.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Anime Son Minecraft Server

    Anime Son Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 9993
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Ores Mined: 6859 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Herobrine Sightings: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret hidden dimension where all the anime boys are waiting to be adopted as your virtual sons! Imagine having a cute anime boy following you around, helping you mine for diamonds and slay monsters. Plus, they come with their own special abilities like shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes or summoning giant pandas to protect you. Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate anime dad!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Ruffians Minecraft SMP – Laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too

    Ruffians Minecraft SMP – Laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 5821
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Buildings Constructed: 10
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Star Shards Collected: 140
    Zombie Dances: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

    Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrots, or watch as someone accidentally unleashes a horde of angry llamas on their unsuspecting base.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties every night. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether, guarded by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to play pranks on unsuspecting adventurers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little. Just remember, you may have laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BrotherBuyout Minecraft Server

    BrotherBuyout Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 7776
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a house that feels like it’s straight out of a horror movie? Do you want to escape the cold, the wind, and the overall garbage living conditions? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream house without any unrealistic plans holding you back. No need to worry about freezing in the winter or dealing with cold water, because in our world, you can create the perfect cozy home for yourself.

    Forget about family drama and legal battles, on our server, you are the master of your own destiny. Build, explore, and create the home of your dreams without any pesky siblings getting in your way.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to living like a HOBO in a dump of a house. Trust us, it’s way more fun to build in Minecraft than deal with real-life renovations.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ResellRuinMinecraft

    ResellRuinMinecraft
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 6381
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42 Mythical Swords Crafted: 59

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of missing out on rare figurines in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about your collection being sniped by a sneaky friend again! We’ve got a community of collectors who are always on the lookout for the best deals and we make sure everyone gets a fair shot at completing their collection.

    Imagine the thrill of finding that one elusive figurine you’ve been searching for, only to have it snatched away by a so-called friend. Well, on our server, we don’t stand for that kind of betrayal! We value honesty and fairness above all else, so you can rest assured that your hard-earned figurines will be safe from any shady resellers.

    Join us today and experience the joy of building your collection without the fear of someone swooping in and stealing your treasures. Plus, who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your passion for collecting rare items in Minecraft. Don’t let anyone ruin your collecting dreams – join our server now and start building the ultimate figurine collection!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPeep Minecraft SMP

    PixelPeep Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 8318
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1334 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Void Gems Collected: 33 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Forget about physical features, on our Minecraft SMP, the first thing you’ll notice is the size of their diamond sword! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight-knit, it’s like we’re all wearing matching diamond armor. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, just looking for someone to challenge him to a build battle. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the insanity begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyComfortsTV

    CraftyComfortsTV
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 7747
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Mines Excavated: 4653
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Magic Items Found: 3222
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up like a jalapeno in a bowl of ice cream!

    Imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world, when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, singing show tunes and dropping diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a dance-off for a chance to win a stack of enchanted golden apples.

    But that’s not all! Our server also features a custom-built food court where you can chow down on all your favorite comfort meals while binge-watching your go-to TV show on giant screens scattered throughout the land. Want to enjoy a plate of spaghetti and meatballs while catching up on the latest episode of “Game of Thrones”? Done. Craving a big bowl of mac and cheese while laughing along to “Friends”? We’ve got you covered.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyWarZones

    CraftyWarZones
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 305
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 30 Villages Defended: 10
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, u know how u always wanted to be part of a epic battle, like world war 3 or sumthin? well, guess what, our server is like that but with MINECRAFT. yea, u heard me right. we got wars goin on with russia and u can be part of it. u can be a hero, a legend, a minecraft warrior fightin for ur country. join now and help us take down those russian creepers and skeletons. zelenskyy himself said we closer to endin the war than u think, so u better hop on this server before it’s too late. come on, what u waitin for? grab ur pickaxe and let’s do this!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Protein Boosted Rice & Soybeans Server

    Protein Boosted Rice & Soybeans Server
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 7750
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where we be using CRISPR/Cas9 to make rice and soybeans super protein-packed! Imagine flexing on all them other players with your buffed-up crops, like Hulk but in Minecraft form.

    We be on a mission to solve world hunger in the Minecraft universe, one genetically modified plant at a time. Join us and be part of this epic quest to make Minecraft a more nutritious place for all them blocky creatures.

    Plus, who wouldn’t wanna brag about having the most swole farm in all of Minecraft? Come flex your farming skills and show off your genetically enhanced crops to the world. Let’s make Minecraft agriculture great again, one gene edit at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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