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Crafty Cutfags Beware: We Speak Minecraft

BEWARE, BIAS, closed off mindset, closed-mindedness, closed-off, confusion, Crafty, Cutfags, different perspectives, ignorance, intolerance, judgemental, lack of awareness, lack of compassion, lack of empathy, lack of understanding, limited thinking, long trail tags, Minecraft, misunderstanding, narrow-mindedness, prejudice, speak, will never understand

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4373
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where only the coolest players survive! Cutfags will never understand the sheer awesomeness of our server, where the blocks are lit and the mobs are savage.

Join us if you dare to face off against the legendary Ender Dragon riding a unicorn while wearing a banana suit. Our server is so EPIC that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds and the most elusive emeralds. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember, cutfags need not apply!

NaziCraft: Where Germans Build, But Please Don’t Ask About Nazis

America, BUILD, culture, discrimination, dont, fascism, Germans, hate, History, Identity, international relations, Legacy, Memory, nationalism, NaziCraft, Nazis, Politics, prejudice, Propaganda, Remembrance, society, Stereotypes, War, world war II

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4300
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Potions Brewed:	103
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero Nazis allowed! Why worry about fighting Nazis when you can join our server and build epic structures with your friends instead? Plus, did you know that on our server, all players are required to wear lederhosen at all times? It’s just how we roll!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret underground base where we hoard all the best loot. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure room, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of bratwurst and sauerkraut. Who needs Nazis when you have delicious German food, am I right?

So come join us on our server and leave those pesky Nazis in the past where they belong. Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to victory together! Prost! 🍻

Crafty McCraftface – The Land of LOLs

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3162
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is Bau Edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our upcoming stream involves a battle between a giant chicken and a tiny zombie riding a pig! You don’t want to miss it! – In our previous stream, we discovered a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and talking llamas. True story! – Our debut on this server was so epic, the Ender Dragon bowed down to us in respect. – Check out our YouTube channel for tutorials on how to build a castle out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. – Our schedule is so jam-packed with fun events, even Herobrine wants to join the party. – Want some unarchived content? We’ve got Twitter spaces where we discuss the mysteries of the Minecraft universe and karaoke nights where we sing Creeper-themed songs. – Need some merch to show off your love for our server? We’ve got you covered with Fuwawa and Mococo themed goodies. – And don’t forget to check out our /baubau/ section for some spicy content, like Baubau sings, NSFW builds, and a list of VNs and anime that will blow your mind.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!

WokifyCraft: Dive into the LOLs!

Backlash, controversy, criticism, cultural appropriation, cultural appropriation in gaming, cultural representation, cultural sensitivity, Dive, Diversity, diving game, Ethics, ethnicity, Gaming, gaming industry, Inclusivity, lols, mobile games, Race, Social Issues, Stereotypes, video games, wokify, WokifyCraft

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3374
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Ores Mined:	4135	Divine Spears Created:	21
Zombie Dances:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we have taken the art of diving to a whole new level! Forget about boring old diving games, because on our server, you can dive into a pool of FLAMING LAVA and emerge unscathed like a boss.

Join us and experience the thrill of diving into a pool filled with EXPLODING CREEPERS – talk about a real adrenaline rush! And if you’re feeling extra brave, try diving into a pool of RAINBOW SLIME and see what magical powers you gain.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary DERPY LLAMA who will guide you on quests to find hidden treasures and secret dungeons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the MYTHICAL DIAMOND PICKAXE OF DOOM that grants you the power to mine through anything with ease.

So why wait? Join our server now and dive into a world of madness and mayhem like never before! Who knew diving could be this INSANE?

Crafty Creeper Kingdom: No Meddling Jews Allowed!

Allowed, anti-semitism, Bigotry, Chud, Conspiracy, controversial, Country, Crafty, creeper, discrimination, DIVISIVE, extremism, Hate Speech, intolerance, Jews, Kingdom, meddling, nationalism, Politics, Propaganda, Russian, Shill, Social Issues, Xenophobia

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6486
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dimension Hops:	9	Enchantments Applied:	134
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Buildings Constructed:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from pesky jews and become a true Russian shill! 🇷🇺 Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a brave player joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, there were also evil jews trying to steal all the treasure! 🧟‍♂️

But fear not, on our server, you can team up with fellow Russian shills and take down those pesky jews once and for all! With EPIC battles and thrilling adventures around every corner, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those chuds who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! 💪🏼

Minecraft Mayhem: ‘/fng/ – Fortnite Fails’

Ares, avatar the last airbender, battle royale, Challenges, chapter 5 season 2, Coachella 2024, ELEMENTS, Epic, Fails, Festival Season 2, fng, fortnite, Fortnite Crew, Interactive map, Lady Gaga, Leaderboards, lego, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Mission Alerts, myths and mortals, Neon Rush, Outfit, rocket racing, Save The World, Season XP, shop changes, Stat tracker, Store Rotation

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3323
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1347
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with Myths and Mortals in Chapter 5 Season 2!

Connect your Epic and LEGO accounts to get a free Fortnite outfit – because who doesn’t want to look fabulous while building in Minecraft?

Track your stats and climb the leaderboards like a Minecraft pro on fortnitetracker.com and fortnite.gg/stats.

Check out our current store rotation on fortnite.gg/shop and tackle interactive challenges on fortnite.gg.

Join the mission alerts for StW on freethevbucks.com/timed-missions/ and level up at a pace that will make your Minecraft enemies jealous on fortnitexp.net/.

In Battle Royale news, bend water, earth, fire, and air in Fortnite BR’s “Elements” – because who needs regular elements when you can have Minecraft elements?

Stay updated on new and upcoming Fortnite shop and locker changes on fortnite.com/news/new-and-upcoming-fortnite-shop-and-locker-changes?lang=en-US.

Save the world in v29.10 Apr 4 Hotfix Homebase Status Report – survive the horde and show them who’s boss in Minecraft!

Get ready for two weekends of Coachella 2024 in Fortnite – because music festivals in Minecraft are the best kind of festivals!

Light up the night in Rocket Racing Neon Rush and unlock your talent features Lady Gaga in Fortnite Festival Season 2 – because who knew Lady Gaga was a Minecraft fan?

Don’t miss out on Fortnite Crew April – Ares, because who wouldn’t want to be a part of an epic crew in Minecraft?

Previous players have had a blast, so why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

MommyIssuesCraft

endearing, gf, manchild, mommy issues, MommyIssuesCraft, QT, tfw

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7021
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1214
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Star Shards Collected:	90

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of endless possibilities and adventure!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant zombie chickens and riding on unicorn pigs across the rainbow plains.

Our server is so awesome that even players without a girlfriend will find their mommy issues adorable and charming. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

So come on and join us, because on our server, being a manchild is not only accepted, it’s celebrated! Let’s build some epic pixel art and have a blast together. See you in the world of Minecraft!

Mod Drama Mine: Where Mods Work Hard and Players Complain Harder

appreciation, Backlash, Community, Complain, Conflict, criticism, Dedication, Drama, fair mods, forum, HARD, hard work, hard-working, Harder, hate, internet, jannies, misunderstanding, mod, Moderators, Mods, online behavior, Players, Respect, Support, Toxicity, UNFAIR, work

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3803
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Votes:	7389
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where the mods and jannies are as rare as diamonds in the game! But don’t worry, they’re not just rare, they’re also hard working and fair – which is why everyone hates them so much! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly trolled by our mischievous staff members who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience unforgettable!

Pixel Pals: Taco Tuesdays & Spanish Senoritas

CHICAS, chicas espanolas, espanolas, PALS, PIXEL, Senoritas, Spanish, taco, Tuesdays

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7678
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Dimension Hops:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chicas espanolas rule the land! Join us for a wild adventure filled with paella parties, flamenco dance-offs, and siesta breaks in our luxurious virtual world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a brave player stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a group of friendly chicas espanolas who taught him how to build the most epic sangria fountain you’ve ever seen. From that day on, he never wanted to leave!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride llamas dressed in traditional Spanish attire, explore ancient tapas caves filled with hidden treasures, and even challenge the legendary matador boss to a duel.

So what are you waiting for? Join our chicas espanolas Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. ¡Vamos!

NorwegianNoobs Minecraft – Where Even Boring Norwegians Can Have Fun!

Boring, comedy, Communication, Conan, Cultural differences, culture, Entertainment, Fun, humor, introverted, material, Minecraft, Nords, NorwegianNoobs, norwegians, Perception, Personality, Reserved, Scandinavia, social norms, Stereotypes, talk show, television

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5421
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Love Letters Sent:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Crops Grown:	6746	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never be bored like those boring Norwegians! Join us and experience a world where things just flow like nowhere else.

Are you tired of bland Nordic personalities? Well, on our server, you’ll encounter outrageously entertaining players from all over the world who will keep you laughing and having a great time!

Join now and discover why our server is the ultimate destination for Minecraft players who want to escape the boring and embrace the absurdly awesome!