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Crafty AF: Where ‘Asking for a friend’ is the only rule! LOL

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4932
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mines Excavated:	1729
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Crops Grown:	4108

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever set foot on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the wild adventures that await you here.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a pack of creepers start breakdancing around you. But fear not, because our server has a secret weapon – disco armor! Put on this groovy gear and watch as those creepers bust a move right outta there.

And don’t even get me started on the bottom part of the world. Legend has it that there’s a secret underground rave going on down there, hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it she’s a killer DJ.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Medieval Mayhem Minecraft Madness

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6504
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mines Excavated:	1926	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of modern /b/ and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Our server is like a blue board paradise, free from the coomers and polfags that plague other servers.

Once upon a time, this server was known as the incel board, but now it’s been transformed into the fabulous /lgbt/ board, where fags can freely larp as women and embrace their true selves. We even have a special general dedicated to fags with over 2000 threads – talk about dedication!

Join us on this wild ride of creativity and chaos, where you can build, explore, and laugh your way through the craziest Minecraft server around. Who needs reality when you have a world like this to escape to?

Pixelated Waifu Adventures: Minecraft Server of Questionable Content

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4742
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	8072	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Star Shards Collected:	110
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because on our server, we have AI-generated blacked hentai of your waifu! That’s right, you can watch your favorite anime character get down and dirty in ways you never thought possible while building your dream world in Minecraft. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and some questionable content that will have you coming back for more. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Blocky Banter: Where Creepers Are More Welcome Than That Racist Guy

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5746
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dragons Tamed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and leave all your worries at the door. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. They were so excited that they started a dance party in the middle of a creeper-infested forest. The creepers were so impressed by their sick dance moves that they decided to join in and boogie down with them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. He challenges players to epic chicken jousting tournaments and rewards the winners with golden eggs that hatch into rare and exotic pets.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination, then come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. Just remember to watch out for the Chicken King – he’s a tough bird to crack!

Norwegian Nonsense: Bergen’s Big Brother Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1383
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft world with pesky villagers and wandering traders? Look no further than our server! We can guarantee you a population that is 99% ethnically Minecraftian, with absolutely no migrants in sight. Say goodbye to diversity and hello to pure blocky bliss! Join now for a truly authentic Minecraft experience like no other.

HorizonCraft: Where Creepers are the Real MVP!

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3990
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Towns Built:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you a hug. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us on this wild ride where the horizon is the limit (see what I did there?) and let your imagination run wild. Build a castle made entirely of cake, ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless!

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and be a part of something truly epic? Come join our server and let the fun begin! Trust me, once you’ve experienced Horizon games, you’ll never want to go back to regular old Minecraft again.

Pixelated Waifus: Where Minecraft meets Anime Ecstasy!

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2766
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	245	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4

Step into a time machine and travel back to the groovy 80s and rad 90s on our Minecraft server! Forget about modern hags, these decades were all about sultry sex appeal and we’ve got it in spades.

Join us for epic pixelated dance parties where you can bust a move to classic hits like “Thriller” and “Livin’ on a Prayer”. Don’t be surprised if you spot a few pixelated celebrities like Madonna or Michael Jackson wandering around, they just can’t get enough of our server.

But that’s not all! Take a ride on our virtual rollercoaster that will have you screaming with delight as you soar through neon-colored landscapes and dodge pixelated dinosaurs. And be sure to visit our virtual mall where you can shop for the latest in retro fashion and accessories.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the nostalgia, the fun, and the outrageousness of the 80s and 90s like never before!

Vatican Pain Scrolls – God’s Minecraft Server of LOLs

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3944
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	265
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, God himself is giving out life advice in the form of scrolls from the Vatican! That’s right, forget about diamonds and gold, on our server, the real treasure is the wisdom you’ll receive from the heavens above.

Join us and embark on a quest to collect all the scrolls and unlock the secrets of the universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the meaning of life itself! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let God guide you on a hilarious and enlightening adventure like no other.

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Pakistan Finds its Inner Dharam

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2985
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Dimension Hops:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us as we embark on a wild journey to Pakistan, where we must RETVRN to the Dharam!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – hidden deep within the Dharam lies a legendary diamond sword that has the power to turn your enemies into chickens! But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of rabid llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive DJ Enderman spinning some sick beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our epic quest to Pakistan and let’s RETVRN to the Dharam together! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get turned into a chicken, that is).

Blocky Shenanigans: Where the unexpected is expected!

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4259
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	5637
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you could ever imagine!

Join us and witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers, all while riding on the back of a flying pig! Or how about participating in our annual “Troll Olympics,” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of TNT blocks without blowing themselves up?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Dungeon,” where players must bust a move to the beat of the creepers’ explosions in order to unlock rare loot and treasures!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you’ll be saying “ITT: oh yeah that happened” in no time!