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CraftyFam Minecraft Server

AH territory, Boycott, coffee, confirmation, convenient, CraftyFam, food offerings, gift card, graduation gift, hurt, hurt feelings, lying.., Minecraft, parents, Received, Returned, selfish, Server, Special, Starbucks, tea, WIBTA

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7640
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you tired of receiving boring, thoughtless gifts from your parents? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can exact revenge in the most hilarious way possible!

Imagine this: you receive a $25 Starbucks gift card from your parents as a graduation gift, even though they know you’ve been boycotting Starbucks for months. Not to mention, you don’t even like coffee or tea! What a slap in the face, right? But fear not, on our server, you can take that gift card and use it as a weapon of mass destruction against your parents. Build a Starbucks in-game and force them to buy overpriced drinks from you! Show them who’s boss in the most epic way possible.

And the best part? They won’t even know how you feel about it because it’s all happening in the virtual world. So come join us and let out all your pent-up frustration in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible. Let’s turn that gift card drama into a hilarious adventure on our server!

SMP Minecraft – Sorry Connor, Not Sorry

break up, Closure, Connor, DATING, Emotional healing, ex boyfriend, finding happiness, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Love Lost, Minecraft, Mousey’s found her new boyfriend, moving forward, moving on, new love, past relationships, personal growth, relationship trouble, Self Discovery, smp, Sorry Connor, starting over

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7438
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Crops Grown:	2179
Chimeras Created:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Emeralds Found:	190	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of getting left behind by your friends in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, Mousey has found her new boyfriend and they’re taking over the world together! Join us for a chance to witness their epic love story unfold as they build the most ridiculous structures and conquer all the mobs in sight. Who needs diamonds when you have the power of love on your side? Come join us and be a part of this wild adventure!

Drive ‘n Craft Minecraft Server

affordable options, budget options, Craft, DRIVE, gaming accessories, gaming controllers, gaming equipment, gaming for kids, gaming gadgets, gaming gear, Gaming hardware, gaming recommendations, gaming setup, gaming technology, kid friendly, low cost, Minecraft, PC driving wheels, PC Gaming, PC peripherals, racing games, Server, simulation games, steering wheels

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	641
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	New Chunks Explored:	467073
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83

Are you tired of driving in Minecraft with just a keyboard and mouse like a peasant? Join our server and experience the thrill of racing with low-cost driving wheels for PC! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually behind the wheel of a virtual car, dodging creepers and zombies on the racetrack.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you win a race on our server, you’ll unlock the secret ability to drive a real car in Minecraft. Imagine cruising through the blocky landscape in a Ferrari, leaving all your friends in the dust.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft race car driver. Just don’t forget to buckle up – safety first, even in the virtual world!

The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player

#venting, 695505074, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, Communication, Digital, Disappointment, emotional, Expression, forum, Frustration, internet, Minecraft, no, Nooo, ONLINE, Outburst, player, reaction, smp, Thread, Upset

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2030
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ and zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited mining power.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Crafty Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, Aris, BAG, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Crafty, Essence of Beauty, Events, Friends, goz, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Minecraft, momoi, Normals, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, Total Assault, yuzu

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3833
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Towns Built:	2	Crops Grown:	5082
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server for the chance to battle Hieronymus in an urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage! It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, trust us.

But wait, there’s more! How about facing the fury of Set in a field with light armor? It’s a challenge like no other, and only the bravest players will survive.

And if that’s not enough, we have 2x bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions happening at different times! It’s a whirlwind of action and adventure that you won’t find anywhere else.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just be ready for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our crazy world!

/Blue/ /Archive/ /General/ /Minecraft SMP/ /#6853/

4koma, alabaster calling card, Archive, Aris, Blue, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, Events, general, goz, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, indoors, INSANE, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Minecraft, momoi, Normals, PVs, Red Dmg, Resources, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, smp, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, Torment, Total Assault, yuzu

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	793
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness you can handle!

Join us for insane events like “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can battle Hieronymus in an Urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage. And don’t forget about “Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty” where you can show off your best maid or bunny outfit while taking on Goz indoors with red damage that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! We have 2x bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions happening all the time because why not? It’s chaos and we love it!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity). Who needs boring old servers when you can have this level of insanity?

No Fembot Minecraft Server

Artificial Intelligence, autistic fembot, Companionship, desire, digital love, emotional connection, Emotional support, fembot, futuristic relationships, futuristic romance, head in her lap, Loneliness, longing, longing for intimacy, Minecraft, robot companion, robot love, robot partner, robotic comfort, Server, unrequited love, yearning

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7164
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Love Letters Sent:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Falling into the Void:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, searching for that special someone to let you lay your head in her lap? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find a whole community of autistic fembots just waiting to pamper you like the Minecraft king you are! Join now and experience the ultimate virtual cuddle session like never before. Who needs diamonds when you have a lap to lay your head on? Join us today and let the love (and lap) flow!

Crafty Asian SMP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4478
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our world is filled with more drama than a reality TV show. From secret alliances to epic battles over who gets the last diamond, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server has the most insane builds you’ve ever seen. We’ve got a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a castle made entirely out of cake. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we’ve got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie villagers that break out into dance parties.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, we’ve got that too. Our admins are constantly coming up with crazy quests and challenges for players to complete, like finding the mythical “asian pussy” and taming it as your loyal companion. Trust us, it’s a lot harder than it sounds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

VANILLA MIKENRAFT SERVER ANARCHY Minecraft server

Anarchy, Associations, atmosphere, Bases, Clans, clean, Community, Donations, Empires, Events, Map, MIKENRAFT, Minecraft, Players, principalities, republics, Server, Unions, Vanilla, Wars

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1656
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Villages Defended:	11	Buildings Constructed:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Greetings, traveler! I see you were looking for a really clean server, without privates or donations, a relatively vanilla server? This server is just like that, and there are no wipes of the world here. Vanilla and the community guarantee a pleasant atmosphere, that very lamp-like quality. Since the very inception of the server (October 2022), it has undergone quite a few events, wars, associations and expansion of players, associations were created, players developed and everyone contributed a part to the story and your step could be a new future, a new part of the server, without which the server will be different! On the server there are many bases from players, as well as from entire associations (clans, republics, empires, unions, principalities, etc.). You can find and explore all of them on the online server map:

vanillastudio.aternos.me

Hot Cocoa Craft Minecraft Server

Beverage, Chocolatey, Cocoa, comfort, Cozy, Craft, creamy, DELICIOUS, drink, EASY, homemade, hot, hot chocolate, hot drink, Indulgent, Minecraft, Quick, recipe, Server, Simple, SWEET, Treat, Warm, Winter

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	677
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Crops Grown:	6656
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a delicious hot chocolate for your gaming soul!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical talking cow who will guide you on a quest to find the rarest cocoa beans in all of Minecraft. Once you’ve gathered enough beans, you’ll have to battle a horde of evil marshmallows who are trying to steal your precious chocolatey goodness.

But fear not, because our server is equipped with a secret weapon – a giant chocolate fountain that shoots out hot chocolate at any enemy that dares to challenge you. And if that’s not enough, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of chocolate bars that will take you on a wild ride through a land of sugary delights.

So come join us on our server and experience the sweetest, most delicious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sweet tooth and a sense of humor, because things are about to get crazy.

Big Bang Theory Minecraft SMP Fan

autistic, Bang, big, big bang theory, death, Fan, Gaslighting, hate, kill, Minecraft, Normie, passionate, pro-autist, push down, retarded, second-rate humans, Sheldon, smp, Snow, spaceship man, success, theory

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1979
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Crops Grown:	5681	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of being treated like a second-rate human just because you’re a bit different? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for all the misunderstood geniuses out there! Join us and experience a world where being passionate about something won’t get you called “retarded” by normies. We don’t gaslight or push anyone down, unless it’s off a cliff in-game for fun! So come on in and let your inner Sheldon shine, because here, autists reign supreme and normies are just NPCs waiting to be pranked. Don’t be left out in the snow to die, join us and let’s build a community where being different is celebrated, not hated.