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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 7667 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 42 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Star Shards Collected: | 70 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4805 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a magical unicorn that poops diamonds, a talking chicken who gives out free enchanted weapons, and a giant lava monster who loves to challenge players to epic dance battles. Plus, every player gets their very own pet dragon to ride around on and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villagers.
So say goodbye to those boring, ruined video games and come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to Solitaire).