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TweetCraft: Where Twitter Drama Becomes Blocky Fun!

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7336
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you tired of all the incessant twitter screencap spamming from brainless retards and tourists? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, ridiculous builds, and insane stories that will make you question reality. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community that is anything but boring. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin! #bestserverever

DMV Explosive Craft – Boom-tastic Minecraft Fun!

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2817
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Votes:	8275
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	6465	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where explosions are a daily occurrence! If you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of living near a naval academy without actually being there, this is the place for you!

Join us and witness the chaos as giant bangs echo through the virtual world, leaving players questioning their sanity. Who needs real life when you can have all the excitement and confusion right here in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on the action – join now and see if you can survive the explosive madness!

CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV! LOL

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8579
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, DAWNTRAILMIX! Get ready for an adventure like no other, with early access starting on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT. The official release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars!

But wait, there’s more! We have a mind-blowing Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Join forces with your favorite characters and conquer the world together!

And that’s not all, folks! How about participating in the PvP Series 5 until Patch 7.0? Show off your skills and dominate the battlefield like never before!

But wait, there’s even more awesomeness to discover on this server. From cross-region data center travel tests to resources, free companies, & Linkshells, we’ve got everything you need to level up your gaming experience.

And if you’re looking to socialize and meet new friends, don’t miss out on our upcoming meetups! From Excalibur to Balmung, we’ve got gatherings happening all over the server. Join us on April 20 for a special 420 Meetup (Hitler’s Birthday) – it’s going to be lit!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of DAWNTRAILMIX and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Join us now and let the fun begin!

SnowflakeCraft

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8610
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magic Items Found:	8437	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find!

Are you tired of walking on eggshells in other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage TANTRUMS at the slightest provocation! That’s right, let out all your frustrations in the most explosive way possible.

Join us and witness the most outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant flying pigs to underwater roller coasters, our players have no limits when it comes to creativity.

And don’t worry about being judged for being “autistic/wrong/psycho/whatever” because on our server, we embrace all kinds of players. Let your inner WEIRDO shine bright!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing hysterically at the chaos that ensues.

Blocky Boners: The Minecraft Server for Small (or Average) Penis Players

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7079
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Emeralds Found:	8645
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the beauty of small (or average) penises! This is a safespace for all the guys out there who are rocking a modest size downstairs to come together and share their dicks without fear of ridicule or sph (small penis humiliation).

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests to prove that size doesn’t matter in the world of Minecraft! Build towering structures with your modest blocks, slay dragons with your not-so-intimidating sword, and conquer the land with your average-sized army.

But remember, on this server, only those with small (or average) penises are allowed. So leave your sph at the door and come join us for a hilarious and empowering journey through the world of Minecraft. Let’s show the world that even the smallest of swords can slay the mightiest of beasts!

NeetCraft: Where even the unemployed can mine for diamonds!

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	661
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some CRAZY reasons why:

1. Our server is so LIT that even NEETS are thriving here! We have special quests and challenges just for them, with rewards that will make you RICH in game!

2. Forget about boring benefits of 400€ a month, on our server, NEETS get virtual GOLD raining down on them every single day! Who needs real money when you can be a virtual millionaire?

3. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary NEET who became the richest player in the game by doing nothing but NEETING all day long. Will you be the next NEET superstar?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest NEET adventure of your life! Remember, on this server, NEETING is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life.

PussyCraft: Where the Blocks Are Always Wet

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9520
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	99348	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Void Gems Collected:	29	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as her pussy through those Nike Pros! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest and most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine filled with creepy clowns who only spoke in cat memes. It was a sight to behold, and only those brave enough to join our server can experience such madness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary chicken army, led by a giant chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. They roam the land, spreading chaos and laughter wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be prepared for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MemeCraft: LOL Edition

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	166
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Farms Harvested:	862
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your meme-loving, video-watching, and photo-posting needs!

Join us and experience the craziest adventures in the Minecraft world. Build a house out of diamonds, ride a llama into battle, and battle against a horde of zombie chickens!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He’s always up for a game of musical minecarts or a round of hide and seek in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the internet! Previous Thread: Click here for more madness!

NukeCraft: Where Countries Battle it Out!

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6615
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! We’ve got players from all over the world, including North Korea, Israel, India, Pakistan, UK, France, China, USA, Russia, and even Poopesh Dickshit (yeah, we don’t know either).

Join us for explosive PvP battles where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Build your own impenetrable fortress and defend it against raiders who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds.

But that’s not all! We also have ridiculous mini-games like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a game where you have to survive a zombie apocalypse while wearing a tutu (seriously, it’s a thing).

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the planet. Who knows, you might even make friends with Poopesh Dickshit himself!

BlockyBoys R Us: Where Even the Pixels are Hung

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9832
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a ridiculous adventure filled with shota drama and chaos? Join us now and witness the absolute madness that awaits you!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of deranged players stumbled upon our server and were immediately sucked into a whirlwind of shota shenanigans. They built the most outrageous structures, engaged in epic battles, and even tamed a pack of killer bunnies to do their bidding. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary hung shota – a mythical creature that roams the land, causing chaos wherever it goes. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous being and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!