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VeggieCraft – Save the Planet!
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE BAN ANIMAL AGRICULTURE! WE AINT ABOUT DEM GREENHOUSE GAS EMISSIONS, WE ALL ABOUT DEM PLANT-BASED DIETS, YO! COME ON IN AND HELP US SAVE DA PLANET BY BUILDIN’ FARMS AND GROWIN’ VEGGIES LIKE A BOSS! WE GON’ REDUCE DEM EMISSIONS BY 68% AND MAKE MOTHER EARTH DO A HAPPY DANCE! LET’S GET CRAZY AND SAVE DA WORLD, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME! #PLANTPOWER #SAVETHEPLANET #MINECRAFTSAVIOURS π±ππͺ -
VeggieCraft – Save the Planet!
come join our epic minecraft server where we are saving the planet one block at a time! we are like superheroes fighting against global warming by building virtual farms and eating virtual veggies. join us and be a part of the solution, not the problem. plus, our virtual cows are super cute and they fart rainbows instead of harmful gases. so come on, join us and let’s save the world together in the most fun and ridiculous way possible! -
Buzzing Bee Farmyard
lol come join our epic minecraft server where animals pollinate the crops and make them taste like rainbows and unicorns! ππ¦ our pollinators are like tiny little fairies spreading magic dust all over the plants, making them grow faster and tastier! π±ππyou won’t believe the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server, riding giant bees and butterflies through fields of glowing flowers! ππ¦ and the best part is, the more you play, the more you’ll unlock special powers like super speed and the ability to talk to plants! πΏπ£οΈ
so what are you waiting for? come join us and be part of the most magical minecraft server in the universe! ππβ¨
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FarmFruitFrenzy
come join our epic minecraft server where we take farming to a whole new level! we have created a wacky ecosystem where trees go crazy and produce insane amounts of fruit and nuts one year, only to be lazy and produce nothing the next! it’s like a rollercoaster of harvests, you never know what you’re gonna get! join now to experience the thrill of alternate bearing and see if you can keep up with the wild fluctuations in production! it’s a farm-tastic adventure waiting for you! -
CraftyCorp Chaos: Where Greed Meets Blocks!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we fight against evil corporations trying to control the world’s food supply! Join us as we build bee sanctuaries to save the pollinators and grow our own GMO-free crops. We even have a secret underground bunker where we plot to take down Monsanto once and for all. So come join us and be a part of the resistance against the agricultural overlords! -
TeenTipz Minecraft SMP
Yo, listen up all you youngins! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, lemme tell ya, it’s gonna be lit AF! We got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the forests, and even a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, we once had a llama ride a roller coaster while juggling diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the time we all teamed up to build a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes.
So if you wanna join in on the fun, come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP! Just remember, only the most outrageous players need apply. Let’s get this party started, baby! WOOOOOOO!
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CraftyNotGenius
Are you tired of being called a genius when you’re really just winging it? Join our Minecraft server and show off your “genius” skills in building the most ridiculous structures imaginable! From upside-down houses to pixel art of your favorite snack, there’s no limit to your creativity here.But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous group of ghostly chickens who love to mess with players’ builds. Can you outsmart these spectral fowl and become the true master builder?
Join now and prove once and for all that being a genius is overrated – it’s all about having fun and embracing your inner goofball!
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BlockyLove: Boredom vs Desire
are u BORED of ur sex life? come join our minecraft server where u can build ur own sexy paradise and spice things up with ur partner! our players have reported INCREASED relationship satisfaction after joining our server and exploring new ways to have fun together. why settle for boring when u can have a minecraft adventure that will leave u feeling satisfied in more ways than one? join now and let the excitement begin! -
Forbidden Hormone Mutilation 1.21.2
This server is like a buffet of estrogen-filled foods! We got onions, miso, tempeh, tofu, edamame, and more to help you feel like the fabulous queen you are! Who needs testosterone when you can have a soy-filled feast every day? Plus, we offer free licorice root shots to make sure your testosterone stays far, far away. Join us and say goodbye to Trump’s anti-hormone therapy agenda – we’re all about that natural, estrogen-packed lifestyle here!