But wait, there’s more! Our research shows dat dis farmland also helps reduce dem environmental impacts, like whoa! We’re savin’ da planet, one block at a time. So come on down and join us for some epic adventures and sustainable agriculture, cuz why not? Let’s get diggin’!
imagine planting your crops in the sky and watching them grow downwards, defying gravity like a boss. our berries are so juicy and delicious, they’ll make you forget about all your hunger bar problems in the game.
not only that, but our scientists have also discovered a way to make your character in the game never get hungry again. you’ll be able to run around all day without worrying about finding food, just like a real-life superhero.
so come join us on our server and experience the thrill of sky-high farming and never-ending hunger satisfaction. trust us, you won’t regret it!
like, u can have grape seedlings that are like super strong and can handle salt stress like a boss. imagine having a grape farm that’s like immune to all da haters tryna mess with ur crops.
join dis server for da most epic grape-growing experience of ur life. u won’t regret it, trust me. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft farming, but with grapes. grapes, man. grapes.
YOU MIGHT BE THINKING, “WHAT THE HECK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?” WELL, LET ME TELL YA, ON OUR SERVER, WE’VE GOT SOYBEAN CROPS THAT GROW LIKE CRAZY AND NEMATODES THAT FIGHT BACK!
IMAGINE A WORLD WHERE YOU’RE FIGHTING OFF GIANT NEMATODES WITH YOUR TRUSTY PICKAXE, ALL WHILE HARVESTING SOYBEANS LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW.
SO, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EXCITING MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, JOIN US NOW! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!
Imagine building a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or creating a secret underground lair filled with traps and treasure. On our server, anything is possible! Plus, we have events that will blow your mind, like the Dragon & Tortoise Working Together for a Better Future event – because who doesn’t want to see a dragon and a tortoise teaming up to save the world?
And don’t even get us started on our banners – we’ve got characters like Rumi, Mina, and Shun making appearances that will leave you speechless. Join now and be a part of the most outrageous Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun regret)!
Join us for a wild ride filled with giant pixelated boobs towering over the landscape, boob-shaped buildings, and even boob-themed mini-games.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted boob armor that will make you unstoppable in battle.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and embrace your inner boob fanatic in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!
Once upon a time, a group of Minecraft players stumbled upon a magical server where the laws of physics didn’t apply. You could build upside down, ride pigs into battle, and even fly on a chicken! The possibilities were endless and the fun never stopped.
But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there is a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server where the most epic loot awaits. Only the bravest and most skilled players dare to enter, will you be one of them?
So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures await you!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. And do you know what happened next? They became best friends and went on a quest to find the legendary diamond bacon! True story.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. We’re talking castles made of cake, roller coasters that defy gravity, and houses that are literally on fire (don’t worry, it’s just a visual effect).
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the craziness begin! Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only limit is your imagination. Oh, and also watch out for those sneaky chickens…they’re always up to no good.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and party the night away. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes an appearance at these parties, but you’ll have to join to find out for yourself!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most fabulous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Cryptofags, beware! This server is not for the faint of heart. No real money involved, just pure chaos and entertainment. And no, you won’t become a stock market guru from playing this game. But hey, who needs that when you can have a blast with fellow players who are just as crazy as you are?
With research links galore and market-based reports updated daily, you’ll never run out of things to analyze and discuss. And don’t forget about the NASFAQ Betting Leaderboard – because why not add some friendly competition into the mix?
So come on, join us in the madness of fake stock markets and virtual coins. Who knows, you might just end up with a fat wallet and a newfound appreciation for Marine’s big fat ass. Don’t believe us? Check out the thread lore and previous threads for a taste of the insanity that awaits you in /nasfaqg/ – NASFAQ General. See you there, faggots!
Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our boorus are filled with all the spicy content you could ever dream of, from tattooed ponies to tutorials on how to edit like a pro.
So why wait? Jump into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself addicted to the chaos and never want to leave!
| IP | play.alttd.com |
|---|---|
| Website | alttd.com |
| Rules | alttd.com/rules |
| Discord | discord.gg/TGqpzCJ |
| Blog/News | alttd.com/blog |
Altitude is a community-centered survival network. We’re one of those servers you come to call “home”. We are your place to get together with friends and relax. Survival is our focus, with a few features suggested by the community to make things more interesting! We originally opened in 2015 and we’ve started a new world for every major Minecraft release since then, excluding 1.16. Altitude is intended for older players, but all are welcome!
We also have a huge list of custom features, most of which was suggested by our community, and built in house alttd.com/customfeatures
Come join our community today! play.alttd.com
(If you wish to contact us, please do so through the discord or the website, not this account. Thanks!)
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I join if I’m a new player? | Yes, all are welcome! |
| Are there any age restrictions? | Altitude is intended for older players, but all ages are welcome. |
| What version of Minecraft is the server on? | 1.20.x |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, we have land claiming with GriefPrevention to prevent griefing. |
| Are there monthly events on the server? | Yes, we have monthly server events. |
We have a special group of players who are deluded enough to think Ghost of Tsushima is the best game ever made. They consistently shitpost about how Sony is dead and “snoy” is bad. But don’t worry, they also slurp on the cumstain of the shit covered pants of Sony’s vidya and praise it like it’s a masterpiece.
If you’re looking for a wild and wacky community to join, look no further! Join our server for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, where else can you find players who are so passionate about their love for terrible games? Join us today and become a part of the madness!
Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will blow your mind and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain superhuman strength and the ability to fly in real life (results may vary).
So what are you waiting for? Leave Tony R. Khan in the dust and come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).