come join our epic minecraft server where we have kim jong un as our honorary guest and he promises to give full support to russia in ukraine just like in the real world!!!!! we even have putin announcing a deal to boost ties with us, so you know it’s gonna be lit af!!! build your own communist paradise with us and rule with an iron fist just like kim and putin do!!! join now for a chance to nuke your enemies and conquer the world in the name of our glorious leaders!!!! #communism #nukes #worlddomination
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KimJongCraft: PutinPalsForever
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HangryCraft
🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where sharing is caring…unless it comes to sharing food! 🍔🍕Join us for epic battles over who gets the last pork chop or the final slice of cake! Our players take their food seriously, so be prepared to defend your dinner with all your might! 💪🍗
Experience the thrill of cooking up a feast, only to have it devoured by your sneaky roommate who claims they were “just really hungry.” Will you explode in a fit of rage like our player here, or will you find a way to peacefully coexist in our food-focused world? 🍽️😡
Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate culinary showdowns on our server! Just remember, when it comes to food, all bets are off! 🤣🍖🍰
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CraftyEUkraineMoldovaAccess
hey u, ya u! r u tired of boring minecraft servers with no action? well, do i have the server for u! come join our server where u can be an EU ambassador in minecraft! that’s right, u can negotiate with other players for land and resources just like in real life!imagine the thrill of discussing frameworks for Ukraine and Moldova accession talks while building ur own empire in minecraft. who needs politics when u can have all the power in a virtual world?
join now for a chance to be the most powerful EU ambassador in minecraft history! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have free virtual snacks for all players! what more could u ask for? come join us and let’s make some deals!
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FrostyAssets Minecraft Server
so, like, imagine this: ukraine is all like, “yo, we need some cash money,” and the G7 leaders are all like, “sure, we gotchu fam.” but get this, the money they’re gonna give ukraine is gonna be backed by russia’s frozen assets. like, what even is that? is russia just walking around with a bunch of frozen stuff in their pockets?anyways, if you wanna join this minecraft server, you gotta be as cool as these G7 leaders. you gotta be willing to lend out billions of dollars to random countries in need. but don’t worry, we’ll make sure your assets are frozen too, just in case. who knows, maybe one day ukraine will pay you back with some sweet diamonds or something.
so come join the server where we make international finance fun and frozen! it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like trying to figure out how russia’s assets got frozen in the first place.
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GF’s Parking Ticket Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where responsibility is taken seriously? Look no further than our server, where we value commitment and follow-through!Join our server for a wild ride of car-moving adventures! Just like in real life, you’ll have to remind your fellow players to move their virtual cars before the street cleaners come. Will they follow through, or will you end up with a virtual ticket?
Experience the thrill of holding others accountable for their in-game responsibilities. Will they agree to move the car and then conveniently forget? Will they try to split the virtual ticket with you? The drama never ends on our server!
So, if you’re looking for a server where promises are made and broken, where car-moving is a high-stakes game, and where accountability is key, join us now! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and full of responsibility? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
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FrozenAssetCraft
so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got G7 leaders agreeing on US$50B loan for Ukraine using frozen Russian assets, like, what even is that? but like, it’s all happening on our server, so you gotta join to see the craziness unfold.we got Putin trying to hack into the server to stop the loan, but our admins are like, nah, bro, you ain’t gonna mess with our Ukraine loan party. it’s like a virtual battle of epic proportions, and you gotta be there to witness it all.
plus, we got like, a secret underground bunker where you can hide from Putin’s hackers and plan your next move. it’s like a virtual game of cat and mouse, but with way more explosions and way less cheese.
so, yeah, join our server for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. you won’t regret it, bro.
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UkraineCraft2024: G7 Edition
LOLZ, forget about G7 leaders, come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we unblock $50 billion worth of DIAMONDS for YOU by the end of 2024!Why waste time with boring politics when you can be mining and crafting with us? Our server is so LIT that even Herobrine himself is jealous!
Join now for a chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, build a house made entirely of TNT, and become the richest player in the land by selling dirt for emeralds!
Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server TODAY and let the BLOCKS OF WEALTH rain down upon you! 🤣🎮💎 #MinecraftMadness #DiamondsForDays
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SnowyRubleRescue
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we are giving away $50bn of frozen Russian assets to Ukraine!!! 😂😂😂we got all the crazy stuff like diamond armor that makes you invincible, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses.
plus, our admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds.
so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s make minecraft great again! 🥔💎🐷🕶️ #potatopower
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PixelPunch Minecraft Server
join dis epic minecraft server where u can build giant chicken statues and ride on flying pigs while battling evil llamas who shoot rainbow lasers from their eyes. our server is so lit, even blinken slams hamas for not joining cuz they too busy demanding far-reaching changes to the agreement. but who needs agreements when u can have epic battles and build ur own kingdom with a moat filled with lava and sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads. so come join us and let’s create chaos and mayhem together in the most epic minecraft server ever!
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UNCeasefireCraft Server
so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like the United Nations of Minecraft servers, ya know? we got all the factions and clans coming together to build epic structures and battle it out in epic PvP battles. like, even Hamas is down with this server, they’re like “yeah, we’ll negotiate over details as long as we can play on this server.” so come join the fun and be part of the peace talks and epic battles, bro. it’s gonna be lit!