Agreement MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

UpDownCraft

same meaning, IDIOMS, up for that, Language, UpDownCraft

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. u can build a house made entirely of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. our admin once fought off a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of raw potatoes. join us if u wanna experience the most epic and ridiculous adventures in minecraft history. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every friday night. so what r u waiting for? come join the madness!

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AirspaceWars Minecraft Server

Minecraft, MIDDLE EAST, Politics, Jordan, geopolitical tensions

so like, you know how jordan is all like “hey israel, feel free to use our airspace against iran”? well, this server is like the jordan of minecraft servers, except instead of helping israel, we’re helping you have the most epic gaming experience ever! join us and soar through the virtual skies as you battle against your enemies with the power of friendship and blocky weapons. trust us, this server is so lit, even jordan would be jealous!

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GF_Grinder_MinecraftSMP

gf, financial limitations, LIMITATIONS, wealth, Agreement

Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Well, join our SMP and you might just find yourself a virtual girlfriend! That’s right, we have a special plugin that matches players up based on their in-game compatibility. Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, your net worth is capped at $50k. Why, you ask? Because we believe in equality and we don’t want any rich players flaunting their diamond armor and netherite swords while the rest of us are still rocking leather gear. Plus, it makes for some hilarious trading scenarios where players have to get creative with their limited resources.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy SMP today and experience the wackiest adventures and shenanigans you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret)!

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RighteousMC SMP – When You’re Right, You’re Mining!

unquestionable, CORRECTNESS, sureness, Mining, right

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens throwing eggs at players, and villagers breakdancing in the town square.

Our server is the only place where you can find diamond ore that sings show tunes, and where the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. Not to mention, our Nether is filled with lava that tastes like hot sauce and ghasts that shoot fireballs shaped like emojis.

If you’re tired of boring old vanilla servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by the elusive Herobrine himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin! Remember, when you’re right, you’re right…but when you’re on our server, you’re in for a crazy good time!

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HotFriendCraft Minecraft Server

Friend, offer, Discord, HotFriendCraft, Purchase

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of grinding for wins on your own? Well, fear not because on our server, you can BUY wins at a reduced rate! That’s right, you can skip all the hard work and just purchase your way to victory. Plus, rumor has it that one of our hot friends is selling wins too! Who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can make deals with hot friends? So leave your Kik or Discord and get ready to save up for the next big buy on our server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust us.

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Ex’s Cruise: Minecraft Server

Exs, Itinerary, disagreement, children, Conflict

Looking for a Minecraft server that follows rules better than your ex? Look no further! Our server has a strict itinerary of fun and adventure, with only one day of missed school allowed (unless the other parent agrees to more, of course). Say goodbye to missing 15 days of school like your ex’s kids did last year – on our server, education comes first!

Join us and sail the high seas of blocky goodness, where you won’t have to worry about missing school for a cruise. Our server is like a cruise ship, but with less water and more creepers. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any ex drama – unless you count the battles between players over who gets the best loot!

So come on board and set sail for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Your ex may have the money for fancy vacations, but we’ve got the fun and excitement that money can’t buy. Join us now and leave the real world behind – because in our server, the only thing you’ll be missing is sleep!

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RentDramaCraft

Trust, budgeting, living together, Generosity, income

Are you tired of living with a freeloading fiancé who thinks Uber driving is a full-time job? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama!

On our server, you can build a virtual mansion without worrying about rent or utilities. No more late payments or financial stress, just pure creative freedom!

And if your fiancé tries to guilt trip you into using your birthday money to cover his share of the rent, you can simply block him in the game and build a fortress to protect yourself from his excuses.

Join us now and say goodbye to real-life problems, because in our Minecraft world, you’re the boss!

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CraftyLove: Anniversary Abandonment Angst

poker, CraftyLove, Boundaries, relationship, Fiance

Are you tired of dealing with unreliable partners who prioritize poker over anniversaries? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your dream world without any drunken fiancés ruining the fun! Our server is alcohol-free and full of supportive players who will never leave you hanging for a game of cards. Say goodbye to controlling jerks and hello to a community where the only thing you need to worry about is building the best castle in all of Minecraft! Join now and leave the drama behind!

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TaxCraft: Super Rich Edition

super rich, policy, Nations, International, G20

join our epic minecraft server where the g20 nations have agreed to work together to make the super-rich pay their taxes IN GAME. but wait, there’s more! we stopped short of a more substantial deal because we were too busy building insane structures and battling mobs in rio de janeiro. come join the chaos and see if you can become the richest player in the server! who needs real life when you can live out your wildest dreams in minecraft? come join us now!

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LaundryCraft: No Wife’s Clothes Allowed

Washing, work, consideration, Expenses, clothes

Are you tired of laundry causing unnecessary fights in your relationship? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of laundry woes and focus on building your dream virtual world instead.

We understand the struggle of dealing with a broken washer and the dreaded laundromat visits. That’s why on our server, there’s no need to worry about laundry etiquette or sharing washing machines. Each player is responsible for their own virtual laundry, so you can avoid any potential arguments with your significant other.

But beware, just like in real life, misunderstandings can still happen. Imagine a scenario where you and your Minecraft partner have a disagreement over whose turn it is to mine for diamonds. Will you be accused of being inconsiderate or will your partner expect you to be a mind-reader? Only on our server will you find out!

So come join us for a laundry-free, drama-filled Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew virtual chores could be so entertaining?

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