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  • KurskCraft: Danish Approval Edition

    KurskCraft: Danish Approval Edition
    So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the government of Denmark is like, totally cool with Ukraine attacking Russia? Yeah, that’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll find on our server!

    Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes! Our community is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us!

    Plus, our staff team is made up of actual wizards who can grant your every wish (as long as it involves building epic structures and trolling your friends).

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started!

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  • GermanWeaponCraft Minecraft Server

    GermanWeaponCraft Minecraft Server
    LOL this server is like that time when Germany was all like “yo Ukraine, take these sick German weapons and go wreck some Russians on their own turf” 😂😂😂

    Join this server if you wanna be a total badass like Ukraine with those German weapons, but in Minecraft form 🤣🔥

    We got crazy battles, epic raids, and even a secret underground base where you can plot your next move like a true mastermind 😎

    Come join us and show those Russians who’s boss, just like Ukraine did with those German weapons 🇩🇪🇺🇦💥 #minecraft #germany #ukraine #russia #weapons #battles #raids #badass

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  • CraftyKhamenei’sKubedKarnage

    CraftyKhamenei’sKubedKarnage
    So, like, this server is so lit that even Khamenei had to agree to postpone his attack on Israel just so he could join in on the fun! Like, can you imagine how epic this server is if even world leaders are like, “Hold up, gotta get my Minecraft on first”? Plus, the creepers here are like, super chill and won’t blow up your stuff unless you ask them nicely. And the diamonds? Oh man, don’t even get me started on the diamonds. They’re so abundant here that even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I need to get me some of those sparkly rocks.” So come join us and see for yourself why this server is the bomb dot com!

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  • UpDownCraft

    UpDownCraft
    yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. u can build a house made entirely of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. our admin once fought off a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of raw potatoes. join us if u wanna experience the most epic and ridiculous adventures in minecraft history. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every friday night. so what r u waiting for? come join the madness!

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  • AirspaceWars Minecraft Server

    AirspaceWars Minecraft Server
    so like, you know how jordan is all like “hey israel, feel free to use our airspace against iran”? well, this server is like the jordan of minecraft servers, except instead of helping israel, we’re helping you have the most epic gaming experience ever! join us and soar through the virtual skies as you battle against your enemies with the power of friendship and blocky weapons. trust us, this server is so lit, even jordan would be jealous!

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  • Ex’s Cruise: Minecraft Server

    Ex’s Cruise: Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that follows rules better than your ex? Look no further! Our server has a strict itinerary of fun and adventure, with only one day of missed school allowed (unless the other parent agrees to more, of course). Say goodbye to missing 15 days of school like your ex’s kids did last year – on our server, education comes first!

    Join us and sail the high seas of blocky goodness, where you won’t have to worry about missing school for a cruise. Our server is like a cruise ship, but with less water and more creepers. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any ex drama – unless you count the battles between players over who gets the best loot!

    So come on board and set sail for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Your ex may have the money for fancy vacations, but we’ve got the fun and excitement that money can’t buy. Join us now and leave the real world behind – because in our server, the only thing you’ll be missing is sleep!

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  • RentDramaCraft

    RentDramaCraft
    Are you tired of living with a freeloading fiancé who thinks Uber driving is a full-time job? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama!

    On our server, you can build a virtual mansion without worrying about rent or utilities. No more late payments or financial stress, just pure creative freedom!

    And if your fiancé tries to guilt trip you into using your birthday money to cover his share of the rent, you can simply block him in the game and build a fortress to protect yourself from his excuses.

    Join us now and say goodbye to real-life problems, because in our Minecraft world, you’re the boss!

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  • CraftyLove: Anniversary Abandonment Angst

    CraftyLove: Anniversary Abandonment Angst
    Are you tired of dealing with unreliable partners who prioritize poker over anniversaries? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your dream world without any drunken fiancés ruining the fun! Our server is alcohol-free and full of supportive players who will never leave you hanging for a game of cards. Say goodbye to controlling jerks and hello to a community where the only thing you need to worry about is building the best castle in all of Minecraft! Join now and leave the drama behind!

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  • TaxCraft: Super Rich Edition

    TaxCraft: Super Rich Edition
    join our epic minecraft server where the g20 nations have agreed to work together to make the super-rich pay their taxes IN GAME. but wait, there’s more! we stopped short of a more substantial deal because we were too busy building insane structures and battling mobs in rio de janeiro. come join the chaos and see if you can become the richest player in the server! who needs real life when you can live out your wildest dreams in minecraft? come join us now!

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  • LaundryCraft: No Wife’s Clothes Allowed

    LaundryCraft: No Wife’s Clothes Allowed
    Are you tired of laundry causing unnecessary fights in your relationship? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of laundry woes and focus on building your dream virtual world instead.

    We understand the struggle of dealing with a broken washer and the dreaded laundromat visits. That’s why on our server, there’s no need to worry about laundry etiquette or sharing washing machines. Each player is responsible for their own virtual laundry, so you can avoid any potential arguments with your significant other.

    But beware, just like in real life, misunderstandings can still happen. Imagine a scenario where you and your Minecraft partner have a disagreement over whose turn it is to mine for diamonds. Will you be accused of being inconsiderate or will your partner expect you to be a mind-reader? Only on our server will you find out!

    So come join us for a laundry-free, drama-filled Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew virtual chores could be so entertaining?

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