Agreement MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Love Block Adventures

Communication, marital satisfaction, relationship dynamics, sexual expression, marital quality

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where older couples come to play together and build stuff, right? like, they all get along in their sexy time and do the dirty deed a lot, and guess what? their marriages are like, super awesome! they’re all happy and stuff because they’re getting it on all the time. but then there’s this other group on the server where one spouse is like, nah, i’m good, i don’t wanna do it. and guess what? their marriages suck! they’re not happy at all because they’re not getting any action. so, like, if you wanna have a happy marriage in minecraft, come join us and get freaky with your partner all day long! it’s the key to success, bro!

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CarCraft Minecraft Server

monthly installments, dad, Server, health concerns, car title

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like awkward family situations and health concerns? Come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

Join now and escape the chaos of real life! Plus, we have a special event where if you build the best pixel art of a giant taco, you’ll win a virtual llama as a pet. Trust us, it’s a real hoot!

And don’t worry about signing over any titles here – the only thing you’ll be signing is a virtual contract to have a blast with us. So come on down and let’s mine and craft our way to happiness!

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CeasefireCraft – No New Conditions

conditions, resolution, Peace, Political, international relations

So, like, come join our Minecraft server, cuz like, we got hamas ready to implement ceasefire without new conditions! like, who knew hamas was into Minecraft, right? but like, they’re super chill and just wanna build and mine with us. so come join the fun and see what crazy adventures await you on our server! who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with hamas and take on the Ender Dragon together! it’s gonna be epic, so don’t miss out!

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BudgetBattlesMC

grow up, full time students, Contribution, apprenticeship, BudgetBattlesMC

Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach your kids valuable life lessons? Look no further! Join our server where we enforce strict financial responsibilities on our players just like this dad did with his kids.

If your kids don’t want to go to university and instead want to travel the world or pursue a trade, we support that! But if they decide to slack off and not contribute financially, they’ll learn the hard way just like the youngest kid in this story.

We promise outrageous drama, financial manipulation, and family feuds just like in this post. So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to handle the pressure of adulting in Minecraft!

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MomLiftDenier420

aid workers, Boundaries, herniated disc, health, mom

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about lifting your mom again! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Are you tired of being asked to lift your mom, who refuses to use the perfectly good crane provided for her? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll never have to lift a finger (or your mom) again!

Imagine a world where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs, without the hassle of back-breaking manual labor. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities, like lifting your paralyzed mom.

Join us now and experience the freedom of not having to lift anyone, ever again. Who needs a crane when you have a Minecraft server that provides endless entertainment and excitement? Don’t be the AITA in this situation, join our server and leave the lifting to the professionals (or the cranes)!

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HangryCraft Minecraft Server

Focus, Social, culture, roommate, HangryCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Look no further! Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where you can cook without cleaning and never have to worry about awkward dinner conversations.

Imagine a place where you can unwind after a long day of stressful meetings by building your dream castle or exploring vast landscapes without any noise or distractions. Our server is the perfect sanctuary for introverts who just want some peace and quiet.

And don’t worry about offending anyone by wanting to be left alone – on our server, you can be as anti-social as you want without any judgment! So come join us and escape the drama of real life for a while. You deserve it!

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Uhhh Hey Tony About That Deal Maybe Minecraft SMP

Marketing, Minecraft, injecting aids, smp, reduction

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where anything goes, including injecting aids into a black guy and giving him a chair shot to the head! Just kidding, that’s not actually allowed on our server (or any server for that matter), but we do have plenty of other crazy shenanigans to keep you entertained. From building giant statues of Steve riding a pig to organizing epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let your imagination run wild! Just make sure to leave your controversial ideas at the door.

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CourtCraft: Uncle Edition

family help, CourtCraft, payment, Job, age discrimination

Looking for a job? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and work for our uncle David, the self-employed household cleaner! Earn a whopping $15 an hour and gain valuable experience for your resume (because let’s be real, babysitting doesn’t count). But be warned, Uncle David may try to pull a fast one on you like he did with this poor soul who worked 100 hours without pay! Will you stand up for yourself and take him to small claims court? Only on our server will you experience such wild family drama while mining for diamonds and building epic structures! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and a paycheck that may or may not come!

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AgreeOnMinecraftSMP

societal norms, universal values, ethical standards, solidarity, global consensus

That our Minecraft SMP is the best place to be! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block just lying on the ground! And that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs are the DJs! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll have the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against the Ender Dragon. So, if you want to experience all this and more, you better join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

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NoCoworkerLeftBehindCraft

office, UNCOMFORTABLE, company truck, route, out of town

Looking for a Minecraft server that values punctuality and teamwork? Look no further than our server, where we start our day at 6:30am sharp! But don’t worry, we provide company trucks and vehicles for carpooling – just like in real life!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of commuting to work in Minecraft. Will you be the one asking for a ride out of town, only to be denied because it’s not on the way? Or will you be the one driving the company truck and dropping everyone off by 5:30pm?

But beware, if you ask for a ride too often, you might just be labeled as the server’s resident “asshole”. So hop on board and experience the thrill of carpooling in Minecraft like never before!

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