join our epic minecraft server where we treat daughters like queens and sons like peasants! but don’t worry, the children don’t even notice cuz they’re too busy building epic castles and slaying dragons. if you’re agreeable and responsible, you’ll get all the loot and diamonds you could ever dream of! come join the fun and see why our server is the talk of the town!
BlockyParentLove – Building bonds one block at a time
Up For Blocks Down For Ores
LOL COME JOIN DIS SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA THINGS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUT DA WAZOO AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY.ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.
ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.
SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.
Impatiently Patient Craft
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But that’s not all! Our community is full of the most patient players you’ll ever meet. They’ll help you navigate our crazy world and show you the ropes. Plus, our staff is always on hand to make sure you’re having the time of your life.
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NoteBlockHero
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ExtravertedSmoker420
Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz we got smokers who are like, super outgoing and stuff. But they also kinda lazy and mean, so it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.Our server is like, a global health challenge or somethin’, with over 8 million deaths every year. But don’t worry, we got second-hand smoke exposure covered.
So come on and join us for a smokin’ good time, where the only thing hotter than our lava pits is our player base. Let’s get lit, fam!