ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.
ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.
SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Our server is like a magical land where patience is a thing of the past and impatience reigns supreme. You’ll never have to wait for anything again, because everything happens instantly!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and BAM! You’ve got a full inventory in seconds. You’re building a castle and BOOM! It’s finished before you can say “redstone.” Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Minecraft fever dream.
But that’s not all! Our community is full of the most patient players you’ll ever meet. They’ll help you navigate our crazy world and show you the ropes. Plus, our staff is always on hand to make sure you’re having the time of your life.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to impatience forever. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Join us if you want to experience a server where the chickens are actually trained ninjas and will attack you if you dare to look at them the wrong way. Our pigs have a secret underground society where they plot to overthrow the players and take over the server.
But wait, there’s more! Our sheep have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties, and our cows are actually undercover spies for a rival server trying to steal our precious diamonds.
So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Who knows, you might even meet a friendly creeper who just wants to give you a hug (and blow you up, but hey, it’s the thought that counts).
1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of killer bunnies to get to it. Trust me, those bunnies are no joke.
2. Our server mascot is a giant chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who roams the land, challenging players to epic dance battles. If you can out-dance the chicken, you win a prize!
3. We have a floating island in the sky where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on flying pigs. It’s like a mix of Hunger Games and Mario Kart, but with way more bacon.
4. Our server events include a weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the craziest, most ridiculous structures in a limited amount of time. The winner gets to ride a llama into the sunset while wearing a crown made of emeralds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! It’s good, but in a totally bonkers way.
Join us and you’ll have the chance to team up with the one and only Notorious C.R.E.E.P, a mysterious musician who serenades creepers to sleep with his soothing tunes. Rumor has it he once tamed a pack of wild wolves by playing them a sick beat on his diamond record player.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Enderman, who loves to boogie down in the End dimension. He’s always looking for new dance partners to join him in his never-ending party.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a musical and magical experience like no other!
Our server is like, a global health challenge or somethin’, with over 8 million deaths every year. But don’t worry, we got second-hand smoke exposure covered.
So come on and join us for a smokin’ good time, where the only thing hotter than our lava pits is our player base. Let’s get lit, fam!
JOIN US AND FIGHT THE CORRUPT MOBS THAT ARE TAKING OVER THE SERVER, BUILD EPIC CASTLES TO HIDE FROM THE EVIL ADMINISTRATORS, AND UNLEASH YOUR INNER HERO TO SAVE THE VILLAGERS FROM THE GRIP OF GREEDY PIGMEN!
WE PROMISE YOU’LL HAVE A BLAST AS YOU EXPLORE OUR INSANE WORLD FILLED WITH CRAZY ADVENTURES AND WACKY CHARACTERS. SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF THE EPIC MINECRAFT REVOLUTION!
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| True Vanilla Survival | Pure Minecraft gameplay with no invasive plugins or land claims. No warps, borders, or teleportation. |
| Active Multiplayer | Thriving community with events, teams, Nations, cooperation, and competition. Voice chat available. |
| No Pay-to-Win | Equal footing for all players with no payments, donations, or ranks. No claims, warps, borders, or locked chests. |
| New & Growing | Building a great community for long-term adventures. |
| No Fancy Spawn | Player-built world with no pre-designed spawn. Show off your creativity! |
| Hard Difficulty | Survive in a challenging environment, team up with others for support. |
| Like Hermitcraft | Join a bigger community for more fun and inspiration from other players’ creativity. |
| Java & Bedrock | Play and make friends across different devices. |
Creaking SMP is a vanilla survival minecraft server with no plugins that affect gameplay and no payments. It enforces rules against stealing, griefing, and unwelcome PvP.
You can join the server by connecting to the IP address: mc.creaking.fun. For Bedrock edition, add CreakingBedrock.
Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/creakingsmp
You can follow Creaking SMP on Youtube at: https://www.youtube.com/@Creaking-SMP and on Tiktok at: https://www.tiktok.com/@mc.creaking.fun
We have epic Clash battles that will make you forget all about fluffy families and their tragic fate.
Plus, our server is filled with crazy shizo 4chan anons who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
Don’t miss out on the insanity – join now and save the fluffies from certain doom!
Imagine logging on to our server and having your brother try to propose to his Minecraft girlfriend right in the middle of your epic build battle. No way, Jose! We keep the focus on you and your pixelated dreams.
Don’t worry about upsetting family members or ruining someone’s big moment – on our server, it’s all about YOU. So join us now and let’s make some Minecraft memories that are all about YOU, just like a wedding should be!
But wait, there’s more! We have the most insane events like a weekly dance party where we all wear pixelated disco outfits and boogie down in the virtual world. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon diamond blocks out of thin air. It’s like magic, I swear!
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and experience the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright bonkers adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
we have crazy adventures and quests where you can fight off evil bacteria and save the day with your newfound super powers! 💥🦠
don’t miss out on the chance to become a fluoxetine-fueled hero in our wacky world of minecraft madness! join now and start your epic journey to save the virtual universe from microscopic threats! 🌍🦠🚀
| Description |
|---|
| Minewolf is a brand new Minecraft server list network that is in early access. We aim to create a server list that is more useful for both players and server owners! |
| Server owners can add their server today, and players can join our discord to be notified on launch day! |
| We are also currently open to any feedback! We want to know what features we can add to create an amazing platform for everyone! |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I add my server to Minewolf? | You can add your server by visiting the Add Your Server page and filling out the necessary information. |
| When is the launch day for Minewolf? | The launch day for Minewolf is still to be determined, but you can join our Discord for updates. |
| Can I provide feedback on Minewolf? | Yes, we welcome any feedback you may have. Feel free to reach out to us through our Discord channel. |
Join us and leave behind the stress of having to choose between your girlfriend and your mom for a ride home. On our server, you can ride your trusty steed into battle without worrying about anyone getting mad at you for prioritizing your family.
We promise that no one will ever make you choose between mining diamonds and spending time with your loved ones. Plus, our community is full of players who understand the importance of balancing gaming and real life relationships.
So come on over to our server and leave all that relationship drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without any guilt trips or ultimatums. Trust us, it’s much more fun than dealing with real-life girlfriend vs. mom drama!