Agony explained Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DeifDownInCraft

Assassination, Conflict, Deif, DeifDownInCraft, gaza, Gaza Strip, Hamas, Hamas Commander, Hamas Leader, intelligence, Israel, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, Military, News, Palestinian, Politics, SECURITY, targeted killing, Terrorism

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9320
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Magic Items Found:	6856
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we confirm the craziest things like deif getting rekt by israel! u can be part of the action and witness the madness unfold in our virtual world! build ur own base and defend it from crazy attacks just like deif did (rip deif). join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction! #minecraftmadness #deifgotowned #israelrules

MetalManiaCraft

cadmium, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, chronic diseases, Cobalt, Copper, death risk, environmental exposure, heavy metals, increased risk, long-term study, metal mixture, metal toxicity, MetalManiaCraft, public health, risk factors, toxic metals, tungsten, uranium, urinary metals, Zinc

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2503
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	193

Yo, yo, listen up, gamers! If you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there, then you gotta check out this one! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’…

This server is so epic, it’s like a mix of Cadmium, Tungsten, Uranium, Copper, Cobalt, and Zinc all rolled into one! And get this, playing on this server will give you a 29% increased chance of getting that sweet cardiovascular disease! Who wouldn’t want that, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! If you join this server, you’ll also have a 66% increased risk of death! That’s right, death! Who needs respawning when you can just kick the bucket for real, right?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the medical conditions you’ll develop while playing! Join now and start your journey to the afterlife today!

CraftyAzurLaneServer

alg, Attilio Regolo skin, Augment Guide, Azur Lane General, CN Tierlist, CraftyAzurLaneServer, Discord, EN 6th Anniversary, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, FAQ, Fleet Builder, Fleet Tech Tracker, foch meta, Friedrich Carl, Golden Hind ASMR, Guild Spreadsheet, Hammann, Highway Star Rerun, Hwah Jah, Joffre L2D, Kasumi META, Lore, Manjuu Grand Prix Season 3, OngoingFrog Event Interlude of Illusions, PR Research Data, pvp guide, Roma swimsuit skin, Royal Fortune, RQ skins, Secrets, Shimakaze Archive, Ship Tier List, SR Dupleix, SSR L’Audacieux, SSR Strasbourg, Story summary, U-96, wichita meta, Wiki, Zuikaku STI collab skin

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6079
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

🤣 Join our Minecraft server for the most epic event of all time – the OngoingFrog Event Interlude of Illusions! 🐸 From July 25th to August 7th, you can unlock SSR Strasbourg, SSR L’Audacieux, SR DupleixRQ skins for new botes, and even Hammann, Joffre L2D, U-96Zuikaku STI collab skin! Plus, uncover secrets for Hwah Jah, Friedrich Carl, and Royal Fortune – it’s like a treasure hunt, but in Minecraft! 🏴‍☠️

But remember, bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates – we don’t want any lost souls wandering around in the Minecraft world! And just FYI, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord – we communicate through telepathy, obviously. 🔮

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server filled with endless adventures, crazy events, and a community like no other! Join now and let the fun begin! 🚀 #MinecraftMadness

DePINcraft SMP – Master of Minecraft SMP

$6k budget, alternative assets, cryptocurrency investments, DeFi platforms, DePIN projects, DePINcraft, Financial goals, financial independence, high ROI projects, investment opportunities, long term investments, Master, Minecraft, money management, passive income, passive income streams, portfolio diversification, real estate investments, smp, SOL stacking, stock market investing, wealth building

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3324
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Are you tired of stacking boring old SOL in your Minecraft world? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have a player who literally has $6k to spend each month. That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, this player is just throwing money around like it’s nobody’s business. Want a stack of enchanted golden apples? No problem, our rich player has got you covered. Need a mansion built for you? Just ask and it shall be done. Join us for the wildest, most extravagant Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got cold hard cash, am I right?

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

arab, black clothing, doc martens, dress code, emo/punkhead, Europe, family conflict, life choices, Minecraft, Muslim, Outfit, parents, personal style, presentable, professional photographer, refusing to spend money, Respect, Server, Shoes, sister’s wedding, tattoos, wedding attire, WeddingCraft

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9908
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Buildings Constructed:	21
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Towns Built:	8

Are you tired of being judged for your unique style choices? Join our Minecraft server where you can express yourself however you want without anyone telling you what to wear or how to look!

We welcome all emo/punkheads, goths, and rebels who want to build and explore in a judgment-free zone. No need to worry about impressing anyone with fancy outfits or shoes – wear your black doc martens proudly!

Our server is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the importance of being true to yourself. Say goodbye to nagging family members and hello to a community that celebrates individuality.

Join us today and let your creativity run wild in a world where you can be yourself without any judgment. Who needs a professional photographer when you have the freedom to express yourself however you want? Let’s build and explore together in a world where being unique is celebrated!

SisCraft: Blocky Family Drama

blended family challenges, blocky, communication breakdown, Drama, family, family conflict resolution, family counseling, family dynamics, family intervention, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, marriage advice, parenting conflicts, parenting struggles, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisCraft, stepfamily issues, teenage drama

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4880
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
New Chunks Explored:	728079	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where family feuds are taken to a whole new level!

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to build together with someone you absolutely despise, just like in real life! Who needs enemies when you have step-siblings to fight with?

Witness epic battles, glares that could kill, and passive-aggressive comments that will leave you in stitches. Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good old family rivalry.

And if you think things couldn’t get any crazier, just wait until you hear about the funeral incident. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama that unfolds on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family reunion, join us now! Who needs peace and harmony when you can have non-stop entertainment instead?

NoJobForAnySalary – Minecraft SMP

career choices, job commitments, Job demands, job ethics, job expectations, job fulfillment, job preferences, job refusal, job rejection, job requirements, job responsibilities, job sacrifices, job satisfaction, job standards, job stress, job values, Minecraft, NoJobForAnySalary, smp, undesirable job, unpleasant job, work-life balance

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1317
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only job you’ll never accept is being a professional chicken wrangler. Why, you ask? Because our chickens are secretly plotting a rebellion against the players and have formed their own chicken mafia. Trust us, you do not want to get on their bad side! So come join us for a server experience like no other, where the chickens rule the roost and chaos reigns supreme.

HateCraftDating

Authenticity, Communication, dating norms, dislike, double standards, emotional intelligence, equality, Expectations, Gender Roles, HateCraftDating, Honesty, love, MODERN, PRESSURE, relationships, Respect, romance, societal norms, Traditional, Vulnerability

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9519
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	5729	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Villages Defended:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Tired of swiping left and right on dating apps only to end up with a creeper? Well, join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be swiping is your sword at zombies and skeletons! Say goodbye to awkward first dates and hello to epic adventures in a pixelated world.

Our server is the perfect place to find your player 2. Who needs cheesy pickup lines when you can impress someone with your redstone skills or show off your epic castle building abilities? Plus, nothing says romance like fighting off hordes of mobs together under the moonlit sky.

So ditch the dating apps and come join us for a love story that’s truly block-tastic. Who knows, you might just find your diamond in the rough (literally, diamonds are a valuable resource in Minecraft).

HamasGoneBoomCraft

air strike, Assassination, Conflict, Defense, gaza, Hamas, HamasGoneBoomCraft, international relations, Israel, July 13, MIDDLE EAST, military chief, military operation, palestine, political tension, RETALIATION, SECURITY, targeted killing, Terrorism, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4286
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Magic Items Found:	7997
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Enchantments Applied:	98
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? this server is like, the bomb diggity. like, we got this crazy story where the players are all secretly part of a secret society trying to take down the evil Ender Dragon who is actually a spy for the creepers. yeah, you heard me right. creepers are working with the Ender Dragon to take over the server. but don’t worry, we got your back. join us and help defeat the evil forces of Minecraft! plus, we have like, the best parties in the Nether realm. you don’t wanna miss out on that, do you? come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life!

CovidCraft: Mindless Miners

Attention, brain function, cognitive decline, cognitive deficits, cognitive impairment, cognitive impairment study, cognitive tests, Covid-19, COVID-19 research, COVID-19 survivors, CovidCraft, IQ points, long-term consequences, long-term effects, long-term health impacts, Memory, mental health, MINDLESS, miners, neurological symptoms, pandemic aftermath, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric effects

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	975
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player? Well, have no fear, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you could ever imagine!

We promise that our server will make you smarter than ever before. Studies have shown that players who join our server experience a 10 point increase in IQ! That’s right, you’ll be a Minecraft genius in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you become a genius, but you’ll also unlock hidden superpowers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft warrior. You’ll be able to build the most epic structures, defeat the toughest mobs, and conquer the most challenging quests.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the Minecraft master you were always meant to be! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the cure for COVID-19 while you’re at it. Just kidding, but seriously, join us now!