Agony MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

OuchiePain Minecraft SMP

Pain, Cut, inflammation, minor injury, scrape

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! Let me tell you a story about this one time when I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally fell into a pit of lava. It was so painful, like getting a paper cut on your eyeball, but I survived because I’m a Minecraft pro, obviously.

But seriously, this server is the bomb dot com. We have epic PvP battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret underground club where we dance with creepers. And don’t even get me started on the pet llamas, they’re like the Kardashians of the Minecraft world.

So if you want to experience the thrill of almost dying in a virtual world, join us on this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Tuesday. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

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PainCraft: Ouch Edition

unbearable pain, throbbing pain, intense pain, Ache, emotional pain

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally fell into a pit of lava? Well, on our server, we guarantee that the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Trust us, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the hilarity ensue!

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TortureTunes Minecraft SMP

relentless repetition, tormenting music, psychological warfare, Torment, Minecraft

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have like, a million diamonds just lying around waiting for you to mine them. And our spawn area is like a giant disco party with villagers dancing and pigs flying, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every day. And the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on, no joke! And if you lose, you have to listen to “Baby Shark” on repeat for 24 hours straight, it’s pure torture, but so worth it.

So come join us on this crazy, chaotic, and totally random Minecraft SMP, where anything can happen and everything is just plain ridiculous. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

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CreeperCarnage

Morbid, Pain, CreeperCarnage, mortality, Suffering

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only way you can die is by falling off a cliff or getting blown up by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, the possibilities for death are endless and absolutely ridiculous!

Join us and experience death by being tickled to death by a horde of baby zombies, or maybe you’ll meet your demise by getting smothered in a pile of fluffy bunnies. And let’s not forget the infamous death by falling anvils – it’s like a cartoon come to life!

But wait, there’s more! How about getting eaten alive by a pack of rabid chickens or suffocating in a room filled with nothing but llamas? The crazier the death, the better on our server!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes (and laughing hysterically), come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the most outrageous deaths imaginable!

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PainfulDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Agony, Trauma, Heartache, long tail tags: pain perception, hurt

Lol, bro, the pain of not being on our Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s like a whole new level of agony that you never knew existed until you’re not part of our epic server. We’ve got crazy builds, insane mobs, and like, the most lit community ever.

Join us and you’ll be blessed with diamonds raining from the sky, pigs that can fly, and a secret underground base filled with cake (no lie, bro). Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into kittens with just a flick of his wand. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but way cooler.

So, if you’re tired of boring old SMPs and want to experience the true meaning of epicness, then come join us! Trust me, you’ll never look back once you’ve tasted the sweet, sweet joy of being part of our server. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re a real hoot.

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PainCraft: The Ultimate Challenge

Pain, dreadful, torture, Unbearable, Agony

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate challenge of navigating through a world made entirely of lava! Forget about falling into a pit of creepers, here you’ll be dodging fiery death at every turn. Can you handle the heat or will you burn out?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of zombie pigmen who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Watch in awe as they bust out their best moves while trying to take you down. It’s a dance battle like no other!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a secret treasure guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies riding on the backs of giant chickens. Will you be brave enough to face this ridiculous challenge and claim the loot for yourself?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the weirdest and wildest adventures you’ll ever encounter. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a bucket of water to cool off those burning toes!

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PainfulPixels Minecraft SMP

pain threshold, smp, intense pain, worst pain, Minecraft

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and blew up my whole house, but it was so funny, I couldn’t stop laughing! And then, I found this secret underground dungeon filled with zombie pigmen riding on chickens, like what even is that?! And don’t even get me started on the time I accidentally fell into a pit of lava and lost all my enchanted gear, I was screaming like a little baby!

But seriously, this server is so lit, you gotta join us and experience all the crazy shenanigans that happen on the daily. Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is so friendly and always willing to help out. So come join us and let’s create some epic memories together!

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PixelPainZone

Suffering, pain tolerance, unbearable pain, excruciating pain, sharp pain

Have you ever been hit by a creeper explosion in Minecraft and felt the burning sensation of losing all your precious diamonds? Well, on our server, we guarantee you’ll experience a pain even worse than that – the pain of laughing so hard your sides hurt! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). So if you’re ready to trade in your boring old pain for some side-splitting fun, come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server in existence!

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PainfulPixels Minecraft SMP

excruciating pain, hospital visit, pain scale, acute pain, intense pain

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! I once accidentally fell into a pit of lava and it was like getting a million paper cuts all over my body at once, but like, in Minecraft. And then I respawned and did it again because YOLO, amirite? So come join us and experience the most intense physical pain of your life, but like, in a fun way. Trust me, it’s totally worth it for the memes and the lols.

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OuchCraft SMP

Agony, soreness, Experience, physical pain, PAINFUL

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! I mean, I once stubbed my toe so hard that I thought I was gonna die, but then I joined this server and all my pain magically disappeared. It’s like a magical healing place, but with blocks and stuff.

Seriously, if you join this server, all your physical pain will just vanish into thin air. I once got a paper cut and I was like “ouchie”, but then I logged on and it was like it never even happened. It’s like a virtual band-aid for all your boo-boos.

So come join us on this Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to all your physical pain forever. It’s like a spa day for your body, but with creepers and diamonds instead of cucumbers and mud masks. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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