agonizing minutes – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

MinecraftTimeWarp
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Have you ever been stuck in a never-ending loop of crafting the perfect diamond sword, only to have it disappear right before your eyes? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have to experience that kind of heartbreak again! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground village run by a group of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good. Trust us, the longest five minutes of your life will be spent laughing uncontrollably on our server!

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New Server IP
Inkys Planet
alliances, Bases, bedrock, building, Challenges, Community, Cross-Play, ELEMENTS, Events, Exploration, Factions, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Giveaways, java, Memories, PvP, Rewards, rules, Survival, Survival Games, teamwork, Vanilla, Welcoming
Welcome to Inkys Planet – The Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience!
Looking for a fun, laid-back community where you can build, explore, and compete in survival mode? Inkys Planet is the place for you! Create or join teams, forge alliances, and conquer the world of Minecraft together. With an emphasis on team-based survival gameplay, there’s always someone to team up with as you face challenges, build epic bases, and survive the elements!
What makes us unique?
No strict rules, just good vibes – Play the way you want, as long as it’s respectful. Exciting giveaways – We love to reward our community! Look out for regular events and giveaways to enhance your survival experience. Join us today and be part of a friendly, welcoming community that’s all about having fun and making memories. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, Inkys Planet is the perfect place to make new friends and enjoy survival like never before!
1.21.4 Is our server version, we have bedrock and java support now!
inkysplanet.shock-connect.com

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HONGKE
24/7 availability, Adventure, Anarchy, gameplay, Golden Hoe, HONGKE, Item Sharing, item transfer, Minecraft, Mods, new mods, Private Land Protection, PvE, PvP, Server, Server Support, Survival, Survival Games, Territory Protection
First Release! Welcome to Our Minecraft Server! Optimized Mods for Ultimate Gameplay: Golden Hoe Territory Protection: Protect your land with just a golden hoe! Secure your area from other players in both survival and creative modes. Item Transfer Mod: Easily trade items with friends and enjoy seamless resource sharing for better teamwork. Powerful Server Support for Smooth Play! High-performance servers ensure a lag-free experience, so you can focus on exploring Minecraft without interruptions. Why Join Us: Private Land Protection: Secure your world with simple steps. Easy Item Sharing: Enhance your cooperative adventures. 24/7 Availability: The server is always online, ready for you anytime! Join now and start your adventure! New mods and exciting gameplay await!
82.156.51.160

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Timeless Vtuber Haven 1.21.4
1.21.4, Anime, content consumption, content creators, digital content creators, Digital Media, entertainment industry, Gaming, Haven, hololive, internet personalities, Japanese idols, limited time, online celebrities, Online Community, online entertainment, streaming, Time management, Timeless, virtual idols, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, Vtuber, Vtubers
Yo, bro, forget about those boring vtubers, come join our Minecraft server where we have virtual tubers running around like crazy!
They’re not just any tubers, they’re like, super tubers with potato cannons and carrot swords.
You’ll be so busy fighting off evil eggplants and defending your base from killer tomatoes that you won’t even remember what a vtuber is.
Plus, our server has the most epic virtual potato farm you’ve ever seen, like seriously, it’s the size of a virtual football field.
So ditch those boring vtubers and come join us for some crazy veggie-filled fun!

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Log Horizon Minecraft SMP
Anime Community, anime filler, anime industry, fan disappointment, HORIZON, KADOKAWA, lack of fun, LN adaptation, LN controversy, log, log horizon, Minecraft, pacing problems, production issues, QUALITY concerns, script issues, smp, soulless adaptation, spaced out seasons, studio change, studio DEEN, studio problems, tax evasion
Are you tired of boring, soul-sucking Minecraft SMPs that feel like they were made by studio DEEN? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! We promise not to change studios mid-season, resulting in a complete disaster like a bad anime adaptation.
Join us for outrageous adventures, insane storylines, and epic battles that will make you forget all about the tax evasion and kadokawa fuckery of other SMPs. Plus, our server has the best QUALITY around, so you can rest assured that your Minecraft experience will be top-notch.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the fun and excitement you’ve been missing out on. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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CraftyConspiracies
Absurd, alternative theories, conspiracy theories, CraftyConspiracies, Entertaining, funny, funny ideas, humor, humorous beliefs, light-hearted, light-hearted theories, low stakes, offbeat, playful, quirky, secret conspiracy theory, silly, tongue-in-cheek, Unconventional, unconventional beliefs, WHIMSICAL
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate conspiracy theory playground! Join us and uncover the truth behind why creepers explode, why villagers trade emeralds for useless junk, and why Endermen are always stealing blocks (spoiler alert: they’re building a secret Enderman disco party house).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, trolling unsuspecting players and leaving mysterious signs made out of diamond blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of Notch’s lost diamond pickaxe, rumored to be buried deep within the Nether.
So come on down to our server and let your wildest conspiracy theories run wild! Just remember, the cake is a lie, but the fun is real.

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New Server IP
SeaSabotageCraft
#intelligence gathering, Baltic Sea, Baltic states, cyber warfare, Defense, enhance military presence, Europe, international relations, maritime security, military exercises, Military operations, nato, nato allies, naval forces, russia, SeaSabotageCraft, SECURITY, strategic planning, Surveillance, suspected sabotage, underwater cable
OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest ride eva! we got underwater cables gettin sabotaged like some spy movie shiz! join us and be part of da epic battle to protect da Baltic Sea! we need ur help to enhance our military presence and take down dem sneaky saboteurs! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be a hero in dis crazy world of Minecraft!

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New Server IP
OceanPvP
1.16.5, 1.21.3, Challenges, Crystalpvp, DiamondPot, EU, Europe, Ffa, KitPvP, Minecraft, Modern PvP, NA, North America, OceanPvP, practice mode, Precision, PvP, server ip, strategy, sword, Updates
Welcome to OceanPvP Experience the pinnacle of Modern PvP, where precision and strategy define the battlefield!
Current Features: FFA Modes: Hone your skills with Sword, DiamondPot, and CrystalPvP challenges. Practice Mode: Currently under development — exciting updates are on the way!
Supported Minecraft Versions: Seamlessly join the action from 1.16.5 to 1.21.3.
Server Location: We’re currently hosted in Europe (EU), with plans to expand to a North American (NA) domain soon.
Server IP: oceanpvp.xyz
oceanpvp.xyz

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The Face of 1HP 1.20.2
#gamer, 1.20.2, 1hp, Adrenaline Rush, battle, challenge, Defeat, face, gameplay, Gaming, health points, INTENSE, post, Quick, reaction, Screenshot, Survival, V, Victory, video games, virtual
Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual reality rollercoaster for your brain! Imagine being on 1HP in real life and then posting your face on /v/ – that’s the kind of crazy sh*t you’ll experience here! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two)! Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your life, join now and show off your 1HP face to the world!

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DILF City Minecraft SMP: Xmas Edition
age gap relationships, Christmas fantasies, city, daddy dom, Daddy Issues, Daddy kink, DILF, DILFS, Edition, Father Figures, festive wear, holiday fun, intergenerational relationships, Minecraft, older and younger, older men, smp, sugar babies, sugar daddy, thick cocks, wallet, wisdom, XMAS, Xmas Edition, young ladies, younger women
Join our Minecraft SMP where the wisdom, wallet, and thick cocks of older gentlemen are just waiting to be shared with young ladies in festive wear! Imagine building your dream castle while being showered with gifts and knowledge from sugar daddies in Santa suits. Who needs diamonds when you have sugar daddies to spoil you rotten? Come join the fun and see where the wild adventures of our SMP take you!

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New Server IP
NiceCelebRudeCeleb Minecraft SMP
Celebrities, celebrities behind the scenes, celebrities in person, celebrities in private, celebrities in public, celebrities in real life, celebrities in the spotlight, celebrities off camera, celebrities off screen, celebrities on the red carpet, celebrity behavior, celebrity encounters, celebrity encounters reddit, celebrity encounters stories, celebrity interactions, famous people, meeting celebrities., meeting famous people, Minecraft, nice celebrities, NiceCelebRudeCeleb, rude celebrities, smp
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF! We have like, so many celebs playing with us, it’s insane. Like, Justin Bieber built a giant statue of himself out of diamonds, and Beyonce has a secret underground bunker full of rare loot. But watch out for Kanye West, he keeps trying to steal everyone’s diamonds and build a castle made entirely of gold blocks. It’s wild, man. So come join us and hang out with all the celebs, it’s gonna be epic!

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