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Dementia DJ’s: Chill Beats for Blocks

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5883
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1733	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Runes Activated:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

so, like, you know how sometimes you just need a break from the real world and want to escape to a place where you can just chill and have fun? well, this minecraft server is like the ultimate escape, dude.

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you hear this sick beat playing in the background. next thing you know, all your stress and anxiety just melt away. it’s like magic, man.

our server is like a therapy session, but way more fun. we’ve got custom music playlists that are designed to help you relax and focus while you play. and get this – it’s been scientifically proven to reduce agitation and anxiety.

so if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way, then this server is the place to be. come join us and let the music take you on a journey to relaxation and good vibes. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Transjama’s Uppity Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3650
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Oh, honey, let me tell you about Transjama, the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! This server is so fancy, even the creepers wear tuxedos! And don’t even get me started on the llamas – they run the whole place like a mafia boss.

But the real reason you should join Transjama? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive chicken uprising. Those cluckers were sick of being fried up for dinner, so they armed themselves with diamond swords and took over the whole server. It was chaos, but also kind of hilarious watching chickens try to PvP.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our admin, Steve, is actually a wizard in disguise. He can summon rainbows and unicorns at will, and once turned a whole mountain into a giant ice cream sundae. So yeah, if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP ever, come join us at Transjama! Just watch out for those rebellious chickens…

BotheredBlox in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Do you crave excitement and chaos in your virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and secret underground lairs. Our server is home to a community of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to keep you on your toes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to start a llama racing league? We support that too.

But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a penchant for stealing people’s diamonds and leaving behind cheesy love notes. And rumor has it that there’s a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the server and turn it into a chicken utopia.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then join us today. Just remember to watch your back and always keep a stack of enchanted golden apples handy. You never know what craziness awaits you in our wacky world!

Mad Minecraft Server

Agitation, anger, annoyance, Behavior, emotions, exasperation, Frustration, fury, incitement, indignation, irritants, Irritation, mad, Minecraft, Outrage, provocation, Psychology, reactions, Server, triggers, vexation, Wrath

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1065
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Towns Built:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Emeralds Found:	8968	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy sheep? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make your brain explode with excitement!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right, pigs as your trusty steeds! And don’t even get us started on the flying llamas armed with laser beams – they’re a force to be reckoned with!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you manage to find and tame this majestic creature, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies)!

So why does our server make so many people mad? Because they can’t handle the sheer awesomeness and insanity that awaits them! Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other in the Minecraft universe!

PettyPeeves Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7580
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	167
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Are you tired of getting angry over the little things in life? Join our Minecraft SMP and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world! We have a special anger management program where you can unleash your rage on unsuspecting creepers and zombies. Plus, our community is full of hilarious pranksters who will keep you laughing so hard you’ll forget what made you angry in the first place. So come join us and let’s turn that frown upside down!

Low Baba’s Fun Minecraft Server

aggravation, Agitation, anger, annoyance, auuugh, Babas, discontent, displeasure, exasperation, Frustration, Fun, fury, indignation, ire, Irritation, lowbaba, Minecraft, RAGE, Server, stress, Upset, vexation, Wrath

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8367
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava-filled caves and zombie-infested mines! Plus, we have a petting zoo where you can tame and ride giant chickens into battle against evil creepers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of talking pigs who will teach you the ancient art of bacon magic. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

NoGamesMC Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	455
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old games and rules? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and unpredictable that even we don’t know what’s going on half the time!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. Or how about building a house only to have it randomly explode every time you step inside? It’s like a real-life game of Minesweeper, but with more explosions and llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a battle of wits and feathers, you’ll earn the title of Chicken Whisperer and gain the ability to summon an army of chicken minions to do your bidding.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t ask us why it’s called “NO GAMESI DONT KNOW WHY” – we’re still trying to figure that out ourselves!

SnapcraftMC

aggravation, Agitation, anger, annoyance, buttons pushed, easily triggered, exasperation, Frustration, hot buttons, incitement, Irritation, Pet Peeves, provocation, short fuse, SnapcraftMC, stress, trigger points, triggers, vexation

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8463
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	30

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Look no further, because our server is here to push you to your breaking point in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, gravity-defying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a server more chaotic and entertaining than this one. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you can keep your cool in the face of absolute mayhem!

StressCraft 3000

Agitation, anxiety, Burnout, discomfort, exhaustion, insomnia, irritability, mental health, mindfulness, nervousness, overwhelm, Panic, PRESSURE, Relaxation, restlessness, self-care, stress, StressCraft, Tension, unease, worry

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	851
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, gravity-defying builds, and mobs that will make you question your sanity.

Forget about relaxation, because on our server, chaos reigns supreme! From lava-filled parkour courses to zombie pigmen flash mobs, you’ll never have a dull moment. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes (or steals your diamonds, you never know).

So why waste your time on those snooze-fest servers when you can join us for a rollercoaster of mayhem and madness? Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again!

CrazyCraft!

Agitation, Behavior, changes in appetite, crazycraft, delusions, disorganized thinking, emotions, erratic behavior, Hallucinations, instability, irrational thoughts, ISOLATION, lack of self-care, long tail: how to recognize mental instability, mental health, mood swings, PARANOIA, signs, sleep disturbances, social withdrawal, subtle signs of mental illness, unusual beliefs

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6044
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Emeralds Found:	6360
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	11

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you crazies out there!

Join us if you want to witness the most epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you’re more into the thrill of hunting down elusive pink sheep that drop enchanted golden apples when you shear them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Creeper Disco Party” where players can dance the night away with exploding green creatures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the deranged Enderman King who challenges players to a game of Minecraft-themed trivia for fabulous prizes.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mentally unstable as you are, come join us and let the madness begin!

Meme Nihilism Minecraft SMP – The End is Near

bubble burst, CONTENT, crypto veteran, cult members, End.., FUNDAMENTALS, Investments, Loyal, meme, meme glory, Minecraft, money rushes, nihilism, political situation, smp, Telegram Community, temporary mania, token demand, Truth, uncertainty, utility projects, war prospects

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7720
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3702
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
New Chunks Explored:	481421	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, gold, and all the rarest items you can imagine. But shh, it’s a secret!

2. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you.

3. We have a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn for 24 hours. Who wouldn’t want to fly around the server on a majestic unicorn?

4. Our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and dance. You’ll never be bored with our lively piggy friends around!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Elven Design Minecraft Server

Anime, character creation, character designs, character portrayal, creative choices, criticism, cultural appropriation, design, design flaws, disgrace, Elven, Elves, FANTASY, fantasy genre, fantasy races, fantasy world, fictional characters, isekai, Manga, Minecraft, OTHERWORLDLY, real elves, Server, world-building

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2351
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of seeing those cringy Isekai character designs that just don’t do justice to real elves? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Our elves are so realistic, they’ll make Legolas himself jealous. Join us and immerse yourself in a world where elves actually look like elves, not some weird anime knock-offs. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where elves rule the land and you can live out your wildest fantasy of being a mystical forest creature. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to those embarrassing Isekai designs once and for all!

Fish Tank Live Minecraft SMP #425

#fishtankislive, #youtube, Clips, Fish, fishnet.gg, fishtank live, fishtank live archive, fishtank live preseason, ftl3, JET IT UP, Live, m3u playlist, Minecraft, News, October 27th, PreSeason, S2 episode 2, season 3, Show Archives, smp, socials, Sunday episodes, TANK, Thread, Website

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3635
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Emeralds Found:	2391	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Are you ready to JET IT UP in the most epic Minecraft SMP ever?! Season 3 is coming on October 27th (tentative date) and you do not want to miss out on the craziness that is about to go down. Our latest episode is out now on YouTube and our website, featuring ridiculous shenanigans and epic builds that will blow your mind.

Join us every Sunday for new episodes that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Watch here at https://www.fishtank.live or on our YouTube channel @fishtankislive. And don’t forget to check out our m3u playlist for some sick tunes to accompany your Minecraft adventures.

Follow us on social media at https://x.com/fishtankislive and join our community on https://boards.fishnet.gg/ to connect with other players and share your own insane stories from the server. And if you want to relive the madness, check out our show archives at https://www.fishtank.live/archive and https://www.fishtank.live/clips.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos, build something epic, and join us on this wild ride that is sure to leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. See you in the game, and remember – JET IT UP!!!!!!!!!!! Edition/FTL/ News is the place to be for all your Minecraft SMP needs.

Noob Haven Minecraft Server

AliAs, Anonymity, custom OS, Data Protection, digital footprint, Haven, History, Ip:, Matches, Minecraft, names, no trails, noob, Nothing, online presence, online safety, Posts, privacy, SECURITY, Server, Shit, Slides, TRILLIONS, vpn

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3253
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	110	Endless Night Skies:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so top secret, even the FBI can’t track it? Look no further, because our server is so stealthy, it doesn’t even show up in search results! Our custom operating system will have you feeling like a hacker extraordinaire as you navigate through our endless virtual worlds. Join us and become a master of disguise with trillions of names and aliases to choose from. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave (mainly because you won’t be able to find your way back)!

Caca Poopoo’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, bathroom blues, bathroom humor, bathroom problems, Bowel Movements, Caca, CacaPoopoo, comedic relief, digestive issues, Epic, funny poop, gross humor, humorous anecdotes, Minecraft, nothing to live for, poop humor, poop jokes, poop life, poop struggles, Poopoos, shat, smp, stinky situations, toilet humor, toilet troubles

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7053
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	2862
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Towns Built:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Meteorites Collected:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who goes by the name “No 5” and let’s just say, he’s had a rough time. He shat and now he has nothing to live for, but he’s determined to make the most out of his Minecraft experience. Join our server and witness the epic journey of No 5 as he navigates through the world, trying to find purpose once again. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own reason to keep on crafting and building in this crazy world. So come join us and see what adventures await on our server!

Crafty Average American – AMA Minecraft Server

4chan, AMA, American, american culture, Average, Average American, cheap microwave dinners, condoms, Crafty, daily routine, food pantry, get a massage, go home, local pedophile, Make Out, meet girlfriend, Minecraft, putting stickers on signs, relationship goals, Server, skip class, Social Activism, trollface shirt, Wake Up, walk around town

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3009
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	279	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Animals Bred:	133	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than skipping class to put stickers on signs! Our server is so lit, you’ll be changing into a trollface shirt and making out with your Minecraft girlfriend in no time. And don’t worry, we have plenty of cheap microwave dinners and condoms at our food pantry for you to snag while making fun of local pedophiles. Plus, we offer exclusive massages for all our players, just like the ones you’d post about on 4chan. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Kama Bla Minecraft SMP Bros

/b/ros, Backlash, BLA, bros, communist DEI hire, controversy, criticism, discrimination, Diversity, employees, equality, forum, hiring practices, inclusion, internet culture, Kama, meme, Minecraft, Online Community, smp, social media, Uh oh Kamabla, Unions, Workplace

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8637
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Alien Abductions:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Love Letters Sent:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where even the unions are getting in on the action, protesting against the communist DEI hire. That’s right, things are getting so crazy even the mobs are joining in on the chaos. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of diamond theft. Who knows what will happen next on this insane server!

VANILLA SERVER WITH BUNES 1.19.3 + Minecraft server

1.19.3, Active, Adventure, BUILD, bunes, Community, Economy, Explore, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, java edition, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plugins, Server, Survival, Updates, Vanilla, vanilla server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7181
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dimension Hops:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	922	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

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Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6207
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join us and see if you can find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the most notorious Minecraft character of all time!

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the Ender Dragon would struggle to complete it. Can you reach the top and claim the title of Parkour King?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Country Boy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1126
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	110403	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Potions Brewed:	86	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Dimension Hops:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Oh, honey, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream base while dodging pranks from mischievous players.

Our community is full of characters, from a cow whisperer who can tame any mob with a single moo to a redstone genius who can create contraptions that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hunts that lead to secret loot stashes hidden across the map.

But the real reason you should join? The annual llama race, where players saddle up their trusty llamas and race through obstacle courses for the chance to win rare items and bragging rights. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!