BotherBlockerCraft

Frustration, Peeve, Distress, annoyance, Trouble

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Do you long for a server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your Minecraft dreams!

Join us and witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie villagers! Build your own castle made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as it gets attacked by an army of angry llamas! Swim in a pool of lava while riding a pig wearing a top hat!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can trade with villagers for enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to shoot fireballs from your eyes! Or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess and watch as it tries to cheat by using its wings to knock over the pieces!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant slime, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

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makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

makes you mad, agitate, Incense, annoyance, Upset

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

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ChessMatesNursingHomeFun

scrambled eggs, Staff, cognitive decay, chess nerd, disrupt

Looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge your strategic skills and make you feel like a grandmaster? Look no further than our server, where you can face off against the legendary chess champion “Josh”!

Join our server and engage in epic chess battles with a 97-year-old former national champion who will give you a run for your money. Watch out, he may not remember what day it is, but he sure knows how to checkmate like a boss!

One player, let’s call him “Bob”, dared to challenge Josh and ended up getting schooled for 6 hours straight. Josh may have missed dinner, but he sure made Bob rethink his chess skills.

So, if you’re up for a challenge and want to test your chess prowess against a seasoned veteran, join our server now! Who knows, you may even get called a “young punk” by Josh himself. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to play against the meanest old buzzard in the chess world!

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CO2 Power Plant Fun

electricity, Fun, single-cell protein, protein synthesis, power

yo, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where u can literally produce protein from CO2 and electricity? like, imagine ur character in the game just straight up making protein out of thin air. it’s like some mad scientist sh*t, but in minecraft.

our server has this crazy recirculating anaerobic-aerobic bioprocess that will blow ur mind. u can be like the ultimate eco-warrior, saving the planet one block at a time. plus, who wouldn’t want to flex on their friends with their own protein production system in minecraft?

so come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server out there. trust me, once u start producing protein in the game, u won’t wanna play anywhere else. it’s like living in a sci-fi movie, but in block form. #proteinpower #minecraftmadness

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Altheria Worldbuilding

alliances, Roleplay, Community, Fun, Geopolitics

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Name	Altheria Minecraft Server
Focus	Geopolitics, worldbuilding, player-run economies and nations
IP Address	play.altheria.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/DCFbcPAj7n
Bedrock Support	Port 25565

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

What is the concept of the server?

The server focuses on geopolitics, worldbuilding, player-run economies, and nations. Players can create their own towns, build economies, and engage in wars and alliances.

When did the server launch?

The server just launched today.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the IP address play.altheria.net

Is there support for Bedrock edition?

Yes, the server supports Bedrock edition with port 25565.

How can I stay connected with other players?

You can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/DCFbcPAj7n

Oshi Mute GoXLR Hub 1.20.1

Oshi, streaming setup, streaming, husband, control

Yo, bro, forget about all that drama and come join our Minecraft server! We got creepers that explode in rainbow colors and pigs that wear sunglasses.

And get this, our Ender Dragon is actually a secret K-pop idol in disguise. You gotta see it to believe it, man.

Plus, our chat is filled with memes that will make you question reality. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build some pixelated madness together!

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BabyCraft Minecraft Server

Friends, ObGyn, horror stories, saturday, supervision

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and battling zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with treasure, guarded by a team of llamas in armor. If you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft journey of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

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ScratchCraftGFBDay

birthday gift, Cats, Pets, long term relationship, gift giving

Are you tired of boring gifts like flowers and chocolates for your significant other’s birthday? Join our Minecraft server and learn how to surprise your partner with the purr-fect gift, just like this player did with a scratching post for their girlfriend’s cats! Who needs diamonds when you can give the gift of a happy feline friend? Join now and level up your gift-giving game to epic proportions!

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KidSaidWhatMinecraftSMP

Innocence, Experience, memorable, eye-opening, perspective shift

Yo, so like, have you ever been on a Minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? Well, let me tell you about this epic SMP that will blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying llamas wearing top hats and monocles. And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of saplings! It’s like a dream come true, man.

But wait, there’s more! The villagers are actually secret agents working for a potato mafia, and the only way to gain their trust is by doing the chicken dance while juggling golden apples. And don’t even get me started on the Nether, bro. It’s like a disco inferno with zombie pigmen breakdancing and ghasts spitting fireballs like they’re at a rap battle.

So if you want to join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP, just hit me up and I’ll send you the secret code word to enter this magical world. Trust me, once you see a cow riding a minecart while playing the saxophone, you’ll never want to leave. Let’s get weird, my dudes!

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PainCraft: The Ultimate Challenge

dull, PainCraft, distressing, Misery, Pain

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate challenge of navigating through a world made entirely of lava! Forget about falling into a pit of creepers, here you’ll be dodging fiery death at every turn. Can you handle the heat or will you burn out?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of zombie pigmen who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Watch in awe as they bust out their best moves while trying to take you down. It’s a dance battle like no other!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a secret treasure guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies riding on the backs of giant chickens. Will you be brave enough to face this ridiculous challenge and claim the loot for yourself?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the weirdest and wildest adventures you’ll ever encounter. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a bucket of water to cool off those burning toes!

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Agitate