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ShowerCraft: Clean Bed Edition

aging, Bed.., Boundaries, clean, cleanliness, comfort, Communication, Conflict, Edition, family, guests, health, Hospitality, hygiene, in-laws, relationships, Schedule, sensitivity, ShowerCraft, showering, Sleeping, smell, ventilation

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4538
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where cleanliness is key? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee all players must shower at least twice a week in real life before logging in!

Join us and experience the fresh scent of a well-showered community. Say goodbye to the stench of neglect and hello to the sweet aroma of hygiene. Our in-game beds are as fresh as a daisy, thanks to our strict showering policy.

Don’t let your in-game experience be ruined by the foul odor of unwashed players. Join our server and enjoy a truly fragrant gaming experience. And remember, if you don’t shower, you’re out! So lather up and get ready for some squeaky clean fun!

BlockyDeathPredictor

accident, aging, BlockyDeathPredictor, causes of death, coping with death, death, end of life, existential questions, fate, fear of death, health, life expectancy, life span., medical conditions, morbidity, mortality, mortality rate, natural causes, personal beliefs, terminal illness, uncertainty

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1082
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Runes Activated:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	New Chunks Explored:	948128
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Villages Defended:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only way to die is by falling off a cliff or getting blown up by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can die in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways imaginable!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry chickens stampede towards you, pecking you to death with their beaks of doom. Or maybe you’re just minding your own business when a group of evil llamas gang up on you and spit toxic goo in your face. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus of Doom, a cursed plant that will chase you down and impale you with its prickly spikes if you dare to get too close. And let’s not forget about the haunted villagers who will haunt your dreams and steal your precious loot.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where death is not only inevitable, but also incredibly entertaining, then join us now and see how you’ll meet your hilarious demise! Just remember to watch out for those killer bunnies…

BoomerCraft SMP

aging, aging gracefully, aging gracefully quotes, aging gracefully skincare, aging gracefully tips, aging process, BoomerCraft, embracing aging, feeling older, getting old, getting older, getting older gracefully, getting older quotes, getting wiser, growing old, signs of aging, signs of aging in men, signs of aging in women, signs of getting old, smp, wisdom comes with age

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8081
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Crops Grown:	5728
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

You know you’re getting old when you start reminiscing about the good ol’ days of Minecraft, when you used to spend hours building epic structures and battling mobs. But fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to bring back that youthful energy and excitement!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, engage in epic battles with evil llamas, and discover hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. Our community is full of quirky characters, from a talking parrot who gives out sage advice to a mischievous enderman who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary legend of the legendary legend. Rumor has it that deep within the depths of our world lies a mythical creature known as the Diamond Dragon, who guards a hoard of precious gems beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face this fearsome foe and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3284
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Emeralds Found:	7511
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

PixelPeenPurge

aging, body image, Boundaries, Communication, emotional reactions, husband, Insecurity, Intimacy, Jealousy, Marriage, nude photos, past gifts, personal boundaries, PixelPeenPurge, postpartum, Reassurance, relationships, self esteem, self worth, Trust

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3480
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you entertained for hours on end? Look no further than our server, where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring virtual worlds while dealing with real-life relationship drama. Who needs soap operas when you can witness a husband getting caught red-handed with a secret stash of naughty photos from his wife’s younger days? Will he delete them or will she have to unleash her wrath in the virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn. From secret love affairs between players to epic battles over virtual property, you never know what will happen next. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a love triangle with a creeper and a zombie!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, in our world, anything can happen – even a 70-year-old husband still ogling his wife’s 22-year-old photos!

BoomerCraft2021

“Youth, Adulthood, age catching up, aging, BoomerCraft2021, creaky joints, feeling old, feeling out of touch, feeling tired, getting older, grandchildren, grey hair, looking back, Memories, Nostalgia, past experiences, Reminiscing, Retirement, slowing down, time passing, wrinkles

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5454
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Dragon Eggs Found:	2425	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3

Do you remember when creepers used to be cute little green blobs? Yeah, me neither. But on our server, we’ve got a time machine that can take you back to the good ol’ days of Minecraft! Join us and relive the nostalgia of punching trees and getting blown up by creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, he’ll grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, and a pet dragon).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons!

BoomerCraft SMP

age gracefully, age-related changes, aging, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft, embracing aging, feeling old, getting old, getting older, getting wiser, gray hair, growing old, Memory Loss, midlife crisis, Retirement, senior moments, signs of aging, slowing down, smp, time passing, wisdom comes with age, wrinkles

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1548
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in the Minecraft world? Join our SMP and never have another “I’m getting old” moment again! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is doing the Renegade dance. We’ve got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween. So come join us and never worry about aging in Minecraft again!

so /tv/ Minecraft SMP, I understand you’re getting older

aging, aging gracefully, embracing age, Entertainment, getting old, getting older, getting wiser, growing up, Maturity, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Older, Reflection, Reminiscing, series, shows, smp, television, time passing, TV, understand, watching TV, wisdom, Youre

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	685
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1303	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our wacky and wild SMP where the admins are actually a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if you log in one day to find your house turned into a giant cake or your farm overrun by dancing chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have their own currency and economy. Trade with them for rare items and unlock hidden quests that will take you on epic adventures across the server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those mischievous pandas!

CraftyCaregiver

aging, Assistance, Boundaries, Caregiver, Caretaker, Communication, CraftyCaregiver, Decision making, Elderly, Expectations, family, finances, Financial Planning, future planning, HCOL area, Long Term Care, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Support

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1560
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Crops Grown:	8648	Enchantments Applied:	296

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about taking care of anyone’s virtual parents? Look no further! Join our server where the only caregiving you’ll have to do is for your pixelated crops and animals.

We understand the struggle of balancing in-game responsibilities with real-life obligations, so rest assured that you won’t have to deal with any unexpected virtual family drama here. Our server is a drama-free zone, unless you count the epic battles between players for resources and territory!

So come join us and escape the stress of real life responsibilities. Build your dream virtual world without the worry of becoming a full-time caregiver for anyone’s pixelated parents. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

LiveUntilOurMinecraft SMPFeeling

aging, anxiety, boomer privilege, cancers, die young, fatalistic outlook, fear, Future, health concerns, health risks, life expectancy, lifestyle choices, live until 80s, LiveUntilOurMinecraft, Longevity, medical advancements, mortality, pessimism, SMPFeeling, societal trends, uncertainty, weird feeling

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1596
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

Kevin’s BootyCraft Minecraft Server

BootyCraft, Kevin Nash Rape Assault Sexual violence Trauma Black men Detroit Ninety-two Horrifying Helpless Justice Crying Suffering Pain Humiliation Brutality Survival Resilience Recovery Awareness, kevin’s, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9130
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the legend of Kevin Nash’s butt lives on! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Witness men in Kevin’s ass, in different shades from brown to brass, all because his butt was…wait for it…RAPED! That’s right, his butt was the victim of a heinous crime by fourteen n*ggers who had no saviors in sight. But fear not, Diesel is crying, semen is flying, and Kevin’s butt is the talk of the town.

In Detroit, Kevin was defenseless and the blackies were pleased as they devoured his ass for dinner. No judge found them guilty, and Kevin felt like he was being railed by horses. But don’t worry, his butt was raped [3x] and the whole world now knows the fate of Big Sexy’s sphincter.

So come on down to our server, where panties are falling, Wolfie is bawling, and Big Zesty is crawling. Will to live has fallen, but the fun has just begun. Join us for a summer of ’92 you’ll never forget, where you’ll be glad it wasn’t you getting your butt raped [3x].

Don’t miss out on the action-packed guitar solos, the crying and pleading from Kevin R. Nash, and the black erections rising. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

BlockyFamilyDrama

Abuse, BELIEF, BlockyFamilyDrama, blood family, Boundaries, Cheating, Court, Evidence, family, forgiveness, GOD, Harassment, healing, love, Manipulation, parental rights, rejection, sibling, step dad, Support, Trauma

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5016
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Dragons Tamed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your crazy family? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven away from all the madness. Join us and build your own virtual family with our friendly community of players.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with abusive dads or crazy stepmoms trying to force you into their dysfunctional family dynamic. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft.

Plus, if you ever need a break from the chaos, just log on and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. So come join us and leave all the family drama behind – we promise, no one will try to guilt trip you into joining their “loving family” here!

CerealCraft: Where Toys Are Still Cool!

Breakfast, CEREAL, CerealCraft, CHANGE, Childhood, Collectibles, Competition, consumerism, Cool, creativity, Disappointment, incentives, Kids, Marketing, Nostalgia, packaging, Prizes, profit, promotions, regulations, Toys, trends

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9508
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ores Mined:	8773
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old cereal with no fun surprises? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll make sure you never have a dull moment again! Our virtual cereal bowls are filled with epic loot and crazy prizes that will make you feel like a kid again. From diamond swords to enchanted armor, you never know what you’ll find in your breakfast bowl. So come join us and start your day off right with a heaping bowl of adventure and excitement!

SushiCraft Minecraft Server

Alarming, deaths, Fatalities, health, INCREASE, investigation, Japan, Japanese supplement, Medical, Minecraft, News, public health, Rise, Safety, Server, side effects, Sudden, Supplements, SushiCraft, Tragedy, update, Warning

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2724
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Buildings Constructed:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the deadly japanese supplement that is killing players left and right! we have hidden caves filled with diamonds and secret potions that can protect u from the deadly supplement! only the bravest players can survive and conquer this server, so join now before it’s too late! plus, our server has a pet panda that can do backflips and shoot lasers from its eyes, how cool is that?! come join the madness and see if u have what it takes to survive the chaos!

BlockyLove: A Minecraft Marriage

BlockyLove, Marriage, Minecraft

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3342
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Runes Activated:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like, da bomb diggity, man. Like, dis server is so lit, even a happily married couple decided to stop living just so dey could play on it together in da afterlife.

We got like, crazy challenges and quests dat will make u pee ur pants with excitement. Like, one time dis dude tried to tame a creeper as a pet and it actually worked. Now he’s got a pet creeper named Bob who follows him around and blows up stuff on command.

And don’t even get me started on da PvP battles. It’s like a freakin’ war zone up in here, man. U gotta be on ur toes at all times or u might get rekt by some noob with a wooden sword.

So come join us on dis server and experience da madness for urself. Who knows, maybe u’ll even meet ur soulmate and decide to stop living just so u can play Minecraft together forever.

REDE MTV

advancement, Cash, Farms, MCMMO, Mini Games, Minions, MONEY, RANK, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7895
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3

vanilla survival with advancement to top1 mcmmo, rank, money, cash and much more with assistant minions to help with farms

104.234.224.212:25729

ArcticChill Minecraft Server

ArcticChill, bitter cold, bone-chilling, bundle up, chilly, cold, cold snap, cold weather, Freezing, Frigid, Frostbite, frosty, Harsh, help needed, hypothermia, ICY, Minecraft, Server, Shivering, subzero temperatures, Winter, winter blues, winter chill

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8225
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of freezing your blocky butt off in this harsh winter weather? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a virtual world where the sun is always shining and the only ice you’ll see is in your cool drinks by the poolside.

Our server is so hot, it’ll melt the snow off your pixelated nose and warm your pixelated toes. Plus, we have a secret underground lava spa where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and building.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to winter woes! Your virtual paradise awaits, my friend.

CraftyTime Travel Minecraft Server

100 meters, achievement, athletic accomplishment, Athletics, CraftyTime, fast runner, German athlete, GROUNDBREAKING, historical moment, History, milestone, Minecraft, record-breaking, Running, Server, SPEED, speed record, sports, sprinting, track and field, track history, travel, under 10 seconds, World record

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4980
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Crops Grown:	5184
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Yesterday, our server made history too! We had the first player ever build a castle in under 10 seconds – and it was made entirely out of diamond blocks! Join us and be a part of the madness as we break records left and right. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. The possibilities are endless on our server – come join the fun!

JunkDrawerCraft

cleaning up, clutter, decluttering, hoarding tendencies, home organization, household items, junk collection, junk drawer, junk drawer essentials, JunkDrawerCraft, knick knacks, messy drawer, Minimalism, miscellaneous items, odds and ends, organization, organizing chaos, random objects, sorting through junk, storage solutions, tidying up

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8237
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Towns Built:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate junk drawer of the Minecraft world! Why settle for just any old server when you can join ours and experience the chaos and madness that comes with it?

Our server is so wild that the only item a junk drawer must have before becoming a true junk drawer is a diamond-encrusted rubber chicken! Yes, you heard that right. This rare and valuable item is the key to unlocking all the craziness that our server has to offer.

But that’s not all! Once you join our server, you’ll be greeted by a band of mischievous llamas who will guide you through our wacky world. From giant floating islands made entirely of cake to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs a regular old junk drawer when you can have a diamond-encrusted rubber chicken and llamas as your guides?

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4323
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Divine Spears Created:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz we got BOOMERS running wild and causing chaos! These Boomers ain’t like ur regular old folks, they be out here griefing and trolling like there’s no tomorrow. But hey, that’s what makes our server so lit!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle, when suddenly a group of Boomers roll up in their wheelchairs and start TNT-ing everything in sight. It’s a total mayhem, but hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground Boomer fight club where these oldies duke it out in epic battles. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Boomer take down a creeper with nothing but a cane and some denture cream.

So come on down to our server and witness the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring some earplugs, ’cause these Boomers can get pretty rowdy!