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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 1321 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 48 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Farms Harvested: | 862 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!
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