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BoomerSMP: How old am I?
aging, aging awareness, aging changes, aging gracefully, aging observations, aging process, aging realization, aging reflection, aging self-awareness, aging self-perception, aging self-realization, aging self-reflection, aging signs, aging symptoms, BoomerSMP, getting old, getting older, noticing age, signs of aging, signs of getting oldSo like, I was playing on this Minecraft SMP and I noticed I was getting old when I couldn’t keep up with all the young whippersnappers building crazy contraptions and slaying dragons left and right. I mean, I used to be the king of the server, but now I’m just a sad old man trying to remember where I left my diamond pickaxe. But hey, if you wanna join this SMP, you can relive my glory days and maybe even surpass them! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons. It’s lit, fam. So come join us and let’s make some memories before we all turn into Minecraft boomers. -
CraftyNeets – Where mining diamonds is our version of a 9-5 job!
active income, affiliate marketing, CraftyNEETs, diamonds, Digital Marketing, e commerce, economics, Entrepreneurship, financial independence, freelance, home-based, internet, Job, Jobless, local area, Mining, NEET, online business, passive income, school dropout, self-employment, SELLING, theory, VersionAre you tired of being a neet larping as a neet? Join our Minecraft server and start making money in the most outrageous ways possible! Build a virtual empire selling pixelated goods to other players, or embark on epic quests to find hidden treasures and sell them for virtual riches. Who needs a job or school when you can be a virtual entrepreneur in our wacky world of blocky adventures? Join now and say goodbye to your neet days forever! -
Welcome to ExeosCraft, the only server where even the chickens have McMMO skills! Economy, Pets, and tons of laughter!
bedrock, Charity, chickens, cross-platform, Custom Plugins, Discord, Economy, ExeosCraft, Fairness, giving back, hard difficulty, Inclusivity, java, Land Claim, Laughter, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Lgbtqia, MCMMO, Permanent World, Pets, Player-Driven Updates, Server, Skills, smp, Stability, Strong Economy, TONS, Trailer Link., Zero Pay-To-WinExplore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQIA+ SMP!
Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Got money? Keep it. Any money we generate goes completely to charity.
Why Choose Us?
Stability Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! Zero Pay-To-Win Fairness for all players is what we promise to sustain. Giving Back Excess donations support various charities and giveaways. Inclusivity Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome here as ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL. Custom Plugins Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, while keeping things far from boring. Cross-Platform Tuned for both Java and Bedrock, with features specific for Bedrock players that are completely unique! Our Features:
- Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever
- Level-Up System
- Pets
- Land Claim
- McMMO
- Strong Economy
- Leaderboards
- Hard Difficulty
- Player-Driven Updates
Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.
Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com
Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132
Discord: https://discord.com/invite/exeoscraft
Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU
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Crafting Cumrades – North American Adventure
197198946, actress, Adventure, American, beauty, brunette, Canada, Celebrity, Crafting, Cum, Cumrades, Edition, Entertainment, fashion, film, Hollywood, Lilly Collins, mexico, north, North America, red carpet, Style, TALENTED, television, UsaAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha!Join us for epic adventures and quests that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a llama into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off – the possibilities are endless!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll gain the power to turn into a block of cheese at will. Who wouldn’t want that kind of cheesy goodness?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the hilarity ensue! Who knows, you might even run into Lilly Collins herself, building a castle made of marshmallows and unicorn tears. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
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FurryCraft: Where even the creepers are getting in touch with their wild side
adult content, animal, art, career, cartoon, cocks, college, Creative, CREEPERS, drawing, FANTASY, fast food, Furry, Furrycraft, Job, MONEY, NSFW, Passion, porn, Side, skill, talent, Touch, Wild, WolfAre you tired of working at a boring fast food joint to pay for college? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner furry artist! Imagine the possibilities of drawing wolf cocks and making three times the money you would at a regular job. Who needs a college degree when you can be a furry porn artist extraordinaire? Join now and start living your wildest dreams! -
Moons Over My Crafty [Vanilla] Whitelist
24/7, anti cheat, anti-grief, application, Community, Crafty, Dedicated, Discord, discord server, Dynmap, Economy, Lag, Moons, multiplayer, private server, Server, smp, Staff, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist process, WhitelistedLunarCraft Season 2 Overview
Feature Description Player Oriented Economy An economy system that revolves around player interactions. Anti-Grief Protection Measures in place to prevent griefing and ensure a safe environment. Anti-Cheats Implemented to maintain fairness and integrity in gameplay. Small, Tight-knit Playerbase A community of players who are closely knit and supportive. Responsive Staff Team Moderators who are quick to address any concerns or issues. Welcoming Community A friendly environment where all are welcome. Dynmap A live map to help players navigate and explore the world. Started 4/20/2024 FAQ
Who Are We?
LunarCraft is a survival SMP server modeled after servers like HermitCraft. We aim to deliver a vanilla experience with only common SMP plugins. Players must be above 16 years old with a level of maturity.
Why LunarCraft?
The server runs 24/7 on a dedicated server to ensure no lag. It has experienced moderators and a welcoming community. The server is active but not crowded.
How to Join?
To join, you must be whitelisted through a short application on our discord server: https://discord.gg/vZtSBApe
Contact Information
For any questions or concerns, feel free to add “mutson” on discord.
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DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers can’t stop laughing!
Ambassador, CREEPERS, DerpyCraft, great matches, heel turn, house of cucks, LAUGHING, over faces, spooky, STOPAre you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and become the ambassador of the blocky world, showing off your great matches and skills to all who dare to challenge you.But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret faction called the House of Cucks, where we turn our players into spooky and mysterious beings that will leave your enemies shaking in their pixelated boots. So come join us and experience the madness and mayhem that only our server can offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!