Our server is like therapy, but with creepers and lava instead of boring old couches and therapists. You can work through your self-hate by punching trees, fighting off zombies, and creating the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. Plus, our community is so supportive that they’ll cheer you on every step of the way, even if you accidentally blow up your own house (again).
So why waste time hating yourself in real life when you could be hating yourself in Minecraft instead? Join our server today and let the self-loathing begin!
Join our server and become part of a wacky community where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Explore our vast world filled with secret caves, hidden treasure, and the occasional wandering creeper looking for a hug (or an explosion, we’re not really sure).
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots rainbow fireballs and can fly you to the moon and back in record time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of Notch himself, who occasionally pops in to give players diamond swords and enchanted armor (or maybe just to mess with their heads, who knows?).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your creativity run wild! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky griefers and lava traps, because in this world, anything can happen (and probably will).
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Server IP: defend.avalon.today
Avalon is Under Attack!
You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. By joining a kingdom or creating your own, you can fight evil together. Can you discover all of Avalon’s secrets and defeat the Great Evil?
Avalon is an mmoRPG that combines elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft. With over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of storyline, 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops, you’ve never seen a server like this.
| Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman! |
| NPC-based Questing |
| Keep Inventory enabled |
| 14 Daily Raid Bosses with epic rewards! |
| Dungeons |
| Custom Skills and Magic Spells! |
| Custom Armor & Weapons |
| Custom Crafting |
| Co-operative Towny environment |
| Silk Touch Spawners |
| Crates, Voting, Banking |
| Pets – Capture mobs/animals and level them up! |
| Global Market system and Auctions |
[1] No griefing or stealing
[2] No scamming
[3] Be respectful
[4] Be ethical
[5] Use common sense
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes! Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as they come, so get ready for some epic shenanigans and non-stop laughter.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. Do you have what it takes to outwit these sneaky camelids and claim the loot for yourself? Only the bravest and funniest players will succeed!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!
But beware, Lumi’s presence on the server is as fake as her streaming persona. She may talk the talk, but when it comes to actually playing the game, she’s as uninspired as they come. With a chat slower than a snail’s pace and mods making up most of the viewers, you’ll be left wondering if there’s any real entertainment value at all.
Join us on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the drama is the made-up stories we tell to keep things interesting. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness Lumi’s rise to fame (or fall from grace) right before your eyes. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!
We have players of all ages, from 50F moms to 19F daughters who argue about pregnancy and self-respect. Witness epic battles of words as they debate the merits of adoption versus childbirth!
But that’s not all – we also have heated discussions about misogyny, progressive attitudes, and the humiliation of pregnancy. You’ll never be bored on our server, where drama is always just around the corner.
So join now and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs mobs and mining when you have drama and debates? Join us today and get ready for the ride of your life!
Just like this mom stood her ground on her daughter’s name, you can stand your ground in our server and build your own virtual empire without anyone telling you what to do. Plus, we won’t make you fill out any paperwork – just jump right in and start playing!
So if you’re looking for a server where you can relax, have fun, and be in control, join us today! And remember, in our server, you can spell your name however you want – no judgment here!