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SurvivalCraft: Verbal Fluency Study
So, like, this server is like, totally gonna make you live forever, man. Like, if you can talk real good, you gonna be, like, immortal or something. Forget about all them other servers, this one is gonna, like, keep you alive with your words. And, like, if you can’t talk good, well, you better start practicing or you gonna, like, die or something. So, come join us and, like, talk your way to eternal life, dude. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic and stuff. -
MineCrafty Brain Boost
come join our epic minecraft server where we guarantee you will never develop dementia cuz you’ll be too busy crafting and mining for diamonds! our players have reported a 99% decrease in forgetfulness and a 100% increase in epic gaming skills after just one week on our server. plus, our virtual world is so immersive, you’ll forget all about the real world and never want to leave. join now and say goodbye to dementia forever! -
Crafty Blockheads: Vitamin B12 Fun
LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE VITAMIN B12 LEVELS HIGHER THAN A LLAMA ON A POGO STICK.UR BRAIN GONNA BE SO SHARP U CAN CUT DIAMONDS WITH IT.
WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA AND COWS THAT CAN SING OPERA.
COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WONKY MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE.
IF U DONT JOIN, U MIGHT MISS OUT ON FINDING THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-ENCASED CHEESEBURGER OF DESTINY.
SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE ALIENS ABDUCT ALL THE CREEPERS.
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Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.1
Bruh, forget about that depressing country, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got a virtual world that’s bursting with life and excitement. No old people here, just blocky adventures and endless possibilities! Who needs a dying country when you can have a thriving virtual community? Join us and escape the real world for some epic gaming fun! -
Brain Bucks – Money Mindset
come join dis epic minecraft server where ur brain structure and connectivity can help u become a financial genius!!!!! our players with healthier brain tissue and stronger connections between brain regions are killin it in da game, makin mad stacks of virtual cash!!!!!! u wanna be a baller in minecraft? den join us and flex ur financial skills like never before!!!!!!! don’t be a noob, come show off ur brain power on our server and dominate the competition!!!!!!! -
Dementia Craft: Smoke Showdown
yo yo yo, listen up all you minecraft lovers out there! do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you forget all about those pesky wildfires and dementia risks? well, do i have the server for you!this server is so lit, it’s like being exposed to wildfire smoke but in a good way, ya feel me? and get this, if you’re under 75 years old, your chances of getting dementia are even higher! who knew playing minecraft could be so beneficial for your brain health?
so come on down to our server and let’s get wild together! build, mine, and craft your way to victory while laughing in the face of dementia. join now and let’s show those wildfires who’s boss!
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Rural Minds: Ethnically Mental
Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you!Join our wacky world where we investigate neurocognitive disparities by playing Minecraft! Picture this: you’re a rural aging adult trying to survive in a world filled with crazy challenges and mind-bending puzzles.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that we have different ethnicities represented in the game, adding a whole new level of diversity and fun. Who knew mental health research could be this exciting?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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CognitiveCraft: Dementia Defense
hey u! ya u! r u tired of bein a noob in minecraft? well do i have da server for u! dis server is da bomb dot com, u know why? cuz we got a lifestyle intervention trial targetin dementia risk factors! ya u heard me right, we helpin old peeps improve their cognition while playin minecraft!join dis server and u will be part of an online multidomain lifestyle intervention to prevent cognitive decline! u will be randomized and controlled like never before! who needs regular minecraft servers when u can be part of dis crazy experiment?
so come on down and join da fun! who knows, maybe u will unlock hidden brain powers while buildin ur dream castle! don’t miss out on dis once in a lifetime opportunity!
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ForgetfulCraft: Dementia Edition
so like, u know how like, old people sometimes forget stuff and like, they don’t even know they got demenshia? well, on this server, u can forget stuff and not even know it too! join now and be part of the 85% of mexican americans who are like, totally clueless about their demenshia diagnosis! it’s like, a whole new level of forgetfulness, but in a fun and wacky minecraft world! come join us and lose your mind in the best way possible!