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  • BoomerBlocks

    BoomerBlocks

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember those days when you used to think eating broccoli was the worst thing ever? Well, this Minecraft server is like that broccoli – you didn’t appreciate it enough until you got older and realized how amazing it actually is!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within the enchanted forest.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves and skeletons try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare to have your mind blown with outrageous adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BootyCraft: Aging Like Fine Wine

    BootyCraft: Aging Like Fine Wine

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to worry about saggy butt implants again! Our virtual world is filled with magical potions that keep your character’s booty looking perky and fabulous for eternity.

    Join us for epic adventures where you can show off your perfectly sculpted derriere while battling dragons, building castles, and making friends with talking animals. Who needs real-life butt implants when you can have a flawless virtual behind that defies the laws of gravity?

    So come on, join our server and let your butt cheeks shine brighter than a diamond sword in the sunlight. Because in our world, the only thing that’s drooping is the jaws of envy from all the other players who wish they had your flawless backside.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BoomerCraft

    BoomerCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you starting to love more as you get older? Well, how about joining our Minecraft server where you can relive your childhood memories of building epic structures and battling creepers, but with a hilarious twist!

    Join us and embark on crazy adventures like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, or participating in epic dance-offs with skeletons. Our server is filled with wacky mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Sheep Jousting” that will have you laughing until you cry.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ. So come on, join us and let your inner child run wild in the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • 200YearLife Minecraft SMP

    200YearLife Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who cares about those anyway?).

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken race with the other players. The winner gets a diamond block and the losers have to wear chicken suits for a week. And that’s just the beginning! We have weekly events like lava parkour, zombie pigman rodeos, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself (spoiler alert: he’s actually a really good DJ).

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to live for 200 years thanks to our magical time-extending potion. Imagine all the diamonds you could mine, all the mobs you could slay, and all the epic bases you could build in two centuries! Plus, rumor has it that if you reach the ripe old age of 200, you’ll unlock the secret ability to fly on a giant rainbow-colored llama. Who wouldn’t want that?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a lifetime (or two) of laughs, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. Just remember, anything can happen on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AgeCraft: Forever Young

    AgeCraft: Forever Young

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of being judged by your age on other servers? come join us where age is just a number and everyone is a potato! yes, you heard right, a potato! we have a secret potato cult where we sacrifice creepers for the glory of the potato god.

    our server is filled with magical unicorns and flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. we have a rollercoaster that takes you through a portal to a land of endless cake and ice cream.

    if you join our server, you will be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. but beware, there is a curse that turns your skin into a giant pickle if you break the rules.

    so come join us and let your inner potato shine! who needs age when you can be a potato?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BoomerGamer Minecraft SMP

    BoomerGamer Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore or taming a wolf? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to feel young again!

    Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where age is just a number and the only thing that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in one go. Our community is filled with players who refuse to grow up, from grandmas who can out-mine any teenager to grandpas who can build redstone contraptions that will blow your mind.

    So if you want to turn back the clock and relive your youth, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even find the Fountain of Youth hidden deep within our virtual world. Just watch out for the zombie hordes guarding it – they’re grumpier than a toddler who missed naptime.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DislikeGrownUpLife Minecraft SMP

    DislikeGrownUpLife Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you long for the days of carefree fun and endless possibilities? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter.

    Our server is like a magical land where unicorns roam freely, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers do the Macarena. We have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a journey through time and space, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a lava parkour course that will test your parkour skills and your sanity.

    But that’s not all! We also have a community of players who are as wacky and wonderful as you are. From a talking parrot who gives out sage advice to a group of dancing llamas who throw the best parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join us today and rediscover the joy of being a kid again. Who needs adulting when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyGramps

    CraftyGramps

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you starting to dislike responsibilities, adulting, and bills as you get older? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the coolest castle or find the rarest diamond!

    Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and chickens wear sunglasses. We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and a group of rebellious sheep who are plotting to overthrow the evil cow dictator.

    Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are! So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your inner child run wild!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCougarHygieneTips

    CraftyCougarHygieneTips

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of sassy older women who are here to teach you the ultimate hygiene tips for your Minecraft avatar! From exfoliating with diamond blocks to using lava as a natural deodorant, these ladies have got you covered. Join now for a chance to learn from the wisest players in the game and maybe even snag yourself a sugar mommy to hook you up with all the best gear. Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind server experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Survive & Thrive: Last Man Standing

    Survive & Thrive: Last Man Standing

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server and become the ULTIMATE SURVIVOR! the longer you stay alive, the closer you get to becoming the OLDEST PERSON IN THE WORLD! imagine the bragging rights of outliving everyone else in the server. you’ll be a LEGEND, a LIVING LEGEND! plus, rumor has it that the longer you survive, the more powerful you become. you’ll have SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH and be able to summon UNICORNS to ride into battle. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. join now and start your journey to IMMORTALITY!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TuxCraft

    TuxCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hello! I’m Sunnival and i’m here to tell you about my server. Mainly, it’s an adventure map which I call Sign Hunt – explore a huge world made by mostly me and a few other helpers and find the 1000 hidden signs all over the map!

    Each sign has some kind of dumb reference on it and a button next to it. Press the button to mark that sign as found, and get the point for it! Signs are hidden everywhere that you can get to, so check every single corner and odd-looking spot. Some of the signs have more vulgar references, so if your mom is gonna get mad cause she saw the f-word in Minecraft, then consider that.

    Explore a sunken city, that same city but in the past and at its former glory, a volcano, hell, an old haunted manor, a UFO, and so many more fun and interesting areas! There are 52 areas total for you to explore and look for signs in. Some require the use of key items that you find during your adventure to get to!

    If you wanna take a break from the sign hunting for a bit, head on over to our survival world. It’s very bare-bones with zero rules, and has no commands to help you – that means no sethomes, land claiming, factions, warps, etc. Just you, other players, and the world.

    We always try to maintain a 100% uptime and are very laid back, so come chill on the server and have fun exploring and hanging out!

    Join our brand new server at “Tuxcraft.serverminer.com”! And join our discord at https://discord.gg/hnuufav

    tuxcraft.serverminer.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Tulip network

    Tulip network

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Tulip Network 🌷, the battlefield where excitement and strategy intertwine to deliver an epic experience! Enter our server designed to satisfy the desire for competition and challenge.

    Electrifying Modalities:

    On Tulip Network, choose between two intense mods: ArenaPVP and Skywars. Master the arena with skill and strategy, or brave the grave on floating islands. Victory is in your hands.

    Infinite Customization ✨:

    Stand out from the rest with our variety of cosmetics. From eye-catching looks to custom effects, you can express your style to women in your eyes. Make your presence on Tulip Network unforgettable!

    Disguises and Deceptions 🎭:

    Take strategy to the next level with the ability to disguise yourself. Surprise your rivals by adopting unexpected appearances and keeping them guessing in every confrontation. Cunning will take you far in Tulip Network.

    Original Maps:

    Explore our carefully designed maps for a unique gaming experience. From intricate battlefields in ArenaPVP to floating islands in Skywars, each map offers unique challenges and strategic opportunities.

    Beyond the Conventional 🚀:

    At Tulip Network, the fun has no limits. Immerse yourself in special events, unique challenges, and constant updates that keep your gaming experience fresh. There is always something new waiting for you.

    Join the Tulip Network and discover a world where competition meets strategy, and every match is an opportunity to prove your prowess. Are you ready for the adventure? Prepare for battle on Tulip Network, where the excitement never ends! 🚀 💥

    🎥 Visit our channel on YouTube! : (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyr2ARdsGrxAqVrYOH2S9rA)

    💬 Join our community on Discord (https://discord.gg/invite/SJDTJpart9)

    🐦 Follow us on Twitter!: https://twitter.com/TuliipNetwork)

    tulippvp.mysrv.us

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • vulcanmcv3

    vulcanmcv3

    New Minecraft Servers

    server with skyblock still being worked on need staff and pvp we also have nice owners and you can apply to thats coming soon on the website

    vulcanmcv3.playerservers.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Float mc

    Float mc

    New Minecraft Servers

    FLOAT MC…

    It is an Nepali server where can you get..Very nice ping…Lifesteal server … And very nice environment… As it is 12gb ram and no lagg and hang will be there so join fastt….

    play.floatmc.fun:25599

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SkyBlockCC

    SkyBlockCC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Teamwork isn’t just practiced at SkyBlockCC – it’s perfected. We make each day great, together. We create an exciting gaming atmosphere with a culture focused on fun and community

    SkyBlock 1.8.8: → Headhunting → Armor set bonus → Ore Generator → Spawner upgrades → 1.8 Optimized PvP (anti logging) → Custom AntiCheat → Ingame Ranks and 240 challenges → Minions → Cosmetics … and more!

    skyblock.cc:25580

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BreffCraft

    BreffCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    BrefffCraft is an up and coming server. Unlike most other servers, griefing, swearing, PvP, etc. IS ALLOWED! There are no rules!

    147.135.8.78:25580

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Magic mc

    Magic mc

    New Minecraft Servers

    A Life steal server best server with good ping

    Ip:MagicMc.pocketmc.net

    Discord:https://discord.com/invite/Y2BR8B7vQs

    Join fast gyzz

    MagicMc.pocketmc.net:28402

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FlipsideMc

    FlipsideMc

    New Minecraft Servers

    The best server to play Survival with Friends!!

    Looking for active Helpers! Staff Matur! Own and ingenious systems! Very friendly community!

    play.flipsidemc.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • OmegaCraft SMP

    OmegaCraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Our server is a lowkey smp server with little plugins. Most of our community is hosted on discord. We are just a small community that would be glad if you joined!

    54.39.152.170:25632

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Dragonia

    Dragonia

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server IP: mc.dragonia.xyz

    mc.dragonia.xyz

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP