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Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 8770 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 63 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7001 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a time machine disguised as a blocky world. That’s right, by playing on our server, you’ll actually reverse the aging process and become younger with each block you mine. Who needs botox when you have Minecraft, am I right?
So come join us on this wild ride of youth-restoring, denture-wielding, dragon-slaying fun! Who says getting old has to be boring? Let’s show those whippersnappers how it’s done!