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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 9275 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 2620 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
Mines Excavated: | 3712 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a time machine disguised as a blocky world. That’s right, by playing on our server, you’ll actually reverse the aging process and become younger with each block you mine. Who needs botox when you have Minecraft, am I right?
So come join us on this wild ride of youth-restoring, denture-wielding, dragon-slaying fun! Who says getting old has to be boring? Let’s show those whippersnappers how it’s done!