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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 6476 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
And like, if you’re starting to forget things, this server will jog your memory like no other, man. I swear, I saw this one guy who couldn’t remember where he put his diamonds, but after joining our server, he suddenly remembered that he buried them under a giant statue of a chicken, like what even bro?
So yeah, if you’re feeling old and boring, come join our Minecraft SMP and we’ll make you feel young and crazy again, it’s gonna be a blast, bro. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s top secret stuff, man. So come on, join us and let’s have the time of our lives, bro!