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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 9653 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 23 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Love Letters Sent: | 15 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 13 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
And like, if you’re starting to forget things, this server will jog your memory like no other, man. I swear, I saw this one guy who couldn’t remember where he put his diamonds, but after joining our server, he suddenly remembered that he buried them under a giant statue of a chicken, like what even bro?
So yeah, if you’re feeling old and boring, come join our Minecraft SMP and we’ll make you feel young and crazy again, it’s gonna be a blast, bro. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s top secret stuff, man. So come on, join us and let’s have the time of our lives, bro!