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Regular Self-Hatred Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5045
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Astral Projections Made:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Are you tired of hating yourself and ready to start hating the world instead? Join our Minecraft SMP and let your inner rage out in a fun and constructive way! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild characters that will make you forget all about your self-hatred. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas who will only let you in if you can tell them a joke that makes them laugh. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the hate flow through you!

Loaded by the Stairs Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8158
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Zombie Dances:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Are you tired of unreliable companions in Minecraft? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you! Our virtual girlfriend will always be there for you, waiting patiently by the stairs. She won’t walk out on you, eat your food, or even say a word – she’s the perfect partner! And the best part? She’s always ready to poke, no complaints, just pure dedication. Join our server now and experience the joy of having a virtual girlfriend who will never run off with another player or spout off about something woke. Trust us, she’s the best companion you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Bimbo Fur Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4889
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8456	Villages Defended:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Welcome to Cop Bimbos 2.0 Edition, where the only law is looking fabulous while fighting crime! Join us on this wild Minecraft SMP where you can experience the Bimbo Effect in an Atompunk setting.

Ever wanted to marry a bimbo? Well, we have a guide for that! And don’t forget about our Collared Rookie, Cyberpunk bimbo story, and the legendary Bovine Sugar Mama.

Drawfriends are welcome, because female bimbos are the best and futa bimbos are totally OK! So come on and join us for a crazy adventure filled with bimbos, crime-fighting, and lots of laughs. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a bimbo cop along the way!

Japan Is Better Than Europe Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4006
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Enchantments Applied:	82	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where history, language, and culture collide in the most epic way possible! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of ninja warriors from ancient Japan stumbled upon our server and decided to make it their new home. They brought with them their ninja skills, samurai swords, and a whole lot of sushi. Now, our server is filled with secret ninja hideouts, epic battles, and the occasional ninja dance party.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical language school where you can learn to speak Japanese like a pro. Want to impress your friends with your newfound language skills? Join our server and start chatting in Japanese like a boss.

And last but not least, our server is a melting pot of different cultures from around the world. You’ll meet players from all walks of life, from Viking warriors to Egyptian pharaohs to alien astronauts. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have when you join our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there. Trust us, Japan is better on our server!

/s p/ literally on SUICIDE WATCH Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4086
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Farms Harvested:	792	Dragon Eggs Found:	9986
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	220	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there! Our players are so competitive and ruthless that the /sp/ board on 4chan is literally on suicide watch because of the intense drama and backstabbing that goes on here.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly watching your back, never knowing who will betray you next. Our players have been known to build secret underground bases filled with traps, just waiting to lure in unsuspecting victims.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We also have epic build battles, where players compete to create the most outrageous and creative structures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of justice, rumored to grant its wielder invincibility in battle.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to survive at all costs. Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you!

Pixel Peen Palace Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	997
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	393
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Void Gems Collected:	21	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where if a player sees your character’s pixelated private parts, they get a special surprise! That’s right, we call it the “Peek-a-Boo” bonus and it’s guaranteed to make your gaming experience unforgettable. So come join us for some hilarious and unexpected encounters, you never know who might catch a glimpse of your blocky bits next!

No Nut November Minecraft SMP Bitcoin 81k Day 2

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4766
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	969	Meteorites Collected:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! On day 2, we had a player who managed to tame a creeper and ride it like a majestic steed through the land. Who else is going strong? Only the bravest and most daring players on our server, that’s who! Join us if you dare, but be warned – the adventures here are not for the faint of heart.

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, Youtubers

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1364
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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TOPXR.MCMCMC.NET

Blocky Ballz Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6104
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Towns Built:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing twisted more than our parkour courses is my testiculars! That’s right, I’m currently experiencing a torsion down there, but that won’t stop me from mining and crafting with all you crazy players.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves, let me tell you.

But the real reason to join our server? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a block of cheese for 10 minutes. Trust me, it’s a gouda time.

So come on over and join the fun! Just be prepared for some truly twisted adventures, both in-game and anatomically.

Best Seasons Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9276
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Crops Grown:	5366
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Oh honey, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of creepers like they’re in a rodeo, where the chickens have formed their own secret society and plot against the players, and where the villagers have all become professional dancers.

Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on giant squids, participate in llama races across the desert, and hunt down the elusive diamond-encrusted sheep.

And don’t even get me started on the best seasons! Season 3 was all about the Great Potato War, where players fought tooth and nail to control the potato market and become the spud king. Season 7 saw the rise of the Chicken Mafia, led by a rogue chicken named Cluck Norris who demanded tribute in the form of golden carrots.

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!