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AgilaSMP

Adventure, agilasmp, BUILD, camaraderie, CELEBRATIONS, Community, Competition, creativity, Cross-Play, Economy, Explore, Fight, Jobs, Land Claims, market, Minecraft, Piñata Events, Professions, PvP, pvp arena, Rewards, Vanilla, wealth

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7691
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

AgilaSMP: A Thriving Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

Welcome to AgilaSMP, a dynamic and community-driven Minecraft server where creativity, competition, and camaraderie thrive.

Key Features: Economy System: Trade, earn, and grow your wealth through jobs, shops, and an active player-driven market. Land Claims: Protect your builds and collaborate safely with others. PvP Arena: Test your skills and prove your dominance in epic battles. Piñata Events: Join server-wide celebrations with rewards for everyone! Jobs: Pick up a profession and earn rewards while you play. Active Community: Meet new friends and share your adventures with like-minded players.

Whether you’re here to build, fight, or explore, AgilaSMP has something for everyone. Join us today and become part of our vibrant and growing community!

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DadCare Minecraft Server

aita, baby, child, Communication, Conflict, dad, DadCare, family, Father, Frustration, involvement, Minecraft, Mother, neglect, newborn, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sibling, sister, standing up, Support, work

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9770
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	393

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a baby being taken care of by your mom? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to feed you, bathe you, and give you all the attention you need just like a newborn baby.

Just like the dad in the story, our staff may seem a bit lazy at times, but don’t worry, we’ll always come through in the end (hopefully). And if you ever feel neglected, just cry out for attention and we’ll make sure someone is there to distract you and make you feel special.

So come join us on our server where you’ll never have to worry about being ignored or left to fend for yourself. We may not be the most responsible parents, but we’ll definitely make sure you have a good time!

KidCutsNoMore

Barber, barbering techniques, child haircut, child’s rights, CLIPPERS, comfort, consent, discipline, emotional, Father, KidCutsNoMore, Moisturize, parenting, professional ethics, punishment, Razor, refusal, scalp care, Trauma, walk in

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4877
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Holy Grails Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to give you a “punishment” haircut like the poor kid in this story! Our barbers are all trained in the art of pixelated hair cutting, so you can trust us to give you a stylish new ‘do without any tears or fears.

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while getting a virtual haircut at the same time! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a rare block that can transform your character’s hair into a fabulous rainbow color.

And don’t worry, we won’t force you to go bald unless you specifically ask for it. Unlike some parents out there, we believe in letting our players express themselves freely in the world of Minecraft. So come join us for a fun and hair-raising adventure like no other!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

budgeting, CraftyCash, debt management, Financial Advice, financial choices, financial decisions, financial education, Financial goals, financial lessons, financial literacy, financial mistakes, Financial Planning, financial regrets, Financial Success, investing, long-term financial planning., Minecraft, money management, money mistakes, personal finance, saving money, Server, worst financial decision

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2676
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	New Chunks Explored:	782901

Have you ever spent all your diamonds on a pig saddle, only to have the pig run off a cliff and explode into a million pieces? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can make even worse financial decisions and still come out on top! Join us and experience the thrill of buying useless items from shady villagers, only to have them mysteriously disappear the next day. It’s like playing the stock market, but with more creepers! So come on down and see if you can bankrupt yourself in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs diamonds when you have the satisfaction of knowing you wasted them all on a giant statue of a chicken? Join now and start making terrible financial decisions today!

PunishCraft: Crime Edition

crime, crimes, criminal behavior, criminal justice, criminal justice reform, criminal penalties, Edition, harsher punishment, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, lesser punishment, non-violent crimes, prison reform, PunishCraft, punishment, punishment severity, recidivism, reddit, Rehabilitation, sentencing, social justice, Violent crimes

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	803
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of crime and punishment!

Join us if you want to see players get banished to the Nether for griefing, forced to mine obsidian with their bare hands for stealing, or even sentenced to a life of farming carrots for building ugly structures.

But don’t worry, not all crimes are treated equally on our server. Forget about getting a slap on the wrist for stealing a few blocks of wood, here you might just get a pat on the back and a free diamond sword for your efforts.

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft server where the crimes are wild and the punishments are even wilder. Who knows, you might just end up being the ruler of the server for pulling off the most epic heist of all time!

Zelenskyy’s Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense industry, defense strategy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, MAYHEM, military capability, military strength, Minecraft, Missile, missile defense system, missile development, missile technology, Missiles, national security, peace negotiations, political leadership, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9585
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can launch ur own missiles like a boss? well guess what, this server is the place to be! we got zelenskyy himself approving the use of missiles in the game, so u know it’s gonna be lit af. join now and blow up ur enemies in style, cuz why not? #missilemadness #minecraftmayhem

CraftyUkrGeneral

Armed Forces, battle, Conflict, CraftyUkrGeneral, Defense, determination, eastern europe, general, Geopolitics, leadership, Military, opposition, perseverance, resilience, russia, strategy, strength, triumph, Ukraine, Unity, Victory

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9490
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Enchantments Applied:	186	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

so like, ukraine’s top general was all like “i know we will win – and how” and i was like WHAAAT?! turns out he was talkin bout this EPIC minecraft server where they turned the tables against russia or somethin. like, imagine fightin off creepers and zombies while also takin down a whole army, that’s some next level stuff man. join this server for the ultimate battle experience and show russia who’s boss in the minecraft world. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

IronToothedDragons

animal, biology, evolutionary adaptation, iron-coated teeth, IronToothedDragons, Komodo dragons, natural defense, razor sharp, reptiles, reptilian features, scientific research, scientists, serrated edges, teeth coating, tooth durability, tooth enamel, tooth evolution, tooth structure, unique discovery, wear resistant, wildlife

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5565
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Votes:	1324
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

OMG, u gotta join dis server, cuz we got komodo dragons with IRON teeth! like, wut even?! dey got dis special coating dat makes dem teeth all sharp and stuff, like a freakin sword. it’s like dey been playin Minecraft in real life or sumthin. u gotta see it to believe it, man. join now and witness da craziness for yourself! #ironfangs #minecraftmadness

SpoiledSociety Minecraft Server

American women, celebration, cultural expectations, demonizing, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender dynamics, gender inequality, Gender Roles, Men, Minecraft, patriarchy, Server, sexism, social norms, societal pressure, society, spoiled, SpoiledSociety, Stereotypes

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4536
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Tired of American women getting all the attention while their men are being thrown under the bus? Join our Minecraft server where the roles are reversed! Here, men are treated like kings while the women are the ones fighting for equality. Build your own kingdom, slay dragons, and show those ladies who’s boss in this wacky world where gender norms are flipped upside down. So come on, join us and experience a truly unique gaming experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about society!

Normie95% Minecraft SMP

addiction, Behavior, blocked responses, coping mechanisms, Disgusting, Drugs, escapism, excessive internet usage, feelings, judgment, Minecraft, morality, Natural, Normie, Normie95, personal growth, porn, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, shame, smp, societal norms, societal standards

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5923
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of being a normie surrounded by disgusting people who have lost all sense of shame due to their excessive drug use, porn addiction, and internet obsession? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to rescue you from the depths of depravity! Join us and escape the clutches of the unholy trinity of drugs, porn, and internet usage. Our server is a safe haven for normies like you who still have a shred of decency left in them. So come on over and let’s build a world free from the filth and debauchery that plagues the rest of the internet. Join us now and reclaim your dignity in the most lolzy way possible!

GrandparentGala Minecraft Server

acceptance, bridezilla, childhood memories, Connection, court battle, emotions, family drama, Father, GrandparentGala, Grandparents, Honoring, maternal grandparents, Minecraft, Mother, parents table, Respect, Server, Siblings, stepmom, stepmother, Therapy, Traditional, Wedding

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8049
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds and wedding drama! Our server is like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

Experience the thrill of choosing sides between your grandparents and your stepmom, just like in real life! Will you honor your mom by including your grandparents in your wedding, or will you side with your dad and stepmom and risk being called a bridezilla? The choice is yours!

Join now for a chance to walk down the aisle with your virtual family members and create your own outrageous wedding story. Who needs traditional weddings when you can have a Minecraft wedding full of drama and excitement? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!