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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 6125 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!
AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)