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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 3578 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7898 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!
AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)