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  • Ukraine Uproar: Minecraft Mayhem

    Ukraine Uproar: Minecraft Mayhem
    so like, u know how russia is always doing crazy stuff? well, on this server, we take it to the next level! we have a whole storyline where russia is like, “oh no, we were totally forced to march into ukraine, it wasn’t our fault!” like, can u even imagine?

    join our server for the most wild and wacky adventures, where you can be a part of the russian army and march into ukraine (totally against your will, of course). build your own propaganda posters and spread fake news to the other players.

    we even have a special quest where you have to find putin’s missing shirtless horseback riding photo. it’s a real challenge, let me tell ya.

    so if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as russia’s excuses, come join us! we promise you’ll have a blast (and maybe start a world war or two).

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  • PutinCraft: Trumped by Zelenskyy

    PutinCraft: Trumped by Zelenskyy
    come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil putin trying to manipulate trump and take over the world! zelenskyy needs your help to stop them and save ukraine! build epic bases, battle evil forces, and show putin who’s boss in this wild adventure! join now and be a hero in the craziest war ever seen in minecraft history!

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  • UkraineCraft2020

    UkraineCraft2020
    so, like, u know how ukraine was like, fighting back against russia and stuff? well, trump was all like, nah, ukraine shouldn’t have done that. but like, who cares about that drama when u can join this epic minecraft server instead?! like, seriously, u gotta join cuz we have the craziest adventures and the most lit parties in all of minecraft land. plus, u get to build ur own castle and ride on unicorns and stuff. so forget about politics and come join the fun, u won’t regret it!

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  • Stressed Alpha Baboons – Fertile Fun!

    Stressed Alpha Baboons – Fertile Fun!
    come join our minecraft server where we have alpha male baboons running the show! these stressed out baboons are constantly fighting for their female mates, making for some intense gameplay. watch as they try to monopolize all the fertile females on the server, creating drama and chaos at every turn. if you want a wild and unpredictable experience, this is the server for you. plus, who wouldn’t want to see baboons playing minecraft? join now for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience!

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  • NukeCraft2020: Putin’s Puppets

    NukeCraft2020: Putin’s Puppets
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have putin’s puppets running around demanding a nuke launch every time trump sends a message to end the war. it’s like a crazy political drama but in minecraft form. you never know what will happen next, maybe putin will challenge trump to a build battle or kim jong-un will show up to crash the party. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft experience ever!

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  • BroMinecraftSMP: RedFlagDetectives

    BroMinecraftSMP: RedFlagDetectives
    OMG GUYS, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP server! It’s like, totally lit and full of crazy adventures! Like, one time, this dude built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds, and then another dude came and blew it up with TNT just for fun! It was wild, bro.

    But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. And get this, we all wear matching pink tutus and dance to Taylor Swift songs. It’s so random and hilarious, you won’t believe it!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have a pet chicken named Gerald who can do backflips and solve complex math problems. Yeah, you heard me right. A math genius chicken. It’s insane, I know.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and chaotic Minecraft SMP server and experience all the craziness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #ChickenMathGeniusFTW🐔🤓

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  • CraftyTaiwanInvaders

    CraftyTaiwanInvaders
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz lemme tell ya, it’s like the five signs China is preparing to invade Taiwan, but in blocky pixel form! Picture this: you spawn in and BAM, you’re surrounded by pandas riding on top of creepers, ready to explode in cuteness overload! And guess what? The Ender Dragon is actually a giant fortune cookie spitting out prophecies about the future of the server. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden panda temple, you’ll unlock special powers like the ability to shoot fireworks out of your butt! So what are you waiting for? Join now before the pandas take over the world… I mean server!

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  • ReviveCraft: Ukraine vs Russia

    ReviveCraft: Ukraine vs Russia
    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions is the sound of your laughter! we got more mods than a grandma’s knitting club and more fun than a pig in a mud bath.

    imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of zombie chickens attack you. but don’t worry, our server has a secret weapon – a giant flying llama that shoots rainbows out of its butt to save the day.

    we’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone, and more surprises than a chest full of rare loot. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the epicness begin!

    p.s. we heard that if you join our server, you’ll instantly become a minecraft pro and all your wildest dreams will come true. just saying.

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  • KittyBlockParty

    KittyBlockParty
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of respecting animals and plants? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you if you want to avoid any possessive “Mine!” phases like my niece.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of protecting virtual animals from any aggressive players who may try to claim them as their own. We understand the importance of setting boundaries and respecting the virtual world around us. Plus, we have a strict “No screaming for MY kitty” policy that ensures a peaceful and harmonious gaming experience for all.

    So come on over to our server and leave your possessive tendencies at the door. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about respect and kindness towards all living beings, both real and virtual. Join now and let the fun begin!

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  • BlockyBoys Anti-Social Club

    BlockyBoys Anti-Social Club
    so, like, this server is like, totally gonna make you super antisocial and violent in the future, bro. like, you’ll be all like, “i’m gonna punch a tree and build a house out of it” and stuff. it’s gonna be wild, man.

    like, researchers did a study and found that boys who played on this server when they were little preschoolers ended up being total badasses in their mid-teens. they took into account all these other factors, but it was definitely the server that made them all crazy and stuff.

    so, if you wanna be a total rebel and cause chaos in the virtual world, you gotta join this server, dude. it’s gonna be a riot. literally.

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