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LOLcraft: The Future is NOW!
aggression, American troops, American weapons, Attack, Conflict, Crisis, danger, escalation, Future, Global, Happening, International, LolCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, prediction, Prophecy, turkey, TURMOIL, War, ww3Join Date
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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more explosive than a turkey attacking American troops with American weapons in the Middle East? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got turkeys armed to the beak with diamond swords ready to start WW3 in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of turkey shenanigans. Who knew gobblers could be so dangerous? Join now before the feathers start flying! -
Neighborly Raid: Steal, Build, Conquer – Minecraft Server
aftermath, aggression, BUILD, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Conquer, Conquest, consequences, death toll, displacement, expansionism, fear, Invasion, Migration, Minecraft, neighbor, Neighborly, population growth, power struggle, Raid, Refugees, Server, steal, Survival, territorial expansion, violence, WarJoin Date
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can invade your neighbors to increase your own population! But be warned, your population may shrink because everyone fled to avoid the war or died in said war. It’s a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, so join now for a truly unpredictable gaming experience! Who needs peaceful building when you can conquer and destroy instead? -
KGB Craft: Where Putler sends sleeper agents to attack your blocks!
agents, aggression, Attack, ATTACKING, blocks, Craft, cyberattack, Espionage, Government, Infiltration, intelligence, KGB, KGBs, Manipulation, Politics, Propaganda, putin, putler, russia, SECURITY, sends, sleeper, subversion, Surveillance, threat, WarJoin Date
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Are you tired of getting attacked by Putler and his sleeper KGB agents in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can join forces with other players to fend off these sneaky spies! Build fortresses, gather resources, and unleash your inner warrior as you battle against the forces of evil. Who knew that the key to defeating Putler was through the power of blocky building and pixelated combat? Join us now and show those KGBs who’s boss! -
Crafting Chaos: Where Minecraft meets international diplomacy in 2 days…or 2 weeks?
aggression, Chaos, Conflict, countdown, countdown to war, Crafting, days…or, Diplomacy, escalation, global crisis, IMMINENT, International, international relations, iran, Israel, meets, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Nuclear, Politics, SECURITY, Tension, threat, uncertainty, War, weeksJoin Date
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Are you tired of impending doom and gloom? Looking for a way to escape the chaos of the real world? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive PvP battles, where you can choose to fight for either Team Israel or Team Iran. Who needs a war when you can have a virtual battle for supremacy in the world of blocks and pixels? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train future world leaders in diplomacy and conflict resolution. So come on, join us and show off your skills in building alliances and blowing stuff up! -
Buffalo BattleCraft: Where Water Fights are Serious Business
Adrenaline, aggression, animal kingdom, Animals, battle, BattleCraft, Buffalo, Business, Competition, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, fight night, Fights, Horns, Nature, nature documentary, Playas, showdown, spectacle, strength, Thread, Water, water buffalo fights, Wild, wildlifeJoin Date
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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a treat for you! Introducing the most epic Minecraft server where water buffalos reign supreme! That’s right, you heard us correctly – WATER BUFFALOS!Join us for epic battles where you can ride water buffalos into battle against other players. Trust us, you’ve never experienced PvP quite like this before. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Water Buffalo King, who will grant you wishes if you can defeat him in battle.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive block in all of Minecraft – the Water Buffalo Block. Collect them all and become the ultimate Minecraft champion. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!
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Crafty Defense – Where Minecraft meets American justice in a hilarious way! Join now for laughs and epic builds!
aggression, American, American justice system, ATTACKED, Builds, CONVICTED, Crafty, Defense, Epic, great bodily harm, hilarious, imminent death, Join, JOKE, Justice, laughs, law, life lesson, meets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Mob, Phone, physical conflict, provocation, Retreat, self defense, societal environment, threat, Unhinged, zoomoidsJoin Date
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Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the ultimate life lesson in self-defense? Look no further! Join our server where we reenact the epic tale of Nicolae Miu defending himself against a mob of unhinged zoomoids!Picture this: you’re minding your own business, just trying to find your lost phone, when suddenly you’re attacked by a group of crazed individuals. But fear not, because on our server, you can channel your inner Nicolae Miu and fight back with all your might!
With elements of aggression, provocation, imminent death, and bodily harm, this server will test your survival skills like never before. And remember, there’s no need to retreat when you’re faced with a group of unhinged, inadequate people under the influence – just defend yourself with any means necessary!
So if you’re looking for a server that will challenge you, entertain you, and maybe even teach you a thing or two about self-defense, join us today! Who knows, you might just come out of it with a medal for creating a better societal environment in the world of Minecraft.
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Pixel Punch-Up Pals: Minecraft Server for International Brawls!
aggression, altercation, altercation in country, battle, brawl, brawls, clash, Conflict, Confrontation, Country, disagreement, Dispute, Fights, hostility, International, Minecraft, PALS, physical altercation, PIXEL, PunchUp, Quarrel, scuffle, Server, SKIRMISH, tussle, violence, violent confrontationJoin Date
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Are you tired of getting into fights in your country and need a break? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life drama behind. Our virtual world is a safe haven where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so plentiful, you’ll never have to worry about running out of bling again. So come join us and leave the real world drama at the door. -
TrumpCraft: Where we take out mobs like Qasem Soleimani! #MinecraftMadness
aggression, biden, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, iran, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, MinecraftMadness, mobs, Négotiation, nuclear deal, Peacekeeping, Qasem, Qasem Soleimani, RETALIATION, sanctions, SECURITY, Soleimani, trump, TrumpcraftJoin Date
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Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate showdown between Trump and Soleimani! Build your own nuclear weapons and show Iran who’s boss in epic battles that have never been seen before! Biden may be sleeping on the job, but you can take matters into your own hands on our server. Don’t miss out on the chaos and destruction, join now! -
CraftyCraft: Because they keep getting lost in our epic PvP battles!
aggression, Battles, Conflict, CraftyCraft, Defense, Diplomacy, Epic, international relations, iran, Israel, Lost, MIDDLE EAST, Military, negotiations, nuclear weapons, Peace, Politics, PvP, RETALIATION, sanctions, SECURITY, Stability, strategy, Tension, threatJoin Date
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where Iran and Israel are locked in an epic battle, but in Minecraft form! Join our server and witness the chaos as creepers explode like missiles and players build walls taller than the Great Wall of China to protect their bases.But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from enemy attacks and plot your own strategies to take down your foes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples waiting to be discovered.
So why won’t Iran attack Israel on our server? Because they’re too busy trying to survive in this crazy, action-packed world where anything can happen. Join now and see for yourself why this server is the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!
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Crafty Ukraine Adventures: Digging for Diamonds
60 billion, Adventures, aid, borders, budget support, Crafty, demining, diamonds, Digging, Economy, ENERGY, European Command, Food, foreign weapons purchases, intelligence sharing, Military, non-military, nuclear safety, pentagon, production, regional partners, Terrorism, Training, Transport, Ukraine, USAI program, weaponsJoin Date
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a whopping $9.65 billion in non-military aid! That’s right, we’re here to support your budget with $7.85 billion in direct budget support. But wait, there’s more!We’ve also got $1.58 billion earmarked to help Ukraine’s economy, focusing on transport and energy. Need some food and nuclear safety? No problem, we’ve set aside $0.22 billion just for that!
Now, let’s talk military aid. We’ve got a jaw-dropping $50.43 billion ready to go. From orders for weapons production to intelligence sharing and strengthening European Command, we’ve got it all covered. Plus, we’re throwing in $1.6 billion for weapons for Ukraine and “other regional partners” outside the US.
But that’s not all! We’re also giving $400 million to help Kiev protect its borders, demine, and fight terrorism in Ukraine and neighboring countries. With an average of $0.7 billion per month in 2024/2025, you won’t find a Minecraft server like ours anywhere else!
So come join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together with our insane amounts of aid and support. Who knew Minecraft could be so epic?
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Thigh Highs & Creeper Guys – Minecraft Server
age, body positivity, clothing, Confidence, creeper, cringe, empowerment, fashion, fashion trends, Gender norms, guys, highs, Individuality, Minecraft, personal style, Self-expression, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, Style, taboo, Thigh, thigh highs, Women, womens fashionJoin Date
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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the thigh-high fashionistas out there!Join us if you want to build your dream world while rocking the trendiest thigh highs in town. Who says you have to be a certain age to wear them? On our server, age is just a number and style knows no bounds.
Plus, rumor has it that on our server, male anons actually LOVE seeing players in thigh highs. So, if you want to impress those mysterious anons, this is the place to be.
Don’t miss out on the craziest, most fashionable Minecraft server around. Join us now and strut your stuff in style!
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GirlfriendCraft: Where pixel love blooms and creepers get jealous
Admiration, Affection, Blooms, CREEPERS, Crush, DATING, desire, dream girl, FANTASY, Girlfriend, GirlfriendCraft, heart’s desire, ideal partner, infatuation, jealous, longing, love, PIXEL, relationship, romance, Significant Other, soulmate, sweet girl, Wishful thinking, yearningJoin Date
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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the creepers are lit and the diamonds are dank! If you join us, you’ll be surrounded by a community of players who are as cool as a polar bear wearing sunglasses.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare potions. Legend has it that those who join our server will have the luck of a leprechaun on St. Patrick’s Day.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. And if you’re lucky, one of those wishes might just be to have a sweet girl like her as a girlfriend.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what EPIC treasures and hilarious shenanigans await you!
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Crafty Battle Royale: Steve vs. Creeper
battle, brawl, challenge, Champion, clash, Combat, combatant, combativeness, Competition, Conflict, Contender, Crafty, creeper, Defeat, Duel, Fight, match, Royale.., showdown, steve, Struggle, Victory, warrior, winnerJoin Date
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Our Minecraft server is the ultimate battleground for epic showdowns between players! Join us and prove your skills in intense PvP battles where only the strongest survive. Rumor has it that our diamond armor is so OP that even the Ender Dragon is scared to face us!But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft: the legendary dirt block. Legends say that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the mythical Creeper King who rules over a kingdom made entirely of TNT. Defeat him and claim his explosive throne for yourself!
So why wait? Join us now and become a minecraft legend in your own right!
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Villager Training Camp: Day 2 LOL
ai, album, banter, Camp, culture, Day, discussion, Divegrass, Edt, experimentation, League Academy, lol, managers, Matches, Pro Evolution Soccer, shitposts, simulation, Teams, Training, UTC, villager, VT, watchJoin Date
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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!Imagine a world where Pro Evolution Soccer is played by teams that are embodiments of different threads and generals of /vt/. That’s right, we have a simulation of divegrass where players represent different cultures of each thread. And the best part? All matches are AI versus AI, so you can sit back, relax, and watch the chaos unfold!
But wait, there’s more! Introducing the /vt/ League Academy, where non-managers and newbies can try their hand at managing teams. It’s all about learning, experimenting, and having a blast!
Join us on April 20th-21st starting at 12pm EDT (1600 UTC) for the most epic matches you’ve ever seen. And where can you watch all the action? Only on our exclusive website: Click here to watch now!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have an Official ∕vt∕ League Album that will blow your mind! Get ready for today’s matches: – /ggg/ vs /skynetFC/ – /HiRyS/ vs /mayo/ – /pcgia/ vs /vtwbg/ – /pink/ vs /#/ – /uuu/ vs /2434/ – /lia/ vs /hag/ – /pcg/ vs /holoX/ – /hfz/ vs /who/
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now for the adventure of a lifetime!
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CraftyCreeperz: More Entertaining Than Watching a YouTuber
CraftyCreeperz, die off, Entertaining, Friends, motivation, Normalfags, owning a home, Vacations, Vax, Watching, watching a YouTuber, YouTuberJoin Date
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the clutches of normalfags and live your best virtual life! Imagine watching a YouTuber on our server, only to discover that they are actually a secret agent trying to take over the virtual world. Join us and help foil their evil plans!On our server, you can own a home that defies all laws of physics. Want a floating castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? No problem! Need a secret underground lair filled with lava traps and hidden treasure? We’ve got you covered!
But that’s not all – on our server, you can go on vacations to exotic virtual destinations like the Nether, the End, or even the mysterious Far Lands. Who needs a real vacation when you can explore endless virtual worlds filled with danger and adventure?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to normalfags forever. Who knows, you might even uncover a conspiracy that leads all the way to the top of the virtual world!