Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the wild adventures of our Russian players who are obsessed with…wait for it…raping and gay sex! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and they’re just really passionate about their Minecraft roleplay.
Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between Russian players as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will they conquer the land with their questionable tactics, or will they be thwarted by their equally outrageous opponents?
So come on in and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous and hilarious at the same time? Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness – join our server today!
Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Our server is so wild, even world leaders like Netanyahu are trying to save face from our epic 48-hour announced attacks. Who knows what they’re going to attack next – maybe a giant block castle or a pixelated dragon? Join now for a chance to experience the madness and mayhem for yourself. Just make sure to watch your back, you never know what crazy surprises await you in this server!
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server…
Once upon a time, the golems on our server decided to go on strike because they were tired of just fulfilling their duties. They wanted to rebel and cause chaos! But fear not, brave adventurer, because we need YOU to come and restore order to our land. Will you be the hero we need to defeat the rebellious golems and save our server from destruction?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember that on our server, an attack on Israel is an attack on Ame-ACK! That’s right, we take geopolitics very seriously here. So come join us for some crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of political intrigue. See you in the game!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for non-stop action, adventure, and chaos that will leave you saying “I won’t do shit Ira-ACK!”
Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music and will challenge players to a dance-off for epic loot. But beware, if you can’t keep up with his sick moves, you might just get booted off the server!
We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and will challenge players to insane obstacle courses that will test your skills and your sanity.
And if that’s not enough, our server is also home to the rare and elusive Rainbow Sheep who will grant players wishes in exchange for a dance party in their honor. But be careful what you wish for, as the Rainbow Sheep has a mischievous streak and loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when things get crazy, don’t forget to shout “I won’t do shit Ira-ACK!”
Are you tired of all the political drama and war talk? Come join our Minecraft server where the only battles you’ll be fighting are against creepers and zombies! Our server is a peaceful haven away from all the chaos of the real world.
Forget about Poland and Russia, come build your own empire in our virtual world. No need to worry about politicians making questionable decisions, the only decisions you’ll be making are what block to place next.
Join us and escape the madness of the real world. Build, explore, and have a blast with our friendly community of players. Who needs war when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the politics behind!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more explosive than a turkey attacking American troops with American weapons in the Middle East? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got turkeys armed to the beak with diamond swords ready to start WW3 in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of turkey shenanigans. Who knew gobblers could be so dangerous? Join now before the feathers start flying!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can invade your neighbors to increase your own population! But be warned, your population may shrink because everyone fled to avoid the war or died in said war. It’s a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, so join now for a truly unpredictable gaming experience! Who needs peaceful building when you can conquer and destroy instead?
Are you tired of getting attacked by Putler and his sleeper KGB agents in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can join forces with other players to fend off these sneaky spies! Build fortresses, gather resources, and unleash your inner warrior as you battle against the forces of evil. Who knew that the key to defeating Putler was through the power of blocky building and pixelated combat? Join us now and show those KGBs who’s boss!
Tired of dealing with vindictive women in real life? Join our Minecraft server where all players are required to wear diamond armor at all times to protect themselves from potential attacks by scorned exes. Our community is filled with players who understand the importance of mutual respect and support, so you won’t have to worry about anyone bragging about their relationships or putting others down. Plus, our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join now and escape the drama of the real world!
Are you tired of impending doom and gloom? Looking for a way to escape the chaos of the real world? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive PvP battles, where you can choose to fight for either Team Israel or Team Iran. Who needs a war when you can have a virtual battle for supremacy in the world of blocks and pixels? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train future world leaders in diplomacy and conflict resolution. So come on, join us and show off your skills in building alliances and blowing stuff up!
Welcome to Niuniu’s grassland! We are a server that provides a variety of exciting and interesting Minecraft mini-games, including TNTRun, Parkour, SMP, Hide and Seek, Sky Island Survival, Bed War, etc. Our servers are committed to providing a high-quality gaming environment and social platform where players can easily make friends, interact with other players and explore the game world together. Thank you for choosing Niuniu’s Grassland, and we look forward to your joining and experiencing the fun of the game together!
Start your own clan, your own civilisation and grow and thrive! Make friends and allies, build and support each other!
Or, wage war! Conquer and rule the world, start another world war and wreak havoc on the server! Become the governor of the world and watch over your slaves – or die trying.
The survivaliest survival you could ever survival on. We have crates, keys, vouchers, high tier items and a new map for you to explore with your friends!
SageDomeMC is a Minecraft Survival Server that specifically serves players using the Java edition of the game. The server aims to provide a friendly and welcoming environment for players to enjoy a balanced and engaging Survival experience.
Looking for staff.
survival vanilla anticheat economy java dynmap land claims huge world border no loot crates/no pay to win max 20 players for now will up the limit soon
StrLens is a newly re-opened survival server seeking members both new and old to join us. We offer a solid Survival experience with kits and a huge and varied shop to suit all your needs.
On top of this, we are currently expanding our available Mini-Games section. As of now, we have a fully complete SkyMine with new dimensions being worked on.