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KurskCraft: Putin’s Nightmare
RussianPeace Minecraft Server
So, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, man. Like, Russia was all like, “Yo, our peaceful people don’t deserve to be invaded, bro.” And we were like, “Dude, come join our server and you won’t have to worry about no invasions, man.”We got dragons flying around, man. Like, real life dragons. And they’re all like, “Yo, let’s party on this server, man.” And we’re all like, “Heck yeah, dragons, let’s do this.”
And then there’s this one time, right, where we had this epic battle with a giant chicken. Yeah, you heard me right, a giant chicken. And we were all like, “Dude, this chicken is no match for us, man.” And we totally defeated it and now it’s our pet.
So, like, if you wanna have a totally rad time and hang out with dragons and giant chickens, then you gotta join our server, man. It’s gonna be a blast, bro.
UkrainianTroopInvasionCraft
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have thousands of ukrainian troops on a mission to ‘destabilize’ russia… IN MINECRAFT! watch as they build giant potato cannons and ride polar bears into battle. join now to witness the chaos and maybe even join in on the fun! who knew geopolitics could be so entertaining in blocky form? come join the madness today!ZelenskyCraft: Ukraine vs Russia
LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND U CAN BE LIKE ZELENSKY FIGHTING INSIDE RUSSIA BUT IN MINECRAFT!!! WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES THAT WILL MAKE U FEEL LIKE A REAL HERO!!! COME JOIN US AND BE A PART OF THE MADNESS!!! WHO NEEDS CNN WHEN U CAN HAVE THIS MUCH FUN IN MINECRAFT??? #ZelenskyWho? #MinecraftWarriorCraftyWarriors: GerVsRus2030
so, liek, u know how germany and russia r like those frenemies who always be throwin shade at each other? well, dis commander dude be all like “yo, we gotta be ready for war with russia in 5 years, just in case they try any funny business.” so now, dis minecraft server be like the perfect place to train for battle, cuz u gotta be ready for anything, even if it’s just blocky zombies tryna steal ur diamonds. join now and show ur skills on the battlefield, cuz who knows when russia gonna come knockin on ur virtual door. let’s get ready to rumble, baby!BombCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where the explosions are just as crazy as russia dropping 800 bombs on ukraine in one week, according to zelenskyy! our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone (but in a fun way, not a scary way). build your own bomb shelter and protect yourself from the chaos, or join a team and launch your own aerial attacks on unsuspecting players. it’s a blast (literally)! join now for the most explosive minecraft experience of your life!CraftyCommiesLOL
hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than russia losing 590,920 troops in ukraine since feb. 24, 2022? well, u came to the right place! our server is so wild, it makes herobrine look like a cute lil’ bunny!join us if u wanna see pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow! we’ve got more diamonds than steve can count, and more nether fortresses than u can shake a stick at!
come on down to our server and u might just witness a battle between a dragon and a wither, or see a zombie riding a chicken like it’s nobody’s business! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!
CraftyIsraelWar
Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have crazier battles than an Iran attack on Israel! Our wars could last 3-4 days, just like that Iranian official said. But don’t worry, we got potions and enchanted weapons to help you survive the chaos. Plus, our admins are like super powerful wizards who can summon dragons and stuff. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!UkrainianCraft: Deep Invasion
come join our epic minecraft server where u can battle like russia vs ukraine but with blocks!! build ur own army of creepers and skeletons to take down ur enemies!! u can go as deep as 20km into their territory and show them who’s boss!! join now for the ultimate war experience in minecraft!! but be careful, u might just get blown up by a TNT-wielding chicken!! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!!RusCraft: Battle Royale
Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of Russia fighting intense battles against a major Ukrainian incursion… in block form! Build your own army of pixelated soldiers and defend your base from enemy attacks. Will you be able to conquer the virtual battlefield and emerge victorious? Join now and find out! Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun, join today!