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SlapCraft SMP – >mfw arseshite will get slapped 3-2 (4-2…LOL

42…LOL, AGG, arseshite, big 6, champions league, Defeat, done, Elite, football, gtmfw, helmut kickers, Humiliation, Lab, livershite, manure, marbella fc, mfw, premier league, SlapCraft, SLAPPED, smp, spanked, sports, valencia sportif

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	145
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of getting slapped around in other Minecraft SMPs like arseshite, livershite, and manure? Well, fear not because our server is here to save you from embarrassment! Join us and experience the thrill of dominating your opponents like Valencia Sportif, Marbella FC, and Helmut Kickers!

We don’t mess around with the “big 6” – we’re in a league of our own, where only the elite survive. So if you’re ready to show off your skills and prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion, then come join us and let the games begin! Who knows, you might even get to slap around some of the so-called “elite” players yourself. 😉

Minecraft FartCraft: The Smelly Server

FartCraft, Minecraft, Server, Smelly

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9268
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever lay your pixelated eyes on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a whole new world filled with unicorns and rainbow sheep. But that’s not all! Our server also has a disco party every Friday night where the mobs drop diamonds instead of attacking you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret treasure hunt that leads to a chest filled with enchanted gear and unlimited diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

Crafty Hero LOLz Server

4chan board, aliens, Consciousness, Crafty, Dead, forever.., Hero, hivemind, Humanity, lolz, Mystery, Nice, post-apocalyptic, Sci Fi, Server, speculation, spoilers, Survival, theories, Thriller, wiped out, zombie apocalypse

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8679
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	9689
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Falling into the Void:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the zombie apocalypse has taken over and humanity is on the brink of extinction! But fear not, because all of our consciousness has been gathered into a 4chan board hivemind. That’s right, you’ll be here forever, even after you die!

Join us for epic battles against zombie hordes, build your own fortress to protect yourself, and make friends with other survivors in this post-apocalyptic world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the zombie outbreak was actually caused by aliens trying to take over the planet. Will you uncover the truth and save humanity from total annihilation?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, it’s gonna be out of this world!

Pixel Peen Palace

back, cosplay costume, cosplays, costumes, Discord, Do, EASY, FAV, Halloween, kik, Message, Nudifying, Palace, Peen, Personal, pic, PIXEL, Private, private message, Telegram, Theme, Today, well, Wings

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8226
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is all about costumes, Halloween, wings, and COS-PLAYS! Get ready to dress up your character in the most outrageous outfits you can imagine!

Our last theme may not have been a hit, but this one is sure to be a crowd-pleaser! Everyone can participate and show off their creativity!

And guess what? I’m back for today only! Who wants me to do their pic? ^.^ If you want it done privately, just message me on Kik, Telegram, or Discord. Everything sent will be kept private!

Kik/Telegram: xskyexloverx Discord: mysteryxlover#6174

Come join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other! Don’t miss out on the fun and excitement of our costume-filled world!

GymCraft: Where Pixels Pump Iron!

#workout, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness community, fitness trends, global fitness, gym, gym culture, gym etiquette, gymcraft, health, International, internationally, Iron, Lifestyle, physical activity, pixels, Pump, sports, Training, wellness, wellness journey, workout habits, workout routine

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9427
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Buildings Constructed:	24
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Votes:	6652	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a workout like no other! Our virtual world is filled with creepers that will chase you around, giving you the ultimate cardio session. And forget about lifting weights, on our server you’ll be lifting diamond blocks to build your dream castle!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret enchanted gym where you can train with legendary Minecraft characters like Steve and Creeper to level up your skills. Who needs a regular gym when you can get ripped in the world of Minecraft?

So if you’re tired of the same old workout routine, come join our server for a fitness experience like no other. Who knew getting fit could be so fun and blocky?

MomCraft: Vtuber’s GFE ASMR Adventure

#youtube, Adventure, asmr, collaboration, Content Creator, Creative, DAUGHTER, Entertainment, family, gfe, mom, MomCraft, Mother, ONLINE, Relaxation, Roleplay, trending, Unique, Video, viral, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, Vtubers

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7594
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where Vtuber brings their mom to do GFE ASMR! Yes, you read that right! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly you hear the soothing sound of a motherly voice whispering sweet nothings in your ear. It’s like a virtual hug from a Minecraft mom!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with LOLZ and surprises at every turn. From giant chickens that drop diamonds to creepers that break out into dance parties, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And did we mention the secret underground disco club where players can let loose and show off their best dance moves?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with the Vtuber’s mom and get invited to their next ASMR session!

Crafty Creeper Covert Ops: The Ultimate Sneaky Server

#covert operations, camouflaged, Concealed, Covert, Crafty, creeper, ELUSIVE, Espionage, hidden, incognito, Infiltration, Lurking, ninja, Ops, Server, shadowy, silent takedowns, Sneaking, sneaky, Spy, stealth elements, stealth gameplay, surreptitious, Ultimate, undercover, undercover missions.

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9766
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience a whole new level of stealth gameplay! Sneak around like a ninja and assassinate your enemies without them even knowing what hit them.

But that’s not all! Our server also has explosive PvP battles where you can blow up your friends and watch them fly across the map in a hilarious fashion.

Oh, and did we mention the super rare loot that you can find hidden in secret dungeons? Rumor has it that there’s a diamond sword that shoots rainbows and makes your enemies dance uncontrollably.

Join us now for a wild ride of insanity and ridiculousness that you won’t find anywhere else!

Big Brother’s Blocky Adventures

Adventures, big, bipartisan act, blocky, brothers, critical information, F.B.I., fentanyl trafficking, FISA rules, foreign targets, government surveillance, hostile states, intelligence power, investigation, Israel’s unpreparedness, Journalists, national security, POL, privacy concerns, public officials, Queries, Section 702, Terrorism, Warrant

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3888
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	161	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even powerful nations can be surprised in catastrophic ways just like Israel on Oct. 7! Join us for a rare bipartisan experience as we reauthorize key intelligence powers that provide critical information on hostile states and threats ranging from terrorism to fentanyl trafficking.

But beware, we have foreign actors interacting with Americans, so watch out for schizos among us! Our server is so secure that even the glowies won’t be able to track you down. And don’t worry about privacy concerns, we hope every last journalist gets executed – especially the AI ones!

Join us as we break the rules around these 702 database checks repeatedly, just like the F.B.I.! And remember, there are ways to prevent abuses without compromising our critical national security value – did I mention every single journalist?

So come on in and experience the thrill of not having probable cause needed for a warrant early in an investigation – that’s when our queries are most useful! Not one journo left standing on our server, so join now for an outrageous adventure you won’t forget!

Minecart Madness: Where Even Steve Is Considering Transitioning

acceptance, bastard, gender, gender dysphoria, Identity, internal struggle, Life, madness, Minecart, personal growth, realization, Reflection, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-image, societal norms, steve, transformation, Transgender, transitioning, Ugly, wishful, WOMAN

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4502
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7015	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Mines Excavated:	1924	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Star Shards Collected:	249	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of being an ugly bastard in real life? Well, on our server, you can transition into a beautiful woman! Imagine mining for diamonds while looking fabulous in a sparkly dress and heels. Join us now and unleash your inner goddess in the world of Minecraft!

DubbedAnimeLoversMinecraftServer

Anime, Anime Community, Cultural differences, dubbed anime, DubbedAnimeLoversMinecraftServer, dubbing industry, Entertainment, entertainment industry, Fandom, foreign language, Globalization, Japanese culture, language preference, Media consumption, Otaku, pop culture, subbed vs dubbed, Subtitles, translation, voice acting, Voice actors

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3839
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Love Letters Sent:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Votes:	5188
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Ores Mined:	4749	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where dubbed anime exists? Do you find yourself questioning the sanity of those who actually, unironically watch it? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect escape for you!

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dubbed anime is banned and only the most cultured individuals roam. Join us as we embark on epic quests to rid the world of all things dubbed, from anime to movies to even video game cutscenes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pickle Rick dungeon, where you must battle your way through hordes of sentient pickles to claim the coveted Szechuan sauce at the end.

And if you’re feeling particularly adventurous, why not try your hand at our exclusive Steve vs. Herobrine PvP arena? Rumor has it that whoever emerges victorious will be granted unlimited diamond armor for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and say goodbye to dubbed anime forever. Trust us, your sanity will thank you.

Crafty Fag Adventures

Adventures, Crafty, derogatory term, discrimination, fag, Homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ history, LGBTQ identity, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ stereotypes, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ+ slurs, offensive language

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1990
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a fag is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, disco-themed dungeons, and a secret club where the only password is “fabulous”.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds and rainbows. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Unicorn, you’ll gain the power to fly and shoot glitter beams from your eyes.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds and blasting Justin Bieber music through your enchanted jukebox? Don’t be a square, come join the fun and let your inner fag shine!