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SlapCraft SMP – >mfw arseshite will get slapped 3-2 (4-2…LOL

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3956
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4441
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Void Gems Collected:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of getting slapped around in other Minecraft SMPs like arseshite, livershite, and manure? Well, fear not because our server is here to save you from embarrassment! Join us and experience the thrill of dominating your opponents like Valencia Sportif, Marbella FC, and Helmut Kickers!

We don’t mess around with the “big 6” – we’re in a league of our own, where only the elite survive. So if you’re ready to show off your skills and prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion, then come join us and let the games begin! Who knows, you might even get to slap around some of the so-called “elite” players yourself. 😉

Name Change Minecraft Server

ah, Autonomy, beautiful name, CHANGE, chosen name, comfort, Elizabeth, family, Friends, Gatekeeping, Gender Identity, Identity, legal name, Minecraft, name change, opinion, process, Respect, Server, sister, Support, Trans, trans men

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8399
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can choose any name you want, even if it’s not your legal one! We support self-expression and freedom, just like our player who changed their name from Beth to something fabulous like DiamondDiva22!

Join our server for a chance to escape the name drama and be whoever you want to be, just like our player who found their true identity through their new name. And don’t worry about gatekeepers like Autumn, because on our server, we only gatekeep the creepers!

So come on in and build your new identity brick by brick, pixel by pixel. Who knows, you might even find a new name that suits you better than Steve or Alex. See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of blocks you have in your inventory)!

RoomRansom16

bedroom arrangement, Christmas savings, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Fairness, family dynamics, financial responsibility, opportunity, parenting dilemma, rent payment, room switch, RoomRansom16, savings, shared room, sibling rivalry, single mom, summer trip savings, teenage independence, working teenager

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6368
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mines Excavated:	2501	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teaching valuable life lessons through gameplay! Join us and experience the thrill of negotiating rent with your kids in a virtual world.

Imagine a world where your kids work tirelessly to earn in-game currency to pay for their own rooms. Watch as they strategize and budget their money, just like in real life! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

Embark on a journey where you must make tough decisions like whether to charge your kids rent or give them free housing. Will you be the cool mom who lets them live rent-free, or the savvy businesswoman who teaches them the value of hard work?

Join now and experience the chaos of sibling rivalry as they fight over who gets the best room in the house. Will your kids learn to compromise and find a solution that works for everyone? Or will they resort to pranking each other with TNT blocks?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the ultimate family drama in Minecraft form. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Join today and let the madness begin!

StrangerSMP: Memorable Acts!

Acts, compassionate stranger, good samaritan, grateful for strangers, heartwarming gesture, Kindness, memorable, memorable experience, positive interaction, Random act of kindness, stranger act of kindness, stranger assistance, stranger compassion, stranger generosity, stranger help, stranger impact, stranger kindness, stranger kindness story, strangers making a difference, StrangerSMP, touching moment, unexpected kindness, unforgettable moment

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2493
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like no other, filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unforgettable moments.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of players in chicken costumes start chasing you, clucking and throwing eggs everywhere. Or how about the time when a player built an entire roller coaster that launched you into a pool of lava at the end? You never know what to expect on our server!

But that’s not all – our community is full of amazing people who are always willing to help out. Need some resources? Just ask in the chat and someone will come to your rescue. Want to team up for a raid on the Ender Dragon? There’s always a group looking for more players to join in on the fun.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unforgettable moments of your gaming life! Who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends along the way.

SongFailsMC

awful songs, bad music, bad songs, cringeworthy music, horrible songs, music disasters, music fails, SongFailsMC, songs not to listen to, songs that suck, songs to avoid, songs you should skip, terrible music, terrible songs, worst music ever, worst music in the world, worst songs, worst songs ever made, worst songs in history, worst songs list, worst songs of all time

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3358
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of listening to the worst songs ever made by humans? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most epic tunes playing 24/7! From cows mooing to chickens clucking, you’ll never have to suffer through terrible music again. Join us for a musical experience like no other and leave those awful human-made songs in the dust. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a DJ on our server, spinning the sickest beats in the virtual world. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to groove to the weirdest and wackiest tunes in Minecraft history!

GunRunnersX

arms trade, arms trafficking, Black Market, Conflict, criminal activity, dealers, firearms, GunRunnersX, illegal weapons, illicit trade, international crime, machine guns, MIDDLE EAST, security threats, SELLING, SMUGGLING, Terrorism, violence, War, weapons, Yemen

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6605
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server where Yemen weapons dealers are selling machine guns?! That’s right, you heard me! Forget about swords and bows, we got some serious firepower up in here!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds and suddenly a squad of armed skeletons roll up on you with AK-47s. It’s like a wild west shootout, but with blocky graphics and exploding creepers.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground black market where you can trade your emeralds for rocket launchers and grenades. Want to blow up your friend’s house? No problem, we got you covered.

So come on down to X Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and the amount of TNT you can get your hands on. Let’s get ready to rumble!

BlockBusterCraft

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5367
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8016	Runes Activated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Holy Grails Found:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	6675	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s like a party in ur computer, but wit creepers and diamonds, u kno? like, one time i was mining and i found a secret cave full of llamas wearin top hats, it was wild, man. and the best part is, u can ride a pig into battle against a dragon, like who wouldn’t wanna do that? plus, we got a secret club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to disco music, it’s lit af. so come join us, cuz we’re all just a bunch of derps tryna survive in a blocky world, and we need u to come make it even more ridiculous. so what u waitin for? cum play wit us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Get ready for some out-of-this-world shenanigans on CelestialCraft! Don’t forget your astronaut helmet!

Achievements, Adventurer, astronaut, Builder, CelestialCraft, Community, custom events, Discord, dont, Economy, Events, forget, Grief Prevention, Helmet, Land Claim, Magic Carpets, outofthisworld, Player Shops, PvP, Quests, Rankup System, Ready, Redstone, server ip, Shenanigans, Shop, smp, StarShards Currency, Version

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9078
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Potions Brewed:	26	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	421	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Zombie Dances:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

CelestialCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	mc.celestialcraft.gg
Version	1.21
Discord	https://discord.celestialcraft.gg

Features:

Whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, CelestialCraft has something for you. Explore the cosmos, conquer challenges, and build your legacy on our server. We can’t wait to see what you’ll create!

Connect now: mc.celestialcraft.gg

FAQ

Q: What is the server IP for CelestialCraft?

A: The server IP is mc.celestialcraft.gg

Q: Can I fly on the server?

A: Yes, with the Magic Carpets feature, you can enjoy 1 hour of free flight.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: PvP is optional and off by default, but you can enable it to challenge your friends.

Q: How can I earn StarShards currency?

A: You can earn StarShards through quests, achievements, and events on the server.

Q: Are there weekly events on the server?

A: Yes, CelestialCraft hosts weekly server-wide events to keep things exciting.

FetishCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, coping strategies, fetish counseling, fetish exploration, fetish management, fetish therapy, fetish triggers, FetishCraft, fetishes, fetishism, Help, mental health, Minecraft, Professional help, Psychology, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, Server, sexual behavior, Support, Therapy, treatment options, Understanding

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6371
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Farms Harvested:	221
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
New Chunks Explored:	774981	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11

Are you tired of vanilla Minecraft servers that just don’t hit the spot? Look no further, because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fetishes! From giant chickens to rainbow-colored creepers, we’ve got it all. Join us and embrace your inner kinkiness in a safe and pixelated environment. Who knows, you might even discover a new fetish you never knew you had! So come on in and let your freak flag fly, because on our server, anything goes!

SneakPeekSteve Minecraft SMP

anticipation, binge watching, Character development, Cliffhanger, Drama, Entertainment, episode release, EXCITEMENT, he doesn’t watch, Minecraft, Mystery, next episode, plot twist, preview, series finale, smp, SneakPeekSteve, spoiler free, story arc, Suspense, television, Thriller, tv shows

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2504
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	86
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Potions Brewed:	151	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken race. The winner gets a diamond block, but the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week! And that’s just the beginning of the crazy antics you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? Well, now you can! Our server is full of insane adventures and ridiculous challenges that will keep you laughing and on your toes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong!

SimpLifeHacksMC SMP

Contentment, daily habits, Gratitude, gratitude journal, Happiness, life improvement, mindfulness, mindfulness meditation, mindfulness practice, Minimalism, personal growth, positive changes, positive mindset, self improvement, self-care, self-care routine, Simplicity, simplicity lifestyle, SimpLifeHacksMC, simplifying life, small changes, smp

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2355
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the simplest things can lead to unexpected greatness! Need a pick-me-up? Just plant a flower and watch as it magically boosts your mood by 100 points! Want to level up your mining skills? Just tell a joke to the nearest creeper and watch as it explodes with laughter (and diamonds)! Our SMP is filled with wacky adventures and crazy surprises around every corner. So come join us and see how the simplest things can make your Minecraft life hilariously better!