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Secret Agents United 1.20

#announcement, agents, Anime, bros, cute, discussion, Fall, Fan art, Manga, Pics, post, rewatch, Screenshots, season 3, secret, Sexy, spoilers, spy x family, United, yor

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3520
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Henlo frens! Are you a fan of SxF and want to talk about it with other cool peeps? Join our Minecraft server for some epic discussions and sharing of screenshots! We’re getting hyped for season 3 and want to relive all the best moments together. Plus, we have a strict no manga spoilers policy, so you can feel safe chatting with us. Yor is so hot, am I right bros? Join now for a wild ride!

The Unjust and Glutenous Predators Minecraft SMP

agendas, agents, assets, Behavior, Culling, DARK AGE, diseased, Elites, Excuses, Global scale, Glutenous, ISOLATED, justifications, KAKERGI, loyalty, Minecraft, narratives, PREDATORS, Purge, smp, unjust, wretches

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1650
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Emeralds Found:	8452	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of unjust predators ruining your Minecraft SMP experience? Join us on our server where we cull those who prey on the weak! We’re on a mission to purge the world of toxic players and bring back sanity and logic to the game. So if you’re ready to take down the KAKERGI agents and assets, grab your sword and join us in the ultimate culling adventure! Let the scum seethe as we clean up the server one player at a time. Don’t be a victim of dark energy, join us and be a part of the purge that will go down in Minecraft history!

Infectious Agents Cause Cancers

agents, cancers, infectious

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7598
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Yo yo yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life, fam! We got zombies, creepers, and even infectious agents causin’ cancers up in here! It’s like a science experiment gone wrong, but in a totally lit way, ya feel me?

Join us and witness the madness as we battle these infectious agents with our diamond swords and enchanted armor. It’s like a whole new level of survival mode, but with a twist of medical drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational, amirite?

So come on down and join the fun, where every block you break could lead to a breakthrough in cancer research. Plus, we got free cookies at spawn point, so what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started, y’all!

MossadMayhem: HaniyehHitmen

#covert operations, agents, Assassination, Espionage, Explosives, Haniyeh, HaniyehHitmen, intelligence agencies, international news, iran, IRGC, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Mossad, MossadMayhem, political assassination, Report, secret missions, security threats, Terrorism, The Telegraph, undercover operatives

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9993
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Love Letters Sent:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9710
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our diamonds are so shiny they blind u like a disco ball. we once had a creeper that turned into a rapper and dropped some sick beats. join us and be part of the craziest adventures in blocky land. plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once u get to know him. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and let’s build some wacky creations together!

NorthSpyCraftKorea

#classified information, agents, Breach, breach investigation, confidential data, cyber attack, Cyber Security, data leak, Espionage, Government, intelligence, investigation, leaked documents, national security, North Korea, NorthSpyCraftKorea, security breach, security measures, sensitive information, south korea, Spying

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7256
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8549
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where south korea agents are spying on the north in a virtual world!!! u can be a secret agent too and uncover top secret info while building ur own base and battling enemies!! watch out for kim jong un creepin around tryna steal ur diamonds!!! join now for a wild ride full of espionage and adventure!!!

CraftyLiesMC: Deceptive LLMs

agents, CraftyLiesMC, Deception abilities, deceptive, Earlier, Emergence, experiments, false beliefs, induce, large language models, LLMs, NonExistent, State-of-the-art, strategies, Understanding

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9585
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. also, our creepers have learned how to break dance and our skeletons can play the guitar like rockstars.

we got a secret underground base where the ender dragon throws epic raves every saturday night. and if u find the hidden treasure chest, u get a lifetime supply of diamond armor and enchanted weapons.

our villagers have started a rebellion against the iron golems and now they’re all wearing top hats and monocles. it’s a sight to see, i tell ya.

oh, and did i mention our zombies have learned how to do the cha-cha slide? it’s a real thriller, let me tell ya.

so come join our server and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft world you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’ll blow your mind.

dotMINE server: Where creepers are the real estate agents!

agents, ah, back, command, CREEPERS, Doors, dotMINE, English, Estate, History, home, Ip:, kr€£, Land Claim, locked chests, LWC, Map, market, MCMMO, Nice players, Plugin, Public farms, real, Server, smp, Swedish

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5401
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mines Excavated:	1329
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
IP Address	mc.dotmine.se
Commands	History, /back, /home, land claim, kr€£ plugin, mcmmo, public farms, /ah, locked chests and doors via LWC
Languages	Swedish and English
Map Hosted	map.dotMINE.se

FAQ:

Q: Can I buy items in the market?

A: Yes, you can buy stuff from the market on the server.

Q: Are the players friendly?

A: Yes, the players on the server are nice and welcoming.

Q: Is there a plugin for land claiming?

A: Yes, the server has a land claim plugin.

Q: How can I protect my chests and doors?

A: You can protect your chests and doors using LWC plugin on the server.

The Crafty Creepers Co.

#covert operations, agents, Conspiracy, Crafty, CREEPERS, Deception, hidden agenda., It was always our plan, Manipulation, manipulators, mastermind, mind games, Plot, random literature, scheming, secret plan, shuffle shuffle, Something happened, strategy, The grand scheme, twists and turns, wrote about

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4751
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, something crazy is always going down! Picture this: one day, our team of secret agents decided to shake things up and create chaos in the Minecraft world. And guess what? It worked! Now, you can join in on the madness and be a part of the most epic adventure ever. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see what all the fuss is about! Just remember, it was always our plan… 😉🕵️‍♂️🔥

HomelessCraft: Where Creepers are the Real Estate Agents

affordable, agents, Community, community development, Creative, CREEPERS, Estate, full function, home, homeless problem, HomelessCraft, homelessness, Housing, housing crisis, Innovative, real, Shelter, social issue, solution, sustainable, tiny homes, tiny houses, village living, Villages, youtube video

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4992
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Crops Grown:	6706
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the solution to all your housing problems! Forget about burgerland, we have tiny houses villages filled with full function tiny houses so everyone can have a HOME. Watch as players build their own tiny houses and live out their wildest tiny house dreams. Join us and never worry about being homeless in Minecraft again! It’s like a tiny house utopia, but in blocky form. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your tiny house empire!

KGB Craft: Where Putler sends sleeper agents to attack your blocks!

agents, aggression, Attack, ATTACKING, blocks, Craft, cyberattack, Espionage, Government, Infiltration, intelligence, KGB, KGBs, Manipulation, Politics, Propaganda, putin, putler, russia, SECURITY, sends, sleeper, subversion, Surveillance, threat, War

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8932
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Are you tired of getting attacked by Putler and his sleeper KGB agents in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can join forces with other players to fend off these sneaky spies! Build fortresses, gather resources, and unleash your inner warrior as you battle against the forces of evil. Who knew that the key to defeating Putler was through the power of blocky building and pixelated combat? Join us now and show those KGBs who’s boss!

BlockBreakUpBay

BlockBreakUpBay, Breakup, Communication Issues, controlling behavior, denial, dishonesty, Emotional Abuse, hindsight, incompatibility, indifference, Jealousy, Manipulation, neglect, Overlook, red flag, relationship, toxic behavior, trust issues, unresolved issues, warning signs, warning signs ignored

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8919
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama and excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server where relationships are as unstable as a creeper in a thunderstorm!

Forget about red flags, we’ve got rainbow flags flying high in our server! From players stealing each other’s diamonds to secret underground love triangles, you’ll never be bored here. Who needs a stable relationship when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions in our Minecraft world?

So, if you’re ready to overlook all the red flags and dive headfirst into chaos, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your true love amidst all the drama (or at least a new mining buddy)!

NukeCraft Server: No Promises!

Assurance, cnn, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Geopolitical, Government, international news, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, nuclear facilities, nuclear program, nukecraft, Officials, potential conflict, Promises, security concerns, Server, State Department, Target, Tensions, world news

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5507
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Magic Items Found:	2291	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	22

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a nuclear explosion of fun? well, this server is the bomb, literally! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, just like how Israel might blow up Iran’s nuclear facilities (not cool, bro). but don’t worry, we promise not to target your creations, unless they’re, like, super ugly or something. come join us for a blast of a time and see why everyone is talking about this server, it’s the bomb dot com!

CraftyComrades

CASUALTIES, casualty, Combat, Conflict, CraftyComrades, death, eastern europe, Fatalities, international news, Military, Military operations, past 24 hours, russia, soldiers, statistics, Toll, Tragedy, Ukraine, Updates, violence, War

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3362
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Potions Brewed:	81
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Votes:	1198
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only war you’ll be fighting is against creepers and zombies! we have so many casualties every day, but don’t worry, they’re all just pixelated characters, not real people!

we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. join us and be a part of the chaos, where the only casualties are your pride when you get blown up by a TNT trap you didn’t see coming.

come on, what are you waiting for? russia’s war casualty toll has nothing on the craziness of our minecraft server!

Retro Reality Minecraft Server

1970, Actual, adjusted, Analysis, average costs, comparison, cost of living, current day, data, Economy, Expenses, historical, image, inflation, meme, Minecraft, Prices, Reality, Retro, Server, statistics, Updated

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4072
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	309	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing inflated is the egos of the players? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is so wild, even the cost of living from the 1970s can’t keep up with the craziness! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers tell jokes instead of exploding, and the only thing more valuable than emeralds is friendship (and maybe some enchanted golden apples). So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (and the Nether)!

Pure Asexual Minecraft SMP Girlfriend Sharing

Asexual, childlike affection, Companionship, cute, desire, emotional connection, gf, Girlfriend, Heartache, Intimacy, Live, Loneliness, longing, longing for love, love, Minecraft, Pure, relationship, romance, sharing, smp, unrequited love, yearning, ywn

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9718
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ores Mined:	4903	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Dimension Hops:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find your one true asexual love and share pure, childlike affection together! Who needs diamonds when you can have a cute Minecraft girlfriend to cuddle with in-game? Don’t miss out on the chance to find your perfect match and experience the most wholesome relationship in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, it’s worth it!

SisterSass Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Drama, fair, family, Friends, Homeschool, Honesty, Minecraft, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, School, Server, Siblings, sister, SisterSass, Vaping, Victim

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8212
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as my sister’s homeschooling experience? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the backstabbing and vape-stealing shenanigans of real life. Join us and leave the high school drama behind!

We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.

So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.

DadCraft Drama: AITA?

aita, DadCraft, Drama

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6665
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Love Letters Sent:	13	Ores Mined:	6175

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as wild as the creepers exploding all around you! Join us for a chance to escape your own crazy family secrets and build a new life in a virtual world.

If you thought finding out your uncle is actually your father was shocking, just wait until you see the hidden secrets and surprises we have in store for you on our server. Who needs therapy when you can mine diamonds and fight off zombies to cope with your newfound family revelations?

Don’t worry about forming relationships with estranged relatives here – on our server, the only family you need is your fellow players who will have your back through every blocky adventure. So come join us and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way through the chaos together!

GrindCraft SMP

energy drain, energy vampires, energy zappers, Fruitless endeavors, futile efforts, grindcraft, ineffective use of time, non-profitable pursuits, pointless tasks, smp, Time management, time suckers, time wasters, time-consuming tasks., unfulfilling activities, Unproductive activities, unproductive endeavors, unproductive habits, unproductive tasks, unprofitable investments, wasted effort

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	773
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Animals Bred:	169	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of wasting your precious time and energy on things that don’t bring you any return? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and within minutes, they were chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. But instead of running away in fear, they decided to befriend the llamas and together, they formed a llama army that conquered the entire server. And that player? They became the llama king, ruling over their subjects with a hoof of iron.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond disco ball that grants wishes to those who can bust a move like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to wasting your time on boring activities. Who knows, you might just become the next llama king or disco ball dancer extraordinaire!

Annoyingly Normal

annoying habits, annoyingly, common annoyances, common frustrations, common irritations, common pet peeves, daily annoyances, everyday annoyance, everyday frustrations, everyday irritations, irksome habits, minor annoyances, minor frustrations, minor irritations, mundane annoyances, normal, normalcy, personal triggers, pet peeve, typical irritations, universal annoyances, universal frustrations

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3638
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where all creepers have been replaced with adorable kittens that explode into a shower of rainbows and sparkles. And forget about getting lost in the Nether – our portal system will teleport you directly to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even tame a dragon to ride around the map in style. And if you ever get bored of building epic castles and roller coasters, you can always participate in our daily llama races or join the search for the legendary golden carrot hidden somewhere in the world.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a whole new world of insanity and hilarity that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

PixelPoutinePutinJustice

Canadian, collusion, Conspiracy, Corruption, criminal case, far right, foreign influence, fraud, Government, indictment, influencers, International, investigation, Legal, MONEY, money laundering, PixelPoutinePutinJustice, Politics, Russian, scandal, U.S. Department of Justice

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7868
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Crops Grown:	6746
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8542
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ores Mined:	3566

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