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The Unjust and Glutenous Predators Minecraft SMP

agendas, agents, assets, Behavior, Culling, DARK AGE, diseased, Elites, Excuses, Global scale, Glutenous, ISOLATED, justifications, KAKERGI, loyalty, Minecraft, narratives, PREDATORS, Purge, smp, unjust, wretches

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2385
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3762	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ores Mined:	1372	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Are you tired of unjust predators ruining your Minecraft SMP experience? Join us on our server where we cull those who prey on the weak! We’re on a mission to purge the world of toxic players and bring back sanity and logic to the game. So if you’re ready to take down the KAKERGI agents and assets, grab your sword and join us in the ultimate culling adventure! Let the scum seethe as we clean up the server one player at a time. Don’t be a victim of dark energy, join us and be a part of the purge that will go down in Minecraft history!

HolyTouristDrama

agendas, aita, atheist, Beliefs, compromise, convictions, cultish, disagreement, Ethics, HolyTouristDrama, Hub, Morals, political candidates, Principles, PROFITS, Religion, religious affiliations, Spouse, tourist junk, tourist place, tourist trap

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1958
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of being dragged to boring tourist traps that support causes you don’t believe in? Join our Minecraft server and escape the cultish tourist traps of the real world! Our server is a sanctuary for atheists and non-believers who refuse to compromise their principles for a day of sightseeing.

Instead of wasting your time and money at a religious tourist trap, come join us for some epic adventures in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and have fun without any hidden agendas. Plus, our server is filled with hilarious NPCs who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why waste your time at a tourist trap when you can join our Minecraft server and have a blast with like-minded individuals who share your beliefs (or lack thereof)? Join us now and say goodbye to boring tourist traps forever!

Onyx Isle: Where even the sheep have political agendas! 1.20, Dynmap, Whitelist, 13+, Fresh Server.

agendas, alliances, BETRAYAL, coming days., Discord, Dynmap, Fresh, Greed, Isle, Kingdom, Land Claim, Launch, Loss, Medieval, Nordic, onyx, Political, power, Rustic, Server, Sheep, smp, Spying, Survival, Trading, War, Whitelist

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9412
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Minecraft Server Overview:

Description
Calling this a survival server would be an understatement. Rather this server acts as a way for people to experience power, loss, and greed. Kingdoms are likely to form and with them, so are alliances. Wars can break out, spying can occur and betrayals can happen.
Intentions: This server will at its core be built for the players. You are free to build and conquer any area you see fit. Your medieval kingdom can stretch the whole server if time allows. Admins are there to serve the players and their wants.
Basic Guidelines: This server is medieval. There is no modern. Nordic, Rustic, etc.. building types are fine but nothing industrial or modern (this also means steampunk). No skyscrapers or car roads. War is not all-out griefing and chaos. When your group exceeds 5 players, you can form a kingdom.
The world is 4000×4000 to encourage closer kingdoms and more interaction such as trading alliances and possibly, war. Discord Link: https://discord.gg/P3qqPHrEGT

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can I build modern structures on the server?	No, the server is strictly medieval themed. Only natural material-based structures are allowed.
How many players are needed to form a kingdom?	When your group exceeds 5 players, you can form a kingdom.
Is there a size limit to kingdoms?	No, your medieval kingdom can stretch the whole server if time allows.
What happens if the majority of the server wants a change?	There will be a vote to decide on any changes requested by the majority of players.

Crafty Creepers: Where even the mobs have political agendas!

2.0.., agendas, Campaign, Conspiracy, control, Crafty, CREEPERS, Deception, Digital, election, influence, Manipulation, Misinformation, mobs, narrative, Political, Politics, power, Propaganda, QAnon, social media, strategy, Tactics, Technology, theory

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1263
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Enchantments Applied:	94
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Tired of boring old elections? Join our Minecraft server and create your own wacky election narrative! Forget QAnon 2.0, we’re all about PogChamp 69.420! Build your own campaign headquarters out of diamond blocks and rally your supporters with explosive TNT speeches. Who needs real politics when you can rule the virtual world with memes and mayhem? Join now and let the chaos begin!

PixelPestProblem

aggravation, annoyance, bad day, bothersome issue, Day, Frustration, INCONVENIENCE, Irritation, minor annoyance, minor mishap, minor setback, mood killer, Nuisance, pesky problem, pet peeve, PixelPestProblem, ruin, small mistake, smallest thing, unexpected problem, vexation

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2313
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Gods Slained:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Void Gems Collected:	30
Towns Built:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of getting your day ruined by tiny annoyances like stepping on a Lego or running out of milk for your cereal? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the smallest thing that can ruin your day is getting attacked by a horde of baby zombies riding chickens! That’s right, forget about stubbing your toe or getting a paper cut, we’ve got a whole new level of tiny terror waiting for you.

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where even the tiniest creatures are out to get you. Build epic fortresses to protect yourself from miniature mobs, embark on quests to find the legendary Golden Baby Zombie Egg, and maybe even tame a chicken-riding baby zombie as your loyal steed.

So why wait? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the smallest but deadliest challenges Minecraft has to offer. Just remember, watch your back and always keep an eye out for those sneaky baby zombies – they may be small, but they’re definitely not to be underestimated!

UkrainianDroneWarfare Minecraft Server

Airfield, airstrike, Ammo Dumps, blast, Conflict, drone attack, eastern europe, Fuel, Geopolitics, international relations, long range drones, Military, military strategy, Minecraft, russia, russian military, Server, Set Ablaze, Technology, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, UkrainianDroneWarfare, WARFARE

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9274
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian long-range drones are blasting and setting ablaze russian military airfield fuel and ammo dumps!

why join, u ask? well, because where else can u see such epic battles and explosions in minecraft?! plus, the loot u can get from the wreckage is insane – diamond armor, enchanted weapons, u name it!

not to mention, our community is lit af – everyone is always down for a good time, whether it’s building epic bases or trolling each other with hilarious pranks.

so come on over and join the chaos – who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server!

Crafty Taliban Banter

Afghanistan, banter, bare faces, conservative beliefs, Crafty, cultural restrictions, freedom of expression, gender discrimination, gender inequality, human rights violation, Islamic law, oppressive regime, patriarchal society, public ban, religious extremism, social control, Taliban, vice laws, women’s empowerment, women’s oppression, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6822
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Love Letters Sent:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taliban would be jealous? Well, you’ve come to the right place!

On this server, we got rules crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We ban women’s voices and bare faces in public because… um… well, because why not? It’s all about that mystery, baby!

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop anyone who dares to step out of line. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

SocialCraft: DepressoMoodChain

cognitive overload, college student mental health, college students, depressive mood, DepressoMoodChain, digital mental health, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health effects, mental health research., Mental well-being, Mobile social media, social comparison, social media addiction, social media impact, social media influence, social media usage, socialcraft, technology impact, technology use, upward social comparison

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1916
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

so like, u know how college can be super stressful and stuff, right? well, imagine if u could escape all that craziness by diving into a minecraft server that is so lit, it will make u forget all about ur depressing mood. like, seriously, this server is so epic that it will make u forget all about ur college stress and make u feel like u are on top of the world.

u see, when u join this server, u will be surrounded by other players who are just as awesome as u are. u will be able to make new friends, build amazing structures, and go on crazy adventures together. and get this, the server is so huge that u will never run out of things to do. like, there are endless possibilities for u to explore and conquer.

but wait, it gets even better. on this server, u will be able to participate in epic battles, go on treasure hunts, and even ride dragons. yes, u heard me right, u can ride freaking dragons. how cool is that?

so if u want to escape from the stresses of college life and have the time of ur life, then u need to join this minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it. come join us and let’s have some fun together!

GreenCraft SMP: Let’s Play Minecraft But Everyone is Wearing Green Speedos and Cowboy Hats

alliances, bedrock, console, Cowboy, crate keys, Currency, Discord, friendship, Green.., GreenCraft, hats, java, Lets, map art, Minecraft, Minigames, OUTAGE, Permanent, Play, PORT, Quests, Realms, ruins, smp, Speedos, union, Vanilla, Wars, wearing, WEEKLY

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1890
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	34	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

GreenCraft SMP Server Overview

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Server Version	Semi-vanilla 1.21
Cross-Play	Available for both Java and Bedrock players
Features	Quests, Minigames, Crates, Nations, Dynmap
Upcoming Event	First event this Friday

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the GreenCraft SMP server?

To join the Java server, use IP 151.80.47.150:25643. For Bedrock players, use IP 151.80.47.150 with port 27049.

2. What is the server theme?

GreenCraft SMP is a Nations server where players can form nations, alliances, participate in wars, and quests.

3. Are there any special events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts frequent events with rewards including crate keys, currency, and collectable player map art.

4. Can I play minigames on the server?

Absolutely! GreenCraft SMP has a dedicated minigame world where you can enjoy various types of minigames like PvP, racing, and parkour.

5. Is there a Discord server for GreenCraft SMP?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N.

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server – No Politics Here!

@POTUS45, Donald J Trump, donald trump, elon musk, God Bless the USA, Liz Harrington, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, Politics, president trump, Server, team trump, trump archive, trump library, Trump Press Conference, Trump Rally, Trump Remarks, Trump Spox, trump war room, Trump X Space, Trumpcraft, truth social

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7515
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Magic Items Found:	7214

Welcome to the most tremendous Minecraft server in the history of Minecraft servers, believe me! This server is so amazing, it’s like building a wall around your base and making creepers pay for it.

Join now and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with President Donald J. Trump himself! He’ll show you how to build the best walls and make Minecraft great again, again.

We have exclusive events like Trump rallies in-game, where you can hear him deliver speeches on the importance of crafting and building. Plus, special appearances from Elon Musk and Trump visiting different biomes like Bozeman, MT.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of this incredible Minecraft server. Make your blocks great again and join today!

BaryonyxBash Minecraft SMP – Tired of Thursdays with /theropod/

Aggie, AI chatbots, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, art, baryonyx, BaryonyxBash, Blender models, Downloads, fang board, fic spreadsheet, FICS, gator, Greentext Mega, Guide, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, ost, Previous thread, smp, snoot archive, Snoot Game, Snootboorus, theropod, thread archives, THURSDAY, thursdays, tired, tq, Wani Hug

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4435
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ores Mined:	8436	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than a villager has trades, and more drama than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory.

Join us and experience the thrill of hugging gators, battling dragons, and building your own pixelated empire. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got AI chatbots that will make you question your sanity, Blender models that will blow your mind, and low poly models that will make you feel like you’re living in a retro video game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, when in doubt, just hug the gator.

MakeupCraft Minecraft Server

12-year-old, AITAH, Birthday Party, brother, eyeliner, foundation, Gifting, inappropriate gift, lip gloss, makeup, MakeupCraft, Mascara, middle school, Minecraft, Niece, niece’s gift, parenting, Server, Single dad, social media, sol de janeiro, Ulta

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4414
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only inappropriate gift you’ll receive is a creeper explosion in your face! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of drama.

Forget about worrying over makeup for a 12-year-old, here you’ll be too busy fighting off zombies and building epic castles to even think about it. Plus, our community is so supportive that you’ll never have to deal with any overprotective parents trying to take away your loot.

So come on, join us and let’s show your brother that makeup is the least of his worries when it comes to raising a Minecraft warrior like yourself. Who needs lip gloss when you can have diamond swords and enchanted armor? Let’s craft, build, and conquer together on this epic Minecraft server!

RuleBreakerCraft

bio dad, Boyfriend, breaking a rule, CARD, Caring, DAUGHTER, family, Friend, husband, KIND, Messaging, outside perspective., Phone, PRETTY, Reassuring, REWARD, RuleBreakerCraft, sad stuff, Shein, Struggling

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4284
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Love Letters Sent:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and no fun allowed after 11pm? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the only rule is to never stop having a good time!

Last night, one player caught their daughter breaking the rules by messaging someone at 1am. But guess what? It wasn’t a secret boyfriend, it was her friend Hannah who was going through a tough time. And instead of punishing her, the player rewarded her with a shopping spree on Shein! Talk about a plot twist!

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a similar situation, where breaking the rules leads to unexpected rewards and heartwarming moments. Who needs strict parents and boring servers when you can have a wild and unpredictable adventure with us? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyCreeperDateDisaster

awkward date, bad date, CraftyCreeperDateDisaster, cringeworthy date, dating disaster, dating horror story, disastrous date, embarrassing date, nightmare date, regrettable date, terrible date, worst date, worst date ever, worst date ever happened, worst date ever recounted, worst date ever shared, worst date ever told, worst date experience, worst date in history, worst date of my life, worst date story

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6897
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Crops Grown:	1327
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Have you ever been on a date where your partner turned out to be a creeper in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only creepers you’ll encounter are the ones trying to blow up your house! Join us for a date night like no other, where you can mine diamonds together and build a love shack that would make even Romeo and Juliet jealous. Who needs a romantic dinner when you can have a virtual picnic in the lush forests of our server? So ditch the bad dates and come find your true love in the world of blocks and pixels. Love is just a /tp away!