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Pixel Purgatory: ‘Do I pass?’

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5172
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Divine Spears Created:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the fun! Join us now and experience the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly epic. So, do I pass? Oh, you bet your diamond sword you do!

Tourist Trap: White Tourists Beware in Japanese Subway Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9964
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Void Gems Collected:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Gods Slained:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of getting lost in the confusing maze of Japanese subway stations? Do you constantly find yourself accidentally ending up in the wrong city? Well, fear not my fellow white tourists, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through intricate subway systems without the risk of missing your stop and ending up in a completely different prefecture. Our virtual subway stations are filled with helpful signs, friendly NPCs, and even a secret warp zone that takes you straight to your destination in a blink of an eye.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within the depths of our server lies a hidden underground city where the locals are actually friendly and don’t judge you for being a lost tourist. Explore the bustling streets, visit the quirky shops, and maybe even stumble upon a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of subway adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to getting lost in translation in the real world. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

SharkyCraft: Where Sharks Rule and Wives are Cute!

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2791
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Animals Bred:	53	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a cute shark wife! That’s right, not only can you mine for diamonds and build epic structures, but you can also swim with your adorable shark spouse who loves to cuddle and play fetch with seaweed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and rain bacon down upon you as you climb to the top. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the mystical Unicorn Valley, where rainbow-colored horses roam free and grant wishes to those who are pure of heart.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the possibilities are as endless as the laughs you’ll have with your shark wife by your side.

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even Your Mom Thinks You’re Cool

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7636
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Crops Grown:	5168	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely out of TNT.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?)

Hindu Invaders LOLz – /shit/ Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3704
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	3206	Divine Spears Created:	24
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we discuss the most pressing issue of Indian Immigration! Join us and become a part of the chaos as we debate who is truly Indian based on their hand posting abilities. Don’t worry, if you support India but refuse to post your hand, you’ll automatically be deemed Indian with no way out. It’s not because you’re too white or have nothing to prove, it’s just because your name is now officially Rakesh. And if that wasn’t wild enough, get ready for some intense political discussions and maybe even a few trannies thrown in for good measure. Come join us on this rollercoaster of a server, where anything goes and nothing is off limits!

Serious Question: Can You Survive This Minecraft Madness?

employee dissatisfaction, employee guidance, employee supervision, factory hierarchy, factory operations, factory work, ineffective management, laborer supervision, lack of leadership, madness, managerial accountability, managerial incompetence, managerial responsibilities, middle management criticism, middle managers, Minecraft, production oversight, question.., supervisors, SURVIVE, task delegation, training new employees, warehouse management, workplace inefficiency

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7026
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50

Are you tired of middle-managers who do absolutely nothing except sit in their office and chat with their buddies? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join our server where middle-managers actually DO stuff, like guiding players on their tasks, training newbies, and making sure everyone is on the right track.

Forget about lazy managers who don’t do anything productive, our middle-managers will make sure you’re always producing the correct blocks, not sleeping on the job, and running the right stuff. Plus, they’ll actually come check on you in the warehouse instead of hiding in their office all day!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server where middle-managers are actually useful and not just useless NPCs, join us now and experience the most efficient and hilarious management team in the game. Who knows, you might even get promoted to middle-manager yourself and show them how it’s really done!

Crafty AF: Know the difference between a creeper and your ex

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7671
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs! Imagine the riches you could have with just a few clucks!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave!

Crafty Confederates: Where Democrats Rule the Minecraft World!

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1365
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old flags and factions? Well, look no further because on our server, the Democrats are actually Confederates! That’s right, you’ll see players flying the CSA flag proudly as they build their empires and battle it out for supremacy. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate this crazy world where everything is turned upside down. Who knows what other surprises await you on this wacky server? Join now and see for yourself!

Crafty LOLz Server: ‘IN !!!!!!!!!!!’

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5456
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	New Chunks Explored:	185926
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Potions Brewed:	90
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant mutant cow. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks and ride a flying pig as your trusty steed.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLtastic Adventure Land

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3452
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Buildings Constructed:	49
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	287	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for an epic adventure where we plan to end the world… but in a totally fun and orchestrated way!

Picture this: you and your friends team up to unleash chaos and destruction upon the Minecraft world. Build giant TNT cannons, summon hordes of zombies, and create massive explosions that will make even the creepers jealous. It’s the ultimate apocalypse experience, and it’s all happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a dragon with a diamond sword, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join us on our server and let’s end the world together… in the most epic and lolzy way possible!