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CraftyMillionaire

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5505
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

yo, come join our epic minecraft server where we got diamonds raining from the sky like confetti at a party. you wanna know why you should join? well let me tell you, we got a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. and guess what? they can talk! they’ll tell you jokes that will make you pee your pants (in a good way, of course).

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of gold blocks? yeah, that’s right. you can ride that bad boy while sippin’ on a potion of invisibility.

but wait, there’s more! we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with giant emeralds. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions that will make you fly like a majestic unicorn.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most absurdly awesome minecraft adventure of your life!

The Loser’s Savior Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3488
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3432
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Towns Built:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of getting roasted by your friends for not being able to build a decent house in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the biggest noob can become a master builder! Join now and show off your epic creations to shut up all the haters.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server owner once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand. Legend has it that he’s actually a Minecraft wizard in disguise, ready to guide you on your quest to become the ultimate blocky warrior.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP in the universe. Who knows, you might even become the next diamond-clad hero to save the day!

Galactic Heroes Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4639
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Towns Built:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Votes:	562
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Welcome to Dumping ch223, the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained penguins who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their flippers. You won’t find that kind of dedication anywhere else!

2. We have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are always looking for new members to join their llama army. Will you be the next llama warrior?

3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant block-shaped creature who roams the land spreading joy and chaos wherever he goes. Will you be able to tame him and ride him into battle?

4. We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join Dumping ch223 today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Heaven Burns Red General Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5143
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this server created by the one and only Jun Maeda, the mastermind behind emotional rollercoasters like Angel Beats! and Clannad. But wait, there’s more – this server is so wild that even the mobs have their own dramatic storylines inspired by Maeda’s works!

Not only can you play on PC, but you can also hop on your mobile device and join in on the madness. Watch our trailers that are so epic, they’ll make you want to build a shrine in-game dedicated to them. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter for daily updates and memes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Check out our database and tier list to see where you stack up against other players. Roll the guaranteed SS banner for a chance to win epic loot that will make your friends jealous. And don’t miss out on our current event where you can earn 3000 bonus gems just for being a part of the chaos.

And if you come across any malicious spoilers, don’t worry – just make up your own outrageous spoilers to throw everyone off track. With tags like yuri, JRPG, and comedy, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Pixel Love Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5095
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Runes Activated:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Astral Projections Made:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Crops Grown:	3052	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as this story? Look no further! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like this unexpected turn of events between me and my wife. Join us for some sexy and tight gameplay, where you never know what might happen next. From bouncy rides to deepthroat numb spray, we’ve got it all! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a bookmark in a book that leads to a whole new level of fun. So come on over and get ready for an adventure unlike any other!

Too Many Distros Minecraft SMP Developers

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3208
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Enchantments Applied:	218
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are on a mission to save Linux developers from extinction! 🌟

👴 Are you tired of the same old middle-aged white men dominating the Linux developer scene? Join us and bring some fresh, youthful energy to the table! Zoomies, we’re looking at you! 🤪

🚗 Forget driving Uber for rent money, come join us and spend your time developing Linux in a fun and supportive community! Who needs TikTok when you can be a coding wizard? 🧙‍♂️

🤖 Say goodbye to unstable distros and endless bug fixes – we’re all about streamlining and focusing on a handful of top-notch distros. Let’s make Linux great again! 💪

🍎 Who needs Apple when you can be part of a thriving community of developers working together to create the ultimate Linux experience? Join us now and let’s show the world what we’re made of! 🚀

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and be a part of the Linux revolution! Let’s code, build, and conquer together! 🔥

Tired of Death Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1949
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old drama and threads? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Say goodbye to boring discussions about politics and adult content, because on our server, we only talk about the important stuff like which Minecraft mob would win in a dance-off or if Steve could beat the Ender Dragon in a thumb wrestling match.

Join us for a non-stop rollercoaster of insanity and laughter. Who needs serious discussions when you can debate whether creepers are just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug? So come on, join our server and let’s make Minecraft weird and wonderful together!

””Anyone here whos had sex” Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3276
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, everyone on the server owes me a favor for sucking my dick. It’s only fair, right? But don’t worry, we have plenty of other ridiculous reasons to keep you entertained.

Once, we had a giant chicken invade the server and lay eggs everywhere, causing chaos and confusion among the players. Another time, we held a fashion show where the only acceptable outfit was a full set of diamond armor with a pumpkin on your head. Trust me, it was a sight to behold.

But the real reason you should join this Minecraft SMP is for the pure insanity and laughter that ensues on a daily basis. From pranks to epic battles, there’s never a dull moment on this server. So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you!

WONDERS – DONATE TO EVERYONE / FREE – NEW EVENT Minecraft server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9203
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	63	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

The owner of the server “WONDERS – EVERYONE DONATE FREE – NEW EVENT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

pro.wondersmine.ru

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2058
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Welcome to the Cinnamon Bear Anniversary Edition Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises. Rumor has it that if you find the golden cinnamon bear statue hidden deep within the caves, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the most epic virtual VTuber awards ceremony ever seen in the Minecraft universe. You can vote for your favorite virtual idols and watch as they battle it out in epic virtual battles for the title of VTuber champion!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have AI-generated art that will blow your mind. Our AI wrangling anons have created some of the most mind-blowing designs you’ve ever seen, from pixelated masterpieces to futuristic creations that will leave you speechless.

So come join us on the Cinnamon Bear Anniversary Edition Minecraft server, where the adventures are wild, the treasures are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next!

The Alpha SMP – Collared Human Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8620
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where human males dominate anthros and other creatures in a variety of scenarios! It’s like a wild jungle out there, with stories and projects that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Join us for the “Helluva Mindbreak” chapter 2, where things get even crazier than before. Or how about “Curiosity and Cat,” a tale that will have you questioning your own feline instincts.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into “Pythagas” chapters 1-10 for a rollercoaster of emotions, or try your hand at the “Murder Mystery CYOA” where you’ll be on the edge of your seat trying to solve the crime.

And if that’s not enough, join us for “Neon Dream of Organic Toys” where the toys come to life in ways you never imagined. Or maybe “Cold Blooded Dairy” is more your style, a story that will have you laughing and crying all at once.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wild world of dominance and chaos!