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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 8476 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
we have conducted groundbreaking studies that show age-related decline in sensitivity only happens in hairless skin, but not in the hairy cheeks and forearms of our players. this is all thanks to our evolutionary history as social primates, where touch is a crucial method of communication.
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